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[DragoDelph]

Filthy Parkers : 10.9.69
Serial Tongans : 11.3.69

 

[Gralin]

No need to mock me, just because I just sank my teeth into a steak, and they stayed there .

You're right of course Phil, there was no need to mock you.

That teeth thing doesn't sound good either, you should probably see someone about that

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Well that's Game Two of this Heritage Round series and in about an hour we will have our finale posted featuring the troglodytes of Season 1-12 - the Headless Dingsters taking on the Season 25-36 kids.

In this game the votes were as follows:
3 - pantskyle
2 - GWS Goose
1 - TheInjuryFactory

Pants and TIF starring is a given, but this GWS GOOSE character has really burst onto the scene. Can anyone tell me whether this performance gets factored into All-SFA considerations? manangatang look into that for me please.


Anyway, KIDS vs RETIREES 8:30PM AEDT - be there or be

Also plugging the WCH Foundation fundraising page. We're up to $1118 now, and I'm about to add $34 for my pledge of $1 per disposal I get across the 2 games (11 + 23)

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[DragoDelph]

Yoof

 

[Wosh]

I blame myself.

#metoo

The Filth 0 7 1 0 2 1 0 2 4 49
pantskyle 0 16 0 9 4 0 0 4 0 106

 

[Wosh]

Well that's Game Two of this Heritage Round series and in about an hour we will have our finale posted featuring the troglodytes of Season 1-12 - the Headless Dingsters taking on the Season 25-36 kids.

In this game the votes were as follows:
3 - pantskyle
2 - GWS Goose
1 - TheInjuryFactory

Pants and TIF starring is a given, but this GWS GOOSE character has really burst onto the scene. Can anyone tell me whether this performance gets factored into All-SFA considerations? manangatang look into that for me please.


Anyway, KIDS vs RETIREES 8:30PM AEDT - be there or be

Also plugging the WCH Foundation fundraising page. We're up to $1118 now, and I'm about to add $34 for my pledge of $1 per disposal I get across the 2 games (11 + 23)

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You’re a good egg KP

 

[Kennedy Parker]

 

[serial_thrilla]

Well that's Game Two of this Heritage Round series and in about an hour we will have our finale posted featuring the troglodytes of Season 1-12 - the Headless Dingsters taking on the Season 25-36 kids.

In this game the votes were as follows:
3 - pantskyle
2 - GWS Goose
1 - TheInjuryFactory

Pants and TIF starring is a given, but this GWS GOOSE character has really burst onto the scene. Can anyone tell me whether this performance gets factored into All-SFA considerations? manangatang look into that for me please.


Anyway, KIDS vs RETIREES 8:30PM AEDT - be there or be

Also plugging the WCH Foundation fundraising page. We're up to $1118 now, and I'm about to add $34 for my pledge of $1 per disposal I get across the 2 games (11 + 23)

Sweet FA Fundraiser

I'm raising money for the Women’s & Children’s Hospital Foundation, a cause close to my heart and would love your support. Visit https://fundraise.wchfoundation.org.au/s/832/950 to support me.

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7 goals and no votes. Rough.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

7 goals and no votes. Rough.

Disappeared in the last quarter when the game was on the line

 

[Cadsky]

Up the ST's!

 

[Tonga Bob]

Great win first up youf! We've got one more game tonight so while we wait for the fogies to warm up consider making a donation to the WCH if you haven't yet, or maybe top up your donation with a stat-related pledge. As for me, I'll add $5 to mine for each time the Serial Tongans iron out the Headless Hemsworths in the next game because let's face it, they have way too many wrinkles.

And now, it's Nozin' Aroun'!

​

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

What a lark, me playing with the youth.

 

[Tonga Bob]

What a lark, me playing with the youth.

You blend in well mate.

 

[GWS Goose]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

FILTHPAR SENIORS Vs STONGAN SENIORS
FILTHPAR           2    3        6    6        11   10       15   15   105     
STONGAN           5    2        9    2        12   3        18   5    113     
FILTHPAR    HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  STONGAN     HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Jhye Clark  0  3  1  4  0  0  0  0  0   20  The Jesus    0  6  2  6  0  0  0  0  0   36
Millky95    0  0  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    2  DragoDelph   0  4  3  9  0  0  1  0  0   36
The Filth   0  7  1  0  2  1  0  2  4   49  Tigerturbu   9  5  0  13 2  3  0  0  0   61
Wosh        0  4  1  2  0  1  2  0  0   14  Falconista   0  10 4  6  0  0  0  0  0   54
NaturalDis  0  5  8  6  5  1  1  0  0   69  TedDougChr   0  9  5  11 2  0  0  0  0   72
Elton John  0  9  4  5  1  0  0  0  0   53  tony         0  7  3  8  0  0  0  0  0   46
philreich   0  17 4  9  2  2  1  2  0  100  Greenery     0  9  5  13 0  0  0  0  0   68
Noobz0r     0  2  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    8  Cadsky       0  11 7  12 2  2  1  1  0   91
Kennedy Pa  0  13 7  10 0  0  0  0  2   82  U2tigers     0  13 5  13 3  1  2  1  0   93
BRAB        0  7  4  5  1  1  0  1  1   55  omgfridge    0  7  6  5  1  0  0  1  3   62
Mooch       0  10 6  6  2  0  1  3  2   85  Chipmunk     0  5  5  4  1  0  0  3  1   61
brahj       0  9  7  11 2  0  1  0  1   76  Callums_Gu   0  7  2  4  0  0  1  1  0   38
Danoz       0  3  1  0  0  0  0  0  3   15  thewizardm   0  1  1  0  0  0  0  1  0   12
Blacky      0  2  2  4  0  0  1  0  1   18  Barrybran    0  7  0  0  0  0  1  7  0   60
Marlowe     0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9  por_please   0  1  1  0  0  0  0  1  0   12
Hate        11 4  0  11 1  0  0  0  0   49  Footyguy13   7  6  0  9  3  0  1  0  1   53
pantskyle   0  16 0  9  4  0  0  4  0  106  GWS Goose    0  16 0  15 6  1  0  2  0  115
fitzroybow  0  6  0  9  3  2  0  2  1   63  TheInjuryF   0  9  0  15 6  2  1  0  0   80
Ant Bear    0  7  2  10 4  1  2  0  0   58  Grand Uncl   0  7  1  4  0  0  0  0  0   32
manangatan  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  BLUEALLTHR   0  5  3  4  1  0  1  0  0   33

