How will the coach of your club reply when asked "How does Jack Darling's shit taste?"?

Majinbuu · Apr 29, 2012

Delicious

fomoco04 · Apr 29, 2012

Just ask the recruitment manager of every team that passed him up.

I'd eat it.

Bender_ · Apr 29, 2012

fomoco04 said:
Just ask the recruitment manager of every team that passed him up.

Just shines in the big moments:

Huge contested marks
Crashes the pack
Tackles with desperation
Kicks the clutch goals

Such an awesome pick up.

I'd eat it.

With a knife and fork. :thumbsu:

fomoco04 · Apr 29, 2012

Bender_ said:
With a knife and fork.

Hell, i'd upsize it. :thumbsu:

Carbine Chaos · Apr 30, 2012

"There's no such thing as tasting an honourable shit."

Double the Fist · Apr 30, 2012

Reginald Perrin said:
Jack ate one when he was 9 and began to shit ball bearings. 47 bystanders died from shrapnel wounds when he farted.

True story.

Ha ha ha pisser Reg :thumbsu:

fomoco04 said:
Just ask the recruitment manager of every team that passed him up.

I'd eat it.

I'm eating some now for breakky. Not too bad with milk. Oh, and because its so awesome I have to eat it with a pitch fork :thumbsu:

Freomaniac · Mar 31, 2013

Hey West Coast Flogs? How did he do in the Derby recently? Im sure he didnt win BOG as it was shared with Mundy and Barlow.

Oh and he a head ducking Flog.

Carbine Chaos · Mar 31, 2013

Freomaniac said:
Hey West Coast Flogs? How did he do in the Derby recently? Im sure he didnt win BOG as it was shared with Mundy and Barlow.

Oh and he a head ducking Flog.

Kicked the same number of goals as that big-nosed flog you call a captain.

Freo2012 · Mar 31, 2013

Jack's got Jack5hit

JimmyDE · Mar 31, 2013

Bender_ said:
Just shines in the big moments:

Huge contested marks
Crashes the pack
Tackles with desperation
Kicks the clutch goals

Such an awesome pick up.

Didn't do that to well last weekend was as useless as Melbourne trying to get the ball into there forward 50.

Come @ me flog.

Freomaniac · Mar 31, 2013

thorne89 said:
Kicked the same number of goals as that big-nosed flog you call a captain.

Kepler Bradley>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dog poo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cat poo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Darling.

JimmyDE · Mar 31, 2013

thorne89 said:
Kicked the same number of goals as that big-nosed flog you call a captain.

Lol if he actually did something you flogs would of gone down by 10 goals.

Moo · Mar 31, 2013

Jack D > Melbourne - Viney

Sad but true

Carbine Chaos · Mar 31, 2013

JDE23 said:
Lol if Darling actually did something we flogs would of gone down by 10 goals.

Pretty much.

JimmyDE · Mar 31, 2013

thorne89 said:
Pretty much.

Um no, you guys were pantsed in the midfield in the 3rd qtr. WCE had no chance against better opposition.

Carbine Chaos · Mar 31, 2013

JDE23 said:
Um no, you guys were pantsed in the midfield in the 3rd qtr. WCE had no chance against better opposition.

Which means we had a chance against your mob.

Bring on the second derby. Things will be so on they will be very much like Donkey Kong.

Freo2012 · Mar 31, 2013

thorne89 said:
Which means we had a chance against your mob.

Bring on the second derby. Things will be so on they will be very much like Donkey Kong.

and we all know who's going to be the Donkey and who will be Kong - just like the past 2 derby thrashings

Bender_ · Mar 31, 2013

How's Jayden Pitt going?

JimmyDE · Apr 1, 2013

Bender_ said:
How's Jayden Pitt going?

Would be the best player in the AFL if he didn't have heart problems.

Freo2012 · Apr 1, 2013

Bender_ said:
How's Jayden Pitt going?

If you know of his recently diagnosed medical condition you are absolute scum - typical e-girl supporter

Bender_ · Apr 1, 2013

JDE23 said:
Would be the best player in the AFL if he didn't have heart problems.

Freo2012 said:
If you know of his recently diagnosed medical condition you are absolute scum - typical e-girl supporter

So when was this diagnosed boys?

JimmyDE · Apr 1, 2013

Bender_ said:
So when was this diagnosed boys?

Just the other day, but he was on his way to becoming an all time great tho

JimmyDE · Apr 1, 2013

Made Jack Watts look like Tom Swift.

Bender_ · Apr 1, 2013

So does a recently diagnosed affliction excuse the past 2 years of dog shit he's served up?

The Fremantle recruiting staff must be stoked to have such an out for their ineptitude.

JimmyDE · Apr 1, 2013

Bender_ said:
So does a recently diagnosed affliction excuse the past 2 years of dog shit he's served up?

The Fremantle recruiting staff must be stoked to have such an out for their ineptitude.

His young body couldn't force it's way into a very good side. Like I said he was going to be the greatest ever and make Darling look like Watts :thumbsu:

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