Live Event Hawks Vs Handbaggers

[chefmeister]

If you do you'll have the dreaded week off before the first final, and we all know what that means for Geelong.

Well we all know what finals mean for Hawforn seeing as you’ve lost your last 4 straight.

 

[brett15]

Attention bay n00bs, PUS’s and Noidea15 - ^^^ is a “melt”.

you've been melting in this entire thread, you just use a passive aggressive approach with disguised strawman based comebacks to pretend like you dont when everyone knows you are.

Just suck it up princess, your biggest melter on here

 

[Jazny]

Just home from the game. Dressed for a winter blizzard and got ****en sunburn in the Southern Stand.

Now that I've had a few hours to contemplate the loss, I can be calm and objective about my analysis....

YOU ****EN WEAK ****TER campaignerS! ALL THE MENTAL TOUGHNESS OF A FAT campaigner AT AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET!!! THINK YOU CAN WIN A GAME PISSING ABOUT FOR 3 QUARTERS AND THEN HAVING HALF A CRACK FOR 15 MINUTES!! I'M SICK OF WATCHING YOU WATCHING THE BACK OF OPPOSITION PLAYERS AS THEY RUN AWAY FROM YOU WITH THE BALL. EVERY OPPOSITION TEAM KNOWS THEY JUST HAVE TO WORK HARD AND THEY HAVE YOU COVERED YOU FRONT RUNNING arseh*le POOTA CCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRNTTTSSSS!!!!!!!

Now, to the Qantas website. Should be some good September deals

There are a lot of problematic pejoratives in that post, Tyler Durden007

 

[chefmeister]

you've been melting in this entire thread, you just use a passive aggressive approach with disguised strawman based comebacks to pretend like you dont when everyone knows you are.

Just suck it up princess, your biggest melter on here

Nice melt Noidea15.

 

[dreamboat]

 

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Well we all know what finals mean for Hawforn seeing as you’ve lost your last 4 straight.

What's Geelong's finals record under Selwood's captaincy?

 

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i reckon freo & gc will put the final nail in the handbaggers coffin.

Move over carlton, you have a new challenger for the woody

 

[DrEvil_]

Oh dear how embarrassing for Selwood, that's almost as bad as Gibbs being worried out of it by Milne.

At least Gibbs had the excuse of his vagina being scared by therapist.

 

[chefmeister]

What's Geelong's finals record under Selwood's captaincy?

What’s Hawforns straight sets record under Roughead’s?

 

[chefmeister]

i reckon freo & gc will put the final nail in the handbaggers coffin.

Wait, you couldn’t even finish us off yourselves..!?

Move over carlton, you have a new challenger for the woody

Are you gonna go reverse or regular cowgirl on it?

 

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What’s Hawforns straight sets record under Roughead’s?

he hasnt lost one yet

 

[chefmeister]

he hasnt lost one yet

lol, so it was Hodge..??

BWAHHAAHAhaha, drunk campaigner.

 

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Wait, you couldn’t even finish us off yourselves..!?

Are you gonna go reverse or regular cowgirl on it?

only emptied half on you girls today so could probably do them both still

 

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lol, so it was Hodge..??

BWAHHAAHAhaha, drunk campaigner.

a winning one at that

 

[chefmeister]

a winning one at that

Leaves the Hawfs as duo straight setting captain. No wonder you gave the useless flog the flick.

 

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poor ol charfmaster. Will be crying himself asleep again tonight. 2008 all over again

 

[Dinsdale]

Nah for real. 2 bottom 10 sides in 2 weeks.

I can see why your own board are calling you “premiership favourites”.

One bloke even wondered if you could coax #33 back just for the finals with the offer of a free Norm Smith.

It's good that you are still in here able to mash unlike your brethren. I admire your intestinal fortitude in continual posting despite your teams' pathetic showing today. What will you be doing in September? Watching the Hawfs onslaught?

 

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Leaves the Hawfs as duo straight setting captain. No wonder you gave the useless flog the flick.

as if

 

[chefmeister]

It's good that you are still in here able to mash unlike your brethren. I admire your intestinal fortitude in continual posting despite your teams' pathetic showing today. What will you be doing in September? Watching the Hawfs onslaught?

Absolutely. Hawfs winning the 2018 flag is the biggest Monty in sports history.
Would be a monumental choke of extinction level proportions if you were to bottle it from here.

 

[chefmeister]

as if

Will be forever remembered as the guy who saved Brissy from the spoon after leading them to victory twice over his old club that kicked him to the curb.

 

[Dinsdale]

Absolutely. Hawfs winning the 2018 flag is the biggest Monty in sports history.
Would be a monumental choke of extinction level proportions if you were to bottle it from here.

 

[TAITA]

As an aside, has Joel had 'blood' tattooed under his nose in a display of his ultimate toughness/courageesness, or is it a moustache gone horribly wrong or does he just have a cold and has used all the clubs bandages, therefore having nothing to wipe his snotty nose on?

Should he save the club medicos and AFL time, and just run through the banner in a pre-embalmed, mummified state - which coincidentally might allow him to have more bearing on the match than he did today?

 

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As an aside, has Joel had 'blood' tattooed under his nose in a display of his ultimate toughness/courageesness, or is it a moustache gone horribly wrong or does he just have a cold and has used all the clubs bandages, therefore having nothing to wipe his snotty nose on?

Prolly has a piece of his own shit stuck there since he thinks it don't stink

 

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Will be forever remembered as the guy who saved Brissy from the spoon after leading them to victory twice over his old club that kicked him to the curb.

and that little thing about being a 3 peat, triple premiership Captain.

 

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Absolutely. Hawfs winning the 2018 flag is the biggest Monty in sports history.
Would be a monumental choke of extinction level proportions if you were to bottle it from here.

LMAO. blah, blah, blah, blah. Ice-cream is everywhere. Making a mess now