            S13-24   S25-36
Hitouts   : 11   16
Kicks     : 125  145
Marks     : 48   53
Handballs : 103  151
Tackles   : 27   27
Frees For : 9    9
Frees Ag. : 9    9
Smothers  : 0    1
Ironouts  : 8    5
Inside50  : 21   12
Goals     : 15   18
Behinds   : 15   5

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
1.57 - Goal to Barrybran (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 6 point(s).
3.58 - Behind to omgfridge (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 7 point(s).
4.33 - Goal to Barrybran (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 13 point(s).
8.36 - Behind to BRAB (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 12 point(s).
9.01 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 11 point(s).
9.34 - Goal to pantskyle (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 5 point(s).
11.23 - Goal to GWS Goose (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 11 point(s).
12.48 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 10 point(s).
14.22 - Goal to Barrybran (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 16 point(s).
19.46 - Goal to philreich (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 10 point(s).
22.29 - Goal to omgfridge (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 16 point(s).
23.25 - Behind to omgfridge (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 17 point(s).

Second Quarter :
2.4 - Goal to pantskyle (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 11 point(s).
4.37 - Behind to fitzroybowiedog (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 10 point(s).
6.04 - Goal to Barrybran (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 16 point(s).
7.2 - Goal to fitzroybowiedog (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 10 point(s).
8.4 - Behind to Mooch (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 9 point(s).
10.07 - Goal to GWS Goose (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 15 point(s).
10.55 - Goal to thewizardmelon (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 21 point(s).
14.1 - Goal to Mooch (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 15 point(s).
15.35 - Goal to Barrybran (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 21 point(s).
23.53 - Behind to brahj (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 20 point(s).
24.47 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 14 point(s).

Third Quarter :
4.03 - Goal to BRAB (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 8 point(s).
5.48 - Goal to pantskyle (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 2 point(s).
6.08 - Goal to philreich (FILTHPAR) - FILTHPAR by 4 point(s).
6.35 - Goal to pantskyle (FILTHPAR) - FILTHPAR by 10 point(s).
9.22 - Goal to Barrybran (STONGAN) - FILTHPAR by 4 point(s).
10.3 - Goal to U2tigers (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 2 point(s).
14.15 - Behind to Chipmunk (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 3 point(s).
17.4 - Behind to Mooch (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 2 point(s).
18.13 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 1 point(s).
18.57 - Behind to Danoz (FILTHPAR) - scores level.
19.5 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (FILTHPAR) - FILTHPAR by 6 point(s).
21.15 - Rushed behind to FILTHPAR - FILTHPAR by 7 point(s).
24.55 - Goal to Barrybran (STONGAN) - FILTHPAR by 1 point(s).

Final Quarter :
1.17 - Goal to Cadsky (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 5 point(s).
3.07 - Goal to Mooch (FILTHPAR) - FILTHPAR by 1 point(s).
4.04 - Goal to Callums_Guns (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 5 point(s).
7.1 - Behind to Footyguy13 (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 6 point(s).
7.47 - Goal to por_please_ya (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 12 point(s).
9.03 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 11 point(s).
10.01 - Goal to Marlowe (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 5 point(s).
15.12 - Behind to omgfridge (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 6 point(s).
15.41 - Goal to Chipmunk (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 12 point(s).
16.01 - Behind to Kennedy Parker (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 11 point(s).
16.53 - Goal to fitzroybowiedog (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 5 point(s).
17.26 - Goal to Chipmunk (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 11 point(s).
19.28 - Goal to Mooch (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 5 point(s).
20.37 - Behind to Kennedy Parker (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 4 point(s).
21.25 - Behind to Danoz (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 3 point(s).
23.18 - Behind to Blacky (FILTHPAR) - STONGAN by 2 point(s).
24.2 - Goal to Chipmunk (STONGAN) - STONGAN by 8 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

FILTHPAR
manangatang          0 (On) 9.46 (Off) Total : 10%
Blacky               0 (On) 66.04 (Off) 77.05 (On) Total : 89%
Jhye Clark 13        0 (On) 77.05 (Off) 91.26 (On) Total : 85%
Wosh                 0 (On) Total : 100%
NaturalDisaster      0 (On) Total : 100%
Elton Johns Wig      0 (On) Total : 100%
philreich            0 (On) Total : 100%
Ant Bear             0 (On) 94.4 (Off) Total : 94%
Kennedy Parker       0 (On) Total : 100%
BRAB                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Mooch                0 (On) Total : 100%
brahj                0 (On) Total : 100%
Millky95             0 (On) 46.1 (Off) 66.04 (On) Total : 80%
The Filth Wizard     0 (On) Total : 100%
Marlowe              0 (On) Total : 100%
Hate                 0 (On) Total : 100%
pantskyle            0 (On) Total : 100%
fitzroybowiedog      0 (On) Total : 100%
Danoz                0 (Off) 46.1 (On) Total : 53%
Noobz0r              0 (Off) 9.46 (On) 91.26 (Off) 94.4 (On) Total : 86%

