Backfire Hawks are cooked

[Pessimistic]

Nearly lost to St Fiddlers? You must be kidding me! They didn't play a ruckman and clearances were still 40-40. Isaac's gone Smissing. Poopoohole is up the shitter. Goalless last quarter when the game was on the line? Oh deary me. Even Clarko is predicting an early exit from finals.

Cooked like a dinner.

Looks like that chicken TazHawk15 - has he gone on his September holidays yet?

Buddys groin. let that be a lesson, children

 

[Pessimistic]

'Cooked'

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Mate duckwood in your sig. When he led the cats out for the hawks game. I actually saw him practicing that move

 

[leobarryustar]

Yeah right. Twenty-one replies seems about fair.

Primarily Cats and Swans fans, so to be expected. However, you know your thread is shit when North and Dogs fans feel the need to comment.

Dees, well that's OK. First finals series in 12 years deserves a little joy.

22 replies bozo

 

[Baldur]

It appears that if you tag their only mid capable of getting the ball, the dawks are shite. Who would have thunk it.

 

[chefmeister]

It appears that if you tag their only mid capable of getting the ball, the dawks are shite. Who would have thunk it.

It also appears that if you take the gold off their strip they are just shite also, but we already knew this.

 

[Paul Kersey]

Looks like the Geeswans are back.

 

[chefmeister]

Looks like the Geeswans are back.

Someone has to keep the Hawfmonds company.

 

[Paul Kersey]

Someone has to keep the Hawfmonds company.

Hawfmond? News to me. Haha.

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

jed Anderson- the one who got away?

Nahhhh, Worps is....

 

[chefmeister]

Nahhhh, Worps is....

Thought it was Caddy or Motlop.

 

[Benny78]

I'm hoping we can keep all these stupid Hawthorn players out of Melbourne for as long as possible. Torres strait, Perth, Brisbane etc

The only one left here is Jordan Lewis and you kind've forget he's still playing half the time anyway.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Just on that, do yah reckon Clarko might actually score his first ’AFL coach of the year’ award anytime soon? Even Ross Lyon has one.

Unlikely. He's pissed of everybody in the AFL at some point in time. This is his penance.

 

[99cents]

Nahhhh, Worps is....

Jed got away... very easily

 

[99cents]

Instead of 'the cats' you should use the correct term 'Hawthorns perennial bitches'.
Although I suppose that may get confusing in a post mentioning the Swans as well...

Geelong have played 9 finals vs Hawthorn for 4 wins (average margin 25 points) and 5 losses (average margin 10 points.)

Looking forward to a chance to even the ledger.



Bonus fun fact: Geelong beat Hawthorn a record three times in three games on their way to the 63 flag - winning the last home and away round to stay in the 'final 4', the 2nd Semi-final to advance to the Grand Final and then the last match of the year to take the flag. Never been done since!

 

[Dinsdale]

Hawfs and Rihcmunt the only teams to have won their last 5 games, I'm convinced thats the grand final match up, anyone who thinks otherwise is a moran or a cretan.

 

[Pessimistic]

Geelong have played 9 finals vs Hawthorn for 4 wins (average margin 25 points) and 5 losses (average margin 10 points.)

Looking forward to a chance to even the ledger.



Bonus fun fact: Geelong beat Hawthorn a record three times in three games on their way to the 63 flag - winning the last home and away round to stay in the 'final 4', the 2nd Semi-final to advance to the Grand Final and then the last match of the year to take the flag. Never been done since!

Hawks won three grand finals in a row - never been done since!

 

[TazHawk15]

Bok bok bok bwaaaark!

What's up Taz? I'm surprised to see you.

You are suprised, that's nothing.

I am in shock at seeing 2 COLA Flogs at once on the Bay.

 

[the avoca drover]

Hawfs and Rihcmunt the only teams to have won their last 5 games, I'm convinced thats the grand final match up, anyone who thinks otherwise is a moran or a cretan.

Good one Warnie!

 

[dreamboat]

Looks like Buddys Sex life is cooked for the next week or two.

 

[leobarryustar]

Looks like Buddys Sex life is cooked for the next week or two.

No way, Jesinta on the massage oil.

We beat Geelong in Geelong with no Buddy and we'll spank your lot too, because you're all so cooked.

 

[dreamboat]

don't go too early pal..... remember the suns beat you on your home deck this year..... and the hawks have a good record at the scg. should be a belter.

 

[leobarryustar]

don't go too early pal..... remember the suns beat you on your home deck this year..... and the hawks have a good record at the scg. should be a belter.

Your post is too sensible. Call me a name or something.

 

[dreamboat]

Your post is too sensible. Call me a name or something.

shit my bad forgot it was the bay.... you guys are farkin done like 2014... wah wo wah piss wind **** balls
better?

 

[Xtreme]

They could really do with Hodge and Mitchell’s leadership about now.

Oh please if Hawthorn had Hodge/Mitchell/Lewis still in the squad we'd be 18th!

 

[leobarryustar]

shit my bad forgot it was the bay.... you guys are farkin done like 2014... wah wo wah piss wind **** balls
better?

Much. I liked "piss wind" the best