Think Tank Help Pick Harley Reid's New Daddy

[frggr]

Now that Simpson has told West Coast to Reverse GAGF, the struggling Eagles are without a coach.

After 5 years of no premierships, matters are made worse, as their cross-village rivals, the Cockburn Boat Anchors, are giving their fans another "false dawn" on their own premiership journey.

So pour one out for DanWA and give us your best options for the Top Job in the (not quite) Bottom Club.


I'll start with:

Ben Cousins



A hybrid of FIFO Worker and Ferrari, Cousins was "Richmonded" late in his career, causing him to fly off the rails like a VLine going too fast past Geelong Station.

Could his recent rehabilitation (via Dancing with the Stars) pave the way for the position of most powerful man in WA Footy?

 

[AvantGardener]

If it means getting a turn with Riley Reid I guess I could give it a go. That is his mum right?

 

[frggr]

Simon Goodwin

Goes hard at it and has some alleged attributes that would bring the Eagles back to their mid-2000s prime.

Knows how to win big finals at Optus Stadium and would thrive at a new location.

 

[frggr]

If it means getting a turn with Riley Reid I guess I could give it a go. That is his mum right?

I think at minimum you'd need to know something about football. Sorry friend

 

[mcgrath_truther]

feel like h reid is a fan of getting on the gear, ben cousins will be a great mentor for him

 

[frggr]

feel like h reid is a fan of getting on the gear, ben cousins will be a great mentor for him

Essendon people are subject matter experts on exotic substances, so I'll take your word for it.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

48

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

, throwing the magnets around to see if Harley Reid can find a spot on the ground in 2025 (at Geelong ya numpty)

 

[frggr]

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Chris Scott, throwing the magnets around to see if Harley Reid can find a spot on the ground in 2025 (at Geelong ya numpty)

His next successful coach, I agree.

 

[STPer18]

Coach gone, stuck at the arse end of the ladder for years now, how about we just shut the place down and let Harley come back home early. No need to drag the inevitable out for another couple of years.

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

Coach gone, stuck at the arse end of the ladder for years now, how about we just shut the place down and let Harley come back home early. No need to drag the inevitable out for another couple of years.

It's would be a travesty to let a talented Victorian Lad waste his career in that s***hole of a state.

 

[AvantGardener]

I think at minimum you'd need to know something about football. Sorry friend

Seem to be doing alright in the Bay 13 Tipping comp friend

 

[rdhopkins2]

Give Sooz the job.
Caretaker coach for 12mths to get another season under the belt for the kids.
Ability to instill hard work and discipline.
A great motivator & inspirer of people.
Paint the showers Eagle gold.
PowerPoint presentation will be epic.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Ross Lyon

 

[Tiger2709]

causing him to fly off the rails like a VLine going too fast past Geelong Station.

Can you really blame the Vline for hightailng it out of that shit hole?

 

[Dinsdale]

 

[MadMundy]

Peter Sumich can finally get that coaching job and tinker with a list like he has always dreamed of.

 

[Cold Sober]

Who would want the job, their list reeks of failure.
Make way for Tassie, go back to the WAFL for five or so years, and try and build a decent list.
By that time Tassie would have been and gone and things can return to normal.

 

[frggr]

Seem to be doing alright in the Bay 13 Tipping comp friend

Even a stopped clock is right once a round.

 

[FireKrakouer]

Let Harley "Naicos v0.8" Reid come play with the real deal I say. Who's with me?

 

[Plugger35]

 

[Stronzo]

They’ll end up with Cox because then they’ll only need balls to be considered a men’s football team.

 

[Trouto]

It's would be a travesty to let a talented Victorian Lad waste his career in that s***hole of a state.

Oh the ironing coming from a Norf supporter!

Graveyard of high draft picks.

JHF saw the writing on the wall and got out fast - even if it was to Port!

 

[largebus]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

#BringDaniHomeEagles

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

Oh the ironing coming from a Norf supporter!

Graveyard of high draft picks.

JHF saw the writing on the wall and got out fast - even if it was to Port!

Still got George Wardlaw courtesy of your high draft pick, thanks Weagles I'm sure those blokes whose names I cant remember will develop into solid WAFL players.