STONGAN
DragoDelph           0 (On) Total : 100%
The Jesus            0 (On) 22.08 (Off) 37.3 (On) Total : 84%
Grand Uncle Horace   0 (On) 80.54 (Off) Total : 80%
Falconista           0 (On) Total : 100%
TedDougChris         0 (On) Total : 100%
tony                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Greenery             0 (On) Total : 100%
Cadsky               0 (On) Total : 100%
U2tigers             0 (On) Total : 100%
omgfridge            0 (On) Total : 100%
BLUEALLTHRU          0 (On) 63.53 (Off) Total : 63%
Callums_Guns         0 (On) Total : 100%
thewizardmelon       0 (On) Total : 100%
Barrybran            0 (On) Total : 100%
por_please_ya        0 (On) Total : 100%
Tigerturbulance      0 (On) 59.01 (Off) 80.54 (On) Total : 78%
GWS Goose            0 (On) Total : 100%
TheInjuryFactory     0 (On) Total : 100%
Footyguy13           0 (Off) 22.08 (On) 37.3 (Off) 59.01 (On) Total : 55%
Chipmunk             0 (Off) 63.53 (On) Total : 36%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• In an epic battle, Cadsky beat Ant Bear today - but not by much. - 93m from 0 to 93.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, Barrybran gave Blacky a bath. - 64m from 1 to 65.
• Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that Millky95 had the better game against Barrybran - although there was very little in it. - 16m from 74 to 90.
• In what was a very slow day for both, DragoDelph was easily the winner in the clash with Blacky. - 7m from 91 to 98.
• In a bit of an exhibition, NaturalDisaster massacred BLUEALLTHRU. - 60m from 1 to 61.
• In an enthralling contest, BRAB was slightly more polished than tony. - 92m from 5 to 97.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Callums_Guns did very well against Wosh. - 87m from 3 to 90.
• In a solid performance, Chipmunk exposed NaturalDisaster's frailties. - 35m from 64 to 99.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Grand Uncle Horace came out tops over the brave Danoz. - 24m from 49 to 73.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Tigerturbulance was way too good for Danoz. - 14m from 84 to 98.
• In what was a very slow day for both, DragoDelph won the bout with Marlowe. - 7m from 6 to 13.
• In what was a very slow day for both, DragoDelph did very well against The Filth Wizard. - 69m from 17 to 86.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Elton Johns Wig did well against omgfridge. - 90m from 0 to 90.
• Toe to toe throughout, Falconista and brahj were evenly matched. - 93m from 5 to 98.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, Hate's bum will be a bit sore after having it solidly kicked by Footyguy13. - 40m from 59 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Footyguy13 had the better of Marlowe. - 1m from 26 to 27.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Grand Uncle Horace was slightly more polished than Millky95. - 27m from 6 to 33.
• In an epic battle, Kennedy Parker and Greenery were hard to separate - though Kennedy Parker was slightly more effective. - 96m from 3 to 99.
• While not all all one-way, pantskyle came out tops over the brave GWS Goose. - 96m from 1 to 97.
• While not all all one-way, Tigerturbulance came out tops over the brave Hate. - 75m from 0 to 75.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Jhye Clark 13 won the bout with thewizardmelon. - 61m from 4 to 65.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, The Jesus massacred Marlowe. - 48m from 48 to 96.
• While not all all one-way, Mooch came out tops over the brave TedDougChris. - 95m from 5 to 100.
• In what was a very slow day for both, por_please_ya had Noobz0r's measure. - 8m from 82 to 90.
• While very slim pickings for both players, The Jesus came out tops over the brave The Filth Wizard. - 10m from 6 to 16.
• Neither having much reason to brag, The Filth Wizard and thewizardmelon were hard to separate - though The Filth Wizard was slightly more effective. - 0m from 88 to 88.
• In an epic battle, TheInjuryFactory did very well against fitzroybowiedog. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• In an epic battle, U2tigers and philreich were well-matched - there was no victor. - 98m from 0 to 98.

31 disposals and a couple goals.
Dominant.

 

[GWS Goose]

Well that's Game Two of this Heritage Round series and in about an hour we will have our finale posted featuring the troglodytes of Season 1-12 - the Headless Dingsters taking on the Season 25-36 kids.

In this game the votes were as follows:
3 - pantskyle
2 - GWS Goose
1 - TheInjuryFactory

Pants and TIF starring is a given, but this GWS GOOSE character has really burst onto the scene. Can anyone tell me whether this performance gets factored into All-SFA considerations? manangatang look into that for me please.


Anyway, KIDS vs RETIREES 8:30PM AEDT - be there or be

Also plugging the WCH Foundation fundraising page. We're up to $1118 now, and I'm about to add $34 for my pledge of $1 per disposal I get across the 2 games (11 + 23)

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How did I not get the 3 points!

 

[Callums_Guns]

How did I not get the 3 points!

Think they were reluctant to give 3 just incase it was factored into ALL-SFA discussions

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... STONGAN v HEADDING

                       HEADDING
DragoDelph                  The Jesus                Grand Uncle Horace
Itsmyshow                   Tarkyn_24                Fattylumpkin

Falconista                  TedDougChris             tony
Deestroy                    BallaratBulldog          Eth

Greenery                    Cadsky                   U2tigers
Broken                      ClarkeM                  beez

omgfridge                   BLUEALLTHRU              Callums_Guns
croweater 41                okeydoke7                sausageroll

thewizardmelon              Barrybran                por_please_ya
Ljp86                       Pie 4 Life               ant555
                            STONGAN

STONGAN Foll : Tigerturbulance, GWS Goose, TheInjuryFactory
HEADDING Foll : lioness, loopy_cam, eagleskickass

STONGAN INT : Footyguy13, Chipmunk
HEADDING INT : boncer34, Mobbs

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Serial Tongans: serial_thrilla Tonga Bob
Headless Dingsters: Headless Dingster

[non-fixtured match], Conditions for this match - WARM

 

[Kennedy Parker]

