How will the coach of your club reply when asked "How does Jack Darling's shit taste?"?

[chelseacarlton]

nom nom nom, Ratts.

Yep there you have it folks the best effort from the West!! Wordsmithery and ejacacion at werk

 

[Bender_]

Yep there you have it folks the best effort from the West!! Wordsmithery and ejacacion at werk

You bring shame to Jimmy with your whiny bitchness. Oddly enough, Jack finds it amusing.

 

[Uncle Hank]

Yep there you have it folks the best effort from the West!! Wordsmithery and ejacacion at werk

nom nom nom, Chelseacarlton. Don't waste a morsel of Jack's effluent. It's a commodity in very high demand this evening and we want to ensure there is enough to stasify everyone.

 

[Bender_]

"**** you Bailey." om nom nom nom nom

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

"**** you Bailey." om nom nom nom nom

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Far too sweet, and disturbingly fruity. Better get him checked for diabetes...

 

[Bender_]

*om nom nom* "The Eagles are duckers" *gulp nom* "****en wish we had a forward that could take a contested mark" *nom nom om*

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Tastes like duck shit. The AFL should investigate.​

 

[Bender_]

*gulp* "Okay, who's the ****wit that picked Jayden Pitt instead of Darling?!" *om nom nom*

 

[Bengraham]

Tastes like duck shit. The AFL should investigate.​

Classic

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Getting in early Bender?

Probably wise, as you won't be posting such nonsense after round 9.

 

[Bender_]

Getting in early Bender?

Probably wise, as you won't be posting such nonsense after round 9.

You should begin reading this thread from the start - my response to opposition posters is to say what their coach is saying.

That's the point of the thread.

 

[dmc333]

Given Darling's history he can't be too far away from his first taste of the glass pipe.

 

[Bender_]

Given Darling's history he can't be too far away from his first taste of the glass pipe.

"We feel we made the right decision in overlooking Darling. With the way Polec is progressing, he'll be taking the competition by storm by 2031." *om nom nom nom*

 

[Reginald Perrin]

You should begin reading this thread from the start - my response to opposition posters is to say what their coach is saying.

That's the point of the thread.

You should go back and read your own OP. You said that Jack was going to serve up a big dollop of slops to opposition coaches in 2011.

1. He hasn't served up anything to Ross in his role as Fremantle coach.
2. It isn't 2011 anymore.

Therefore the point of this thread is anything I want to make it because you're outside your own guidelines.

Suck it.

 

[Bender_]

You should go back and read your own OP. You said that Jack was going to serve up a big dollop of slops to opposition coaches in 2011.

1. He hasn't served up anything to Ross in his role as Fremantle coach.
2. It isn't 2011 anymore.

Therefore the point of this thread is anything I want to make it because you're outside your own guidelines.

Suck it.

I did go back and read the first few pages. There's a post from you there, before you became a jilted old man and could still partake in some light hearted humour.

Shame that Fremantle's shitness has made you so bitter, you used to be alright.

PS: Jack makes his own guidelines.

 

[Probitas_]

You should go back and read your own OP. You said that Jack was going to serve up a big dollop of slops to opposition coaches in 2011.

1. He hasn't served up anything to Ross in his role as Fremantle coach.
2. It isn't 2011 anymore.

Therefore the point of this thread is anything I want to make it because you're outside your own guidelines.

Suck it.

You sure spend a lot of time and effort replying to Benders posts, it's a little bit creepy.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

You sure spend a lot of time and effort replying to Benders posts, it's a little bit creepy.

You sure spend a lot of time stalking me, that's even more creepy.

 

[Bender_]

You sure spend a lot of time stalking me, that's even more creepy.

You know what's creepy?

A 19 man-child who would throw you through a wall then drink the fluid from your now flaccid spine because you stood between him and a side of beef.

That's just how big Jack Darling rolls.

Get with it.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

I did go back and read the first few pages. There's a post from you there, before you became a jilted old man and could still partake in some light hearted humour.

Shame that Fremantle's shitness has made you so bitter, you used to be alright.

PS: Jack makes his own guidelines.

We were both different people back then. Did your 124 get repossessed by the Fiat finance company?

 

[Bender_]

We were both different people back then. Did your 124 get repossessed by the Fiat finance company?

That's actually where the 124 came from.

Stop going through my garbage.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

That's actually where the 124 came from.

Stop going through my garbage.

The 124 Sport was the car I dreamed of getting before I got my licence. I could only afford the standard 124. Son, I was disappoint.

 

[Bender_]

The 124 Sport was the car I dreamed of getting before I got my licence. I could only afford the standard 124. Son, I was disappoint.

My old man had a coupe in the late 80s. Gun metal grey.

It felt like it used to fly, but who knows - I was only little and easily impressed.

Jack Darling would crush that car down to the size of a suitcase with his bare hands and use it as a dumbell.

Only for his triceps though, wouldn't be heavy enough to do his biceps.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Jack ate one when he was 9 and began to shit ball bearings. 47 bystanders died from shrapnel wounds when he farted.

True story.

 

[Bender_]

"For ****s sake, how many times will I have to do this?!" *om nom nom nom*