Elmer_Hauser
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Not at all friend. He zerk-thatchered the hawfies and made Sam Mitchell cry and I got a little happy in my pants
Well said. The Hawf melts post game esp from Snitchell have been most satisfying
Hawk Tuah……Port and Ken Spit on that thang, post match discussion
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Well said. The Hawf melts post game esp from Snitchell have been most satisfying
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In the park where shadows dance and play,
Three friends felt the sting of a rainy day,
Sammy, Hodgey, and Lewis, in dismay,
Found their cheer in the muck washed away.
Ginni, their joy, their sunny delight,
Stepped in the mess, a troublesome sight,
His foot in the mire, an unholy plight,
And suddenly all turned sour from bright.
Sammy’s tears were like stormy rain,
His squeals of discontent were quite plain,
While Hodgey whimpered, “Oh, such pain!”
And Lewis lamented, “What a stain!”
The trio of woe, their faces aglow,
In the middle of grime, their spirits did slow,
Their hearts heavy, their mood sinking low,
As they fussed and they fumed, their patience did blow.
Yet, amidst their sorrow and whines so grand,
Kenneth appeared, with a smirk so unplanned,
He watched from the sidelines, so smugly he’d stand,
With a knowing grin, and a wave of his hand.
“Why fuss so much?” Kenneth’s voice rang clear,
“It's just a mishap, nothing to fear,”
His eyes twinkled with a mocking veneer,
As he savored their plight with a chuckle sincere.
So Sammy, Hodgey, and Lewis all cried,
While Kenneth stood smug, his pride amplified,
In the tale of the muck and the feelings denied,
A lesson in laughter, where tears often hide.
Three friends felt the sting of a rainy day,
Sammy, Hodgey, and Lewis, in dismay,
Found their cheer in the muck washed away.
Ginni, their joy, their sunny delight,
Stepped in the mess, a troublesome sight,
His foot in the mire, an unholy plight,
And suddenly all turned sour from bright.
Sammy’s tears were like stormy rain,
His squeals of discontent were quite plain,
While Hodgey whimpered, “Oh, such pain!”
And Lewis lamented, “What a stain!”
The trio of woe, their faces aglow,
In the middle of grime, their spirits did slow,
Their hearts heavy, their mood sinking low,
As they fussed and they fumed, their patience did blow.
Yet, amidst their sorrow and whines so grand,
Kenneth appeared, with a smirk so unplanned,
He watched from the sidelines, so smugly he’d stand,
With a knowing grin, and a wave of his hand.
“Why fuss so much?” Kenneth’s voice rang clear,
“It's just a mishap, nothing to fear,”
His eyes twinkled with a mocking veneer,
As he savored their plight with a chuckle sincere.
So Sammy, Hodgey, and Lewis all cried,
While Kenneth stood smug, his pride amplified,
In the tale of the muck and the feelings denied,
A lesson in laughter, where tears often hide.
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Sissy fits was very amusing when he melted last night.
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What a corn pop sissy is.
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Ginni needs a kick up arse too with his Elmer_Hauser type attitude. I like the Wiz though he's good value.
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Ginni is a massive flog. My cousins in Bendigo know him and they reckon the whole town hates him. Been a little smartarse since u/14's
Spot on.
I can see why Ken would choose to make it a point of motivation - takes all the focus off his inability to coach.
I get Ginnivan's a dickhead, but Hinkley and Port are an embarrassment
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If only Essendon's captain had spine enough to stand up for his playerI liked the part when carrying off one of the legends of the club Sicily was still crying that a mean coach was being mean to them
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Like I said the Elmer attitude.
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Bendigo > Geelonk
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They're not from Corio corn pop.
Nah - Ginnivan wasn't bantering with Port, he was bantering with Grundy.
Port chose to get their knickers knotted about it and used it as a convenient distraction from Hinkley's inept coaching and Port's embarrassing performance against Geelong.
They did win, just.
Kenneth as the public face of Port Adelaide and leader of the team, should have cracked a Pepsi Max in celebration and focussed on the win. Not on being a sore winner to a 21 year old who posted a comment to his mate's Instagram account.
Just shows how mentally weak Port and Hinkley are. They need a cheeky comment that only vaguely involves them to get "motivated" to do what they say they exist to do - win premierships.
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Kenny Loggins - Danger zone
Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone
Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone
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bUt BuT 9/11
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His man nappy might be on a bit too tight and it might be cutting off his circulation, he needs a nurse to loosen it a bit.
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