1 : .01 {C} - Winning the bounce is Tigerturbulance.
1 : .1 {lW} - The ball is now with U2tigers.
1 : .14 {CHF} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : .18 {CHF} - okeydoke7 will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : .22 {CHB} - okeydoke7 picks it up on the bounce.
1 : .26 {CHB} - Quick hands to loopy_cam.
1 : .3 {lW} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Broken.
1 : .34 {lW} - Broken pushes off and take a gutsy diving mark.
1 : .38 {lW} - Broken has it.
1 : .43 - <<< Chipmunk is coming on to replace DragoDelph >>>
1 : .51 {lW} - Broken takes off.
1 : .55 {lW} - That's a fantasic tackle by Greenery.
1 : 1.01 {rW} - Greenery signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 1.03 {C} - He handpasses to Cadsky.
1 : 1.07 {rHFF} - He looks for omgfridge.
1 : 1.12 {rHFF} - Big mark by croweater 41!.
1 : 1.16 {lHBF} - With the ball is croweater 41.
1 : 1.19 {CHB} - Long handpass to the running okeydoke7.
1 : 1.23 {lW} - Kicks to a contest - Broken looks to get to thre front.
1 : 1.28 {lW} - The ball drops short of Broken.
1 : 1.32 {lW} - Broken slowing down the play.
1 : 1.36 {lW} - Quick hands to lioness.
1 : 1.4 {rHFF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Eth and tony.
1 : 1.45 {rHFF} - tony will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 1.49 {rHFF} - Eth threads his way through traffic.
1 : 1.52 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to lioness.
1 : 1.57 {rHFF} - lioness dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 2.01 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. Deestroy runs onto it.
1 : 2.07 {lHFF} - Deestroy takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 2.11 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 and The Jesus jostle for position.
1 : 2.15 {FF} - But chipping in front is The Jesus.
1 : 2.19 {FB} - The Jesus breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 2.24 {FB} - Finds GWS Goose with a handball.
1 : 2.28 {rHBF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 2.32 {rHBF} - That kick made it so easy for Falconista.
1 : 2.35 {rHBF} - Falconista looking for a lead.
1 : 2.4 {lHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily tony was well placed to clean up.
1 : 2.44 {CHB} - TedDougChris runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 2.48 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to GWS Goose.
1 : 2.52 {lHBF} - He tries to find tony with a chip pass.
1 : 2.57 {lHBF} - tony can't take it.
1 : 3.01 {lHBF} - tony weaves through the congestion.
1 : 3.05 {lHBF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 3.09 {CHB} - Draws a man and then with hands to TedDougChris.
1 : 3.13 {C} - Fires out the handpass to Tigerturbulance.
1 : 3.17 {C} - Cadsky receives his handpass.
1 : 3.21 {rHFF} - omgfridge takes off on a lead.
1 : 3.25 {rHFF} - omgfridge sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
1 : 3.3 {rHFF} - omgfridge to send the ball forward.
1 : 3.34 {CHF} - Quick hands to BLUEALLTHRU.
1 : 3.38 {rHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 3.42 {rHFF} - omgfridge dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 3.46 {rHFF} - Long handpass to the running TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 3.5 {rHFF} - TheInjuryFactory sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 3.54 {FF} - His kick is towards Barrybran.
1 : 3.58 {FF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 4.03 {FF} - Barrybran slowing down the play.
1 : 4.07 {FF} - Barrybran nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 4.13 {FF} - Barrybran trying to put his stamp on the game.
1 : 4.17 {FF} - And Barrybran doesn't disappoint us.
Serial Tongans : 1.0.6
Headless Dingsters : 0.0.0
1 : 4.21 {C} - eagleskickass had that ruck contest all to themself.
1 : 5.37 {C} - Cadsky sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 5.39 {C} - Open goal!.
1 : 5.39 {C} - Tapped through for a behind by ClarkeM.
Serial Tongans : 1.1.7
Headless Dingsters : 0.0.0
1 : 5.41 {FB} - Ljp86 to send the ball forward.
1 : 5.43 {FB} - Huge handpass to Pie 4 Life. As good as a kick.
1 : 5.45 {FB} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 5.45 {lHBF} - A kick towards croweater 41 territory.
1 : 5.48 {lHBF} - Poor effort from croweater 41 and omgfridge takes the mark.
1 : 5.49 {lHFF} - The ball is now with Callums_Guns.
1 : 5.49 {lHFF} - sausageroll rides Callums_Guns into the ground.
1 : 5.52 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking sausageroll.
1 : 5.52 {CHB} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 5.54 {CHB} - But he picks out BLUEALLTHRU.
1 : 5.54 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU takes off.
1 : 5.56 {FF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 5.58 {FF} - Pie 4 Life drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 6 {FB} - Pie 4 Life looking for a lead.
1 : 6 {lBP} - Ljp86 screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 6.02 {lBP} - Ljp86 can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 6.02 {lBP} - Ljp86 picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 6.02 {CHB} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 6.04 {CHB} - BLUEALLTHRU comes in from the side to intercept.
1 : 6.04 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU has possession.
1 : 6.08 {CHF} - Crunching tackle by okeydoke7.
1 : 6.12 {CHB} - okeydoke7 with some space now.
1 : 6.18 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to croweater 41.
1 : 6.22 {rW} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of beez.
1 : 6.26 {rW} - U2tigers will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 6.31 {lW} - U2tigers does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 6.35 {lW} - No-look handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 6.39 {rHFF} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 6.43 {rHFF} - omgfridge can't take it.
1 : 6.47 {lHBF} - Its hard and tough but croweater 41 wins possession.
1 : 6.51 {lHBF} - A poor handpass but eagleskickass is up to the challenge.
1 : 6.55 {lHBF} - eagleskickass nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 7 {lW} - eagleskickass touches the ball to the ground.
1 : 7.04 {C} - He handpasses to ClarkeM.
1 : 7.08 {lW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 7.12 {lW} - Greenery did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 7.16 {lW} - Quality gather by Broken.
1 : 7.2 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 7.24 {lHBF} - Handpasses to eagleskickass.
1 : 7.28 {lHBF} - eagleskickass bounces the ball.
1 : 7.33 {lW} - Handpasses to lioness.
1 : 7.37 {lW} - No-one on the mark! lioness takes off and kicks long at goal.
1 : 7.41 {lW} - Wayward shot at goal by lioness. One behind.
Serial Tongans : 1.1.7
Headless Dingsters : 0.1.1
1 : 7.49 {FB} - Grand Uncle Horace with the ball now.
1 : 7.53 {rHBF} - A kick towards Falconista territory.
1 : 7.57 {rHBF} - Deestroy comes in from the side to intercept.
1 : 8.01 {lHFF} - The ball is now with Deestroy.
1 : 8.06 {FF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Tarkyn_24.
1 : 8.1 {FF} - The Jesus did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 8.14 {lBP} - Grand Uncle Horace sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 8.18 {CHB} - He rewards the TedDougChris lead.
1 : 8.24 {CHB} - TedDougChris stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..
1 : 8.28 {CHB} - So TedDougChris ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 8.33 {CHB} - Ooof. BallaratBulldog blindsides TedDougChris and I heard that from here.
1 : 8.36 {CHF} - BallaratBulldog hits the ground running.
1 : 8.4 {rHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Eth.
1 : 8.45 {rHFF} - tony gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
1 : 8.49 {CHB} - TedDougChris turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 8.53 {rHBF} - Handpasses to Falconista.
1 : 8.57 {rHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 9.01 {C} - Cadsky trying to offer a lead.
1 : 9.06 {C} - ClarkeM is third man up and takes it easily.
1 : 9.09 {C} - ClarkeM with some space now.
1 : 9.13 {C} - A poor handpass but eagleskickass is up to the challenge.
1 : 9.18 {C} - That's a fantasic tackle by Tigerturbulance.
1 : 9.22 {C} - Cadsky sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 9.26 {C} - Cadsky nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 9.3 {C} - What a tackle.
1 : 9.34 {C} - ClarkeM signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 9.38 {C} - A slick handpass goes to lioness.
1 : 9.42 {C} - A poor handpass but loopy_cam is up to the challenge.
1 : 9.46 {lHFF} - Deestroy makes an offer.
1 : 9.51 {lHFF} - Falconista gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 9.55 {rHBF} - Falconista assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 9.59 {lHBF} - Hands it off to tony.
1 : 10.03 {lHBF} - tony nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 10.07 {lW} - tony touches the ball to the ground.
1 : 10.11 {lW} - Hands it off to U2tigers.
1 : 10.15 {CHF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 10.19 {CHF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 10.23 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 10.3 {CHF} - What a tackle.
1 : 10.34 {CHB} - okeydoke7 with the ball now.
1 : 10.38 {CHB} - Hands it off to lioness.
1 : 10.42 {CHB} - Quick hands to loopy_cam.
1 : 10.46 {rW} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 10.51 {rW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 10.55 {rW} - beez with a little space.
1 : 10.58 {CHF} - A kick in the general direction of BallaratBulldog.
1 : 11.03 {CHF} - BallaratBulldog appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 11.07 {CHF} - The bounce favours BallaratBulldog and he is off and running.
1 : 11.11 {lHFF} - No-look handpass to Deestroy.
1 : 11.15 {FF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 11.19 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 can't mark. The Jesus can.
1 : 11.23 {FB} - Its hard and tough but The Jesus wins possession.
1 : 11.27 {FB} - The Jesus nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 11.31 {FB} - The Jesus didn't see that tackle coming from Tarkyn_24.
1 : 11.36 {FF} - The ball is now with Tarkyn_24.
1 : 11.4 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 11.44 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 sells the dummy and has a shot.
1 : 11.48 {FF} - That's a telling goal from Tarkyn_24.
Serial Tongans : 1.1.7
Headless Dingsters : 1.1.7
1 : 11.52 {C} - Tigerturbulance palms the ball down.
1 : 12 {rW} - Tigerturbulance fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 12.04 {C} - Finds Cadsky with a handball.
1 : 12.08 {rW} - Finds Greenery with a handball.
1 : 12.13 {rHFF} - A long looping handpass to omgfridge.
1 : 12.17 {rHFF} - omgfridge has time to take a bounce.
1 : 12.21 {rFP} - omgfridge touches the ball to the ground.
1 : 12.25 {rFP} - Chance for a goal here for omgfridge.
1 : 12.3 {rFP} - omgfridge's kick slams into the right goal post.
Serial Tongans : 1.2.8
Headless Dingsters : 1.1.7

