Media High-Profile Qooty Star Moves - Enormous Coup for Spotswood.

[Tigerturbulance]

Ophidian Old Boys has signed one of the biggest and most high-profile qooty stars in an enormous coup for Spotswood

The former Captain of the Baghdad Bombers Pugsley will be donning the hoops this week in a shock move mid-season.


Its official Pugsley is an Old Boy​

Spotswood’s Chancellor Tigerturbulance said: “We are thrilled to bring another qooty star too Spotswood ensuring we continue to dominate the SWEET F.A.”

“Pugs is one of the most high-profile qootballers to ever play on these shores and the eyes of the qootball world will be on the Ophidian Old Boys this season.”

“This is yet another landmark signing in our club’s history and we welcome Pugsley to Spotswood, all we need to do is get the maintenance team to enlarge Bonz old cat flap door so he can come and go as he pleases.”

The former Mobbs medalist and All-SFA representative will become the club’s latest marquee signing and arrive at Spotswood this week.

“I have played 221 games for the Bombers who are an incredible team, but I want to win more Premierships and by coming to Spotswood I know I have put myself in the best team to do that” Pugs said.

“I’m really looking forward to playing with some quality new team mates and reuniting with my old Bomber pals gab213 and Robertio.

Reunited with Old Bomber Teammates Robertio and gab213 ​

Qootball is in my blood and I look forward to entertaining the passionate Old Boy fans and bringing more cups and spoons to the Ophidian Old Boys FFC.”

 

[T2B_]

Bombers in crisis

 

[damicky]

 

[Pugsley]

Bombers in crisis

They have the leaders to take them forward. No crisis at all.

 

[Fleabane]

Ophidian Old Boys has signed one of the biggest and most high-profile qooty stars in an enormous coup for Spotswood

The former Captain of the Baghdad Bombers Pugsley will be donning the hoops this week in a shock move mid-season.

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Its official Pugsley is an Old Boy​

Spotswood’s Chancellor Tigerturbulance said: “We are thrilled to bring another qooty star too Spotswood ensuring we continue to dominate the SWEET F.A.”

“Pugs is one of the most high-profile qootballers to ever play on these shores and the eyes of the qootball world will be on the Ophidian Old Boys this season.”

“This is yet another landmark signing in our club’s history and we welcome Pugsley to Spotswood, all we need to do is get the maintenance team to enlarge Bonz old cat flap door so he can come and go as he pleases.”

The former Mobbs medalist and All-SFA representative will become the club’s latest marquee signing and arrive at Spotswood this week.

“I have played 221 games for the Bombers who are an incredible team, but I want to win more Premierships and by coming to Spotswood I know I have put myself in the best team to do that” Pugs said.

“I’m really looking forward to playing with some quality new team mates and reuniting with my old Bomber pals gab213 and Robertio.

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Reunited with Old Bomber Teammates Robertio and gab213 ​

Qootball is in my blood and I look forward to entertaining the passionate Old Boy fans and bringing more cups and spoons to the Ophidian Old Boys FFC.”

Google - what are average heights of flat faced cat and male pug? ie is there any veracity to Turbo's claim that the cat flap will need to be enlarged?

Turbo statement true. Carry on.

 

[T2B_]

They have the leaders to take them forward. No crisis at all.

 

[damicky]

At least he went to one of the struggling Clubs to help them out

 

[tgrs]

Genuinely abysmal form from the club captain heading into this season

HaroLad would never

 

[DenieD]

 

[Pugsley]

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Grav - who did you recruit to be the Bombers Captain?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Genuinely abysmal form from the club captain heading into this season

HaroLad would never

HaroLad would do lots of other stuff, like use the force.

 

[damicky]

Grav - who did you recruit to be the Bombers Captain?

A reliable sauce told me that The Bombers are folding at the end of S38

 

[Grav]

Grav - who did you recruit to be the Bombers Captain?

We have 20 Captains, you can’t have them all.

 

[damicky]

We have 20 Captains, you can’t have them all.

#freeMetalcrusher

 

[Mrs Turbo]

A reliable sauce told me that The Bombers are folding at the end of S38

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Last time anyone associated with the Bombers captaincy defected to the OOBs, it was Tony and Coach.

Who got perma'd, and later admitted they were planning to defect back to the Bombers before even playing a game.

Tigerturbulance, prepare your back for a potential stabbing. The Mongrel likely has ulterior motives.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

We have 20 Captains, you can’t have them all.

Apparently, we only like the good ones.

OOBs sign Grav

 

[Grav]

Apparently, we only like the good ones.

OOBs sign Grav

Oh! I was only chosen as DVC

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Oh! I was only chosen as DVC

DVC =
Sounds alright but who is or will be the 'Captain oh Captain' ?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Move aside Robertio , looks like Grav is gunning for your position..

 

[Grav]

it was Tony and Coach.

Who got perma'd

Hmmm!

 

[thewizardmelon]

At least he went to one of the struggling Clubs to help them out

Ah yes, reigning premiers with two big mid-season signings. That fits the definition of struggling Ol’ Cheese

 

[damicky]

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