How will the coach of your club reply when asked "How does Jack Darling's shit taste?"?

[HawkHeaven]

Dear OP.

I have watched a fair bit of this Darling fellow this year and it is safe to say he is a plodder at best.

Kind of like a poor poor poor poor poor poor poor poor poor poor poor mans Jack Gunston.

 

[Bender_]

Dear OP.

I have watched a fair bit of this Darling fellow this year and it is safe to say he is a plodder at best