 

[Kennedy Parker]

1 : 12.4 {FB} - Ljp86 with the ball now.
1 : 12.44 {rBP} - An underground handpass to ant555.
1 : 12.48 {lHBF} - A flat punt.
1 : 12.52 {lHBF} - omgfridge floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
1 : 12.56 {rHFF} - omgfridge to send the ball forward.
1 : 13 {FF} - Pumps it long for Barrybran.
1 : 13.04 {FF} - But the kick goes straight to Pie 4 Life.
1 : 13.08 {FB} - Pie 4 Life to send the ball forward.
1 : 13.13 {rBP} - An underground handpass to ant555.
1 : 13.16 {rBP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 13.21 {rHBF} - Flicks it to eagleskickass.
1 : 13.25 {CHB} - Gives the ball to okeydoke7.
1 : 13.29 {CHB} - okeydoke7 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 13.33 {lW} - Throws it onto his boot.
1 : 13.37 {lW} - Ohhh Broken! You beauty! Sensational grab.
1 : 13.41 {lW} - The ball is now with Broken.
1 : 13.46 {lW} - Watch out! Oh! Greenery has laid Broken out flat.
1 : 13.49 {rW} - Nobody's checking Greenery.
1 : 13.53 {CHF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 13.58 {CHF} - At the back is BLUEALLTHRU who will take the mark.
1 : 14.02 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU slowing down the play.
1 : 14.06 {rHFF} - Sees omgfridge out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 14.1 {rHFF} - omgfridge marks easily.
1 : 14.15 {rHFF} - omgfridge has it.
1 : 14.19 - <<< Mobbs is coming on to replace ant555 >>>
1 : 14.26 {rHFF} - omgfridge with the ball now.
1 : 14.31 {CHF} - Finds BLUEALLTHRU with a handball.
1 : 14.37 {rFP} - A spearing pass towards thewizardmelon.
1 : 14.41 {rFP} - No mark taken as thewizardmelon and Ljp86 wrestle for position.
1 : 14.45 {lBP} - Ljp86 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 14.49 {CHB} - A measured kick to okeydoke7.
1 : 14.53 {CHB} - okeydoke7 appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 14.58 {CHB} - okeydoke7 has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 15.02 {rW} - Long handpass to the running beez.
1 : 15.06 {rW} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
1 : 15.1 {rW} - It could be a goal. It is a goal.
Serial Tongans : 1.2.8
Headless Dingsters : 2.1.13
1 : 15.14 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
1 : 15.22 {lW} - Its hard and tough but Broken wins possession.
1 : 15.26 {rHFF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 15.31 {rHFF} - Spoilt by tony.
1 : 15.35 {rHFF} - Eth streaming down the ground.
1 : 15.38 {rHFF} - The umpire pulls a free from nowhere and off goes tony.
1 : 15.43 {CHB} - TedDougChris signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 15.47 {rBP} - Huge handpass to Chipmunk. As good as a kick.
1 : 15.51 {CHB} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 15.55 {CHB} - TedDougChris can't take it.
1 : 16 {CHB} - With the ball is TedDougChris.
1 : 16.04 {rHBF} - Huge handpass to Falconista. As good as a kick.
1 : 16.08 {rHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to GWS Goose.
1 : 16.12 {rHBF} - GWS Goose bounces the ball.
1 : 16.16 {CHB} - A wild kick laterally towards TedDougChris.
1 : 16.2 {CHB} - Poor effort BallaratBulldog. TedDougChris takes the mark.
1 : 16.24 {CHB} - TedDougChris takes off.
1 : 16.28 {CHB} - Passes to Tigerturbulance by hand.
1 : 16.32 {lHBF} - He kicks sideways towards tony.
1 : 16.37 {lHBF} - Eth plants a foot on tony's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 16.45 {rHFF} - Eth to send the ball forward.
1 : 16.47 {rHFF} - Eth has time to take a bounce.
1 : 16.51 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. Deestroy runs onto it.
1 : 16.55 {lHFF} - Fires out the handpass to eagleskickass.
1 : 16.59 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Eth.
1 : 17.03 {rHFF} - How far can you run son. He's gone.
1 : 17.07 {lHBF} - With the ball is tony.
1 : 17.12 {rW} - Greenery trying to offer a lead.
1 : 17.16 {rW} - Greenery gets too far under the ball.
1 : 17.2 {rW} - Greenery breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 17.24 {C} - A wild kick laterally towards Cadsky.
1 : 17.28 {C} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 17.32 {C} - ClarkeM signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 17.38 {C} - He's brought down by Cadsky.
1 : 17.4 {C} - Cadsky breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 17.45 {C} - A long looping handpass to Tigerturbulance.
1 : 17.49 {C} - Almost a throw to Cadsky.
1 : 17.53 {lW} - He kicks sideways towards U2tigers.
1 : 17.57 {lW} - U2tigers misjudges it and it's an easy mark to beez.
1 : 18.01 {rW} - Now beez has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 18.05 {rW} - beez sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 18.09 {lW} - Handballs to Broken.
1 : 18.13 {CHF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 18.17 {CHF} - BallaratBulldog wrestles with TedDougChris - and wins. Good mark.
1 : 18.22 {CHF} - BallaratBulldog wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 18.26 {C} - Quick hands to loopy_cam.
1 : 18.3 {lW} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 18.34 {lW} - Broken in the best position takes the mark.
1 : 18.38 {lW} - Broken slowing down the play.
1 : 18.42 {rHFF} - A long pass towards Eth.
1 : 18.48 {rHFF} - tony rises over the pack majestically.
1 : 18.52 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking tony.
1 : 18.57 {rW} - He just bombs away in the direction of Greenery and Broken.
1 : 19.01 {rW} - Broken plants a foot on Greenery's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 19.05 {lW} - Broken with the ball now.
1 : 19.09 {lW} - Greenery thinks that was deliberate and the umpires agree with him.
1 : 19.13 {C} - Cadsky looks downfield.
1 : 19.17 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 19.21 {C} - No-look handpass to GWS Goose.
1 : 19.25 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 19.3 {rW} - He tries to find Greenery with a chip pass.
1 : 19.34 {rW} - A very good mark to Greenery.
1 : 19.38 {rW} - So Greenery ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 19.42 {lHFF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Callums_Guns.
1 : 19.46 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns is the target but he's outplayed by sausageroll.
1 : 19.5 {lHBF} - croweater 41 with the ball now.
1 : 19.54 {CHB} - Almost a throw to okeydoke7.
1 : 19.58 {C} - Handballs over the top to loopy_cam.
1 : 20.02 {lW} - A poor handpass but Broken is up to the challenge.
1 : 20.07 {lW} - Broken ran into Greenery and came off second-best.
1 : 20.11 {rW} - The ball is now with Greenery.
1 : 20.15 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 20.19 {CHF} - A measured kick in the direction of BLUEALLTHRU.
1 : 20.23 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 20.27 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU scoops up the ball.
1 : 20.31 {rFP} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 20.36 {rFP} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 20.4 {rFP} - thewizardmelon sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 20.44 {rFP} - Surely thewizardmelon wouldn't miss this.
1 : 20.48 {rFP} - He's kicked a sausage roll.
Serial Tongans : 2.2.14
Headless Dingsters : 2.1.13

In this particular exhibition match, in order to make the game more high-scoring and exciting. We are playing with the special rule that you get awarded 6 points if you kick sausageroll as well as if you kick goals.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

1 : 20.54 {C} - Tigerturbulance gets one hand to it.
1 : 21.02 {rW} - beez weaves through the congestion.
1 : 21.06 {lHBF} - An underground handpass to croweater 41.
1 : 21.1 {lHBF} - omgfridge rides croweater 41 into the ground.
1 : 21.15 {rHFF} - omgfridge has a paddock.
1 : 21.19 {rHFF} - A long looping handpass to GWS Goose.
1 : 21.23 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 21.27 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns at the back of the pack takes the mark!.
1 : 21.31 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns with the ball now.
1 : 21.36 {lHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 21.39 {lHFF} - Flicks it to Tigerturbulance.
1 : 21.43 {CHF} - A wild kick laterally towards BLUEALLTHRU.
1 : 21.47 {CHF} - No mark taken as BLUEALLTHRU and okeydoke7 wrestle for position.
1 : 21.52 {CHB} - okeydoke7 sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 21.56 {CHB} - okeydoke7 has a bounce.
1 : 22 {CHB} - Almost a throw to loopy_cam.
1 : 22.04 {CHB} - loopy_cam nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 22.08 {CHB} - Hands it off to lioness.
1 : 22.12 {CHB} - He involves eagleskickass in the play.
1 : 22.16 {lW} - A kick towards Broken territory.
1 : 22.21 {lW} - Broken runs back with the flight of the ball and takes it!.
1 : 22.25 {lW} - Broken looks downfield.
1 : 22.29 {lW} - He has a bounce.
1 : 22.33 {rHFF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 22.37 {rHFF} - tony claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 22.41 {rHFF} - Eth signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 22.45 {rHFF} - Eth dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 22.49 {lHFF} - Fires out the handpass to Deestroy.
1 : 22.53 {FF} - He tries to find Tarkyn_24 with a chip pass.
1 : 23 {FF} - The ball drops short of Tarkyn_24.
1 : 23.04 {FB} - With the ball is The Jesus.
1 : 23.08 {rHBF} - Hurried kick towards Falconista.
1 : 23.12 {rHBF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Deestroy.
1 : 23.16 {lHFF} - Deestroy turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 23.21 {CHF} - He kicks across the ground towards BallaratBulldog.
1 : 23.25 {CHF} - TedDougChris drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 23.28 {rHBF} - Falconista turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 23.32 {rHBF} - Quick hands to GWS Goose under pressure.
1 : 23.37 {rHBF} - GWS Goose sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 23.41 {rHBF} - Long handpass to the running Tigerturbulance.
1 : 23.45 {C} - Cadsky takes off on a lead.
1 : 23.49 {C} - Cadsky is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 23.53 {C} - Cadsky with all the time in the world.
1 : 23.57 {C} - ClarkeM sews him up!.
1 : 24.01 {C} - ClarkeM streaming down the ground.
1 : 24.06 {C} - ClarkeM dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 24.1 {C} - You've got to get rid of it son.
1 : 24.14 {C} - Cadsky has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 24.18 {C} - Cadsky sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 24.22 {C} - Cadsky picks out a 2-on-1 contest and ClarkeM wins it.
1 : 24.27 {rW} - beez to send the ball forward.
1 : 24.3 {lW} - Sees Broken out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 24.34 {lW} - Greenery takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
1 : 24.38 {C} - Cadsky slowing down the play.
1 : 24.43 {C} - He involves TheInjuryFactory in the play.
1 : 24.47 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 24.51 {C} - Cadsky on the end of this.
1 : 24.55 {C} - Cadsky nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Serial Tongans : 2.2.14
Headless Dingsters : 2.1.13
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[Kennedy Parker]

2 : 25 {C} - Long tap from Tigerturbulance.
2 : .1 {lW} - U2tigers has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : .14 {C} - A wild kick laterally towards Cadsky.
2 : .18 {C} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : .22 {C} - Cadsky breaks free and has found some space.
2 : .26 {C} - Great tackle by ClarkeM.
2 : .3 {C} - ClarkeM breaks free and has found some space.
2 : .34 {C} - loopy_cam receives his handpass.
2 : .38 {CHF} - Finds eagleskickass with a handball.
2 : .43 {CHF} - An underground handpass to loopy_cam.
2 : .46 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to BallaratBulldog.
2 : .51 {rFP} - A measured kick to Fattylumpkin.
2 : .55 {rFP} - Fattylumpkin is outmarked by Grand Uncle Horace.
2 : .59 {rBP} - Chipmunk slowing down the play.
2 : 1.03 {rBP} - Almost a throw to Tigerturbulance.
2 : 1.07 {FB} - He kicks across the ground towards The Jesus.
2 : 1.12 {FB} - Too strong The Jesus.
2 : 1.16 {FB} - The Jesus wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 1.19 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. Falconista runs onto it.
2 : 1.23 {rHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 1.28 {rHBF} - Falconista kicks to gain distance but the umpire calls deliberate.
2 : 1.32 {CHF} - BallaratBulldog slowing down the play.
2 : 1.36 {rFP} - He just bombs away in the direction of Fattylumpkin and Grand Uncle Horace.
2 : 1.4 {rFP} - No mark taken as Fattylumpkin and Grand Uncle Horace wrestle for position.
2 : 1.45 {lBP} - Grand Uncle Horace has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 1.49 {lBP} - The umpire signals holding the ball.
2 : 1.52 {rFP} - Now Fattylumpkin has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 1.57 {rFP} - Great bump by Grand Uncle Horace. Fattylumpkin has not moved.
2 : 2.01 {lBP} - Grand Uncle Horace signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 2.07 {rBP} - Sees Chipmunk out of the corner of his eye.
2 : 2.11 {rBP} - Chipmunk gets crunched in that marking contest but comes out with the ball.
2 : 2.15 {rBP} - Chipmunk sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 2.19 {rBP} - But Itsmyshow collects Chipmunk and somehow comes out with the ball.
2 : 2.24 {lFP} - So Itsmyshow ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 2.28 {lFP} - Itsmyshow flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
2 : 2.32 {lFP} - That's a very important six points.
Serial Tongans : 2.2.14
Headless Dingsters : 3.1.19

It's been dour affair so far as one team looks like they are fielding a team full of pensioners and the other looks like they've just played a full game of Qooty 2 hours ago. But Showmytits has finally cut through the sea of flogs in Serial Tongan Defence and scored a goal!

 

[Kennedy Parker]

2 : 2.35 {C} - lioness wins the hitout unopposed.
2 : 2.44 {rW} - beez scoops up the ball.
2 : 2.48 {C} - Almost a throw to ClarkeM.
2 : 2.52 {lHFF} - The kick seeks out Deestroy.
2 : 2.57 {lHFF} - Deestroy and Falconista both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 3.01 {lHFF} - Deestroy is now off and running.
2 : 3.05 {lHFF} - Falconista sews him up!.
2 : 3.09 {CHB} - TedDougChris picks it up on the bounce.
2 : 3.13 - <<< FootyGuy13 is coming on to replace Grand Uncle Horace >>>

Looks like the mobility scooter has stopped working early this game.

2 : 3.21 {CHB} - TedDougChris sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
2 : 3.25 {CHB} - A quick handpass to GWS Goose.
2 : 3.3 {rHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards Falconista.
2 : 3.34 {rHBF} - Top mark Deestroy.
2 : 3.38 {rHFF} - Eth takes them on.
2 : 3.42 {rHFF} - The umpires rules a push-out. tony will get the free.
2 : 3.46 {lHBF} - tony has it.
2 : 3.5 {lHBF} - But he tripped up Eth.
2 : 3.54 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking Eth.
2 : 3.58 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 4.03 {rHFF} - That's a massive kick from Eth.
2 : 4.07 {rHFF} - What a statement by Eth.
Serial Tongans : 2.2.14
Headless Dingsters : 4.1.25

And with that goal, the Headless Dingster s improve their position in the Squiggle as Eth extends the lead.

Reference: Media - Race for the Qooty premiership, in squiggly lines

 

[Kennedy Parker]

2 : 4.13 {C} - lioness knocks the ball down.
2 : 4.21 {C} - A bit of space for Cadsky to utilise.
2 : 4.25 - <<< boncer34 is coming on to replace Mobbs >>>
2 : 4.33 {C} - The bounce favours Cadsky and he is off and running.
2 : 4.37 {C} - Almost a throw to TheInjuryFactory.
2 : 4.41 {lW} - He transfers play using U2tigers.
2 : 4.46 {lW} - beez drops an absolute sitter.
2 : 4.5 {rW} - Its hard and tough but beez wins possession.
2 : 4.54 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 4.58 {rW} - beez crunched by U2tigers! beez very slow to get up.
2 : 5.02 {lW} - U2tigers has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 5.06 {lW} - U2tigers took too long to get rid of it - holding the ball.
2 : 5.1 {rW} - beez takes off.
2 : 5.15 {lHFF} - Kicks to a contest - Deestroy looks to get to thre front.
2 : 5.19 {lHFF} - Deestroy slides in and takes the mark.
2 : 5.23 {lHFF} - The ball is now with Deestroy.
2 : 5.27 - <<< Mobbs is coming on to replace ClarkeM >>>
2 : 5.35 {lHFF} - Deestroy takes off.
2 : 5.39 {FF} - A spearing pass towards Tarkyn_24.
2 : 5.43 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 and The Jesus both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 5.48 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 with a moment to look downfield.
2 : 5.52 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 has a shot at goal.
2 : 5.56 {FF} - And he gets it.
Serial Tongans : 2.2.14
Headless Dingsters : 5.1.31
2 : 6 {C} - Tigerturbulance taps it down.
2 : 6.08 {C} - Cadsky assessing what lies ahead of him.
2 : 6.12 {C} - Cadsky is chased down by Mobbs - great effort!.
2 : 6.18 {C} - The bounce favours Mobbs and he is off and running.
2 : 6.22 {C} - He involves loopy_cam in the play.
2 : 6.26 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to Mobbs.
2 : 6.31 {lHFF} - A worm burner to Deestroy.
2 : 6.35 {lHFF} - Deestroy is outmarked by Falconista.
2 : 6.39 {rHBF} - Taking the ball is Falconista.
2 : 6.43 {CHB} - He kicks across the ground towards TedDougChris.
2 : 6.47 {CHB} - That kick made it so easy for TedDougChris.
2 : 6.51 {CHB} - TedDougChris has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 6.55 {CHB} - TheInjuryFactory on the end of this.
2 : 7 {CHB} - lioness applies the tackle on TheInjuryFactory.
2 : 7.04 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking Deestroy.
2 : 7.08 {lHFF} - The players stop in confusion. For some reason the ump has paid a free to Deestroy.
2 : 7.12 {rHBF} - Falconista has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 7.16 {lHBF} - Finds tony with a handball.
2 : 7.2 {C} - Kicks in the direction of Cadsky.
2 : 7.24 {C} - Cadsky is outmarked by Mobbs.
2 : 7.28 {C} - Nobody's checking Mobbs.
2 : 7.33 {rW} - beez on the end of this.
2 : 7.37 {CHF} - Kicks to a contest - BallaratBulldog looks to get to thre front.
2 : 7.41 {CHF} - BallaratBulldog appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
2 : 7.45 {CHF} - The bounce favours BallaratBulldog and he is off and running.
2 : 7.49 {CHF} - BallaratBulldog sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 7.53 {FF} - Another bounce taken by BallaratBulldog.
2 : 7.57 {FF} - He's brought down by The Jesus.
2 : 8.01 {FB} - The Jesus with some space now.
2 : 8.06 {FB} - Tigerturbulance receives his handpass.
2 : 8.1 {rHBF} - A flat punt.
2 : 8.14 {rHBF} - Poor effort Deestroy. Falconista takes the mark.
2 : 8.18 {rHBF} - Falconista with the ball now.
2 : 8.24 {rHBF} - Quick hands to Tigerturbulance.
2 : 8.28 {lW} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
2 : 8.33 {lW} - U2tigers can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
2 : 8.36 {lW} - U2tigers with all the time in the world.
2 : 8.4 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards Cadsky.
2 : 8.45 {C} - But Mobbs is better positioned and marks safely.
2 : 8.49 {lW} - Nobody's checking Broken.
2 : 8.53 {lW} - Greenery gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
2 : 8.57 {rW} - Greenery with the ball now.
2 : 9.01 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 9.06 {rW} - He involves Tigerturbulance in the play.
2 : 9.09 {C} - Spears a kick towards Cadsky.
2 : 9.13 {C} - Oooohhhh you beauty! What a mark to Cadsky.
2 : 9.18 {C} - Cadsky looks downfield.
2 : 9.22 {lHFF} - He sends the ball to Callums_Guns.
2 : 9.26 {lHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
2 : 9.3 {rHBF} - sausageroll to send the ball forward.
2 : 9.34 {C} - Boots the ball toward Mobbs.
2 : 9.38 {C} - Mobbs outbodies Cadsky and takes an easy mark in the end.

An embarrassing moment for Cadsky as he is outbodied by a TROGLODYTE, one step forward two steps back today.

2 : 9.42 {C} - The ball is now with Mobbs.
2 : 9.46 {C} - No-look handpass to eagleskickass.
2 : 9.51 {C} - Almost a throw to lioness.
2 : 9.55 {lW} - Long handpass to the running Broken.
2 : 9.59 {lW} - But the umpire says he interfered.
2 : 10.03 {rW} - The ball is now with Greenery.
2 : 10.07 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards Cadsky.
2 : 10.11 {C} - In the right place at the right time is Cadsky who marks.
2 : 10.15 {C} - Cadsky signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 10.19 {rHFF} - He rewards the omgfridge lead.
2 : 10.23 {rHFF} - croweater 41 claims the mark but its play on.
2 : 10.3 {rHBF} - sausageroll has it.
2 : 10.34 {rHBF} - sausageroll is chased down by Callums_Guns - great effort!.
2 : 10.38 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 10.42 {lHFF} - I believe a change is about to occur.
2 : 10.46 - <<< Chipmunk is trading places with Barrybran >>>

 

[DragoDelph]

Youf went in early in the first match.

It’s alright, we just need a sammich and lie down and we can go again.

 

[Dingster]

Eth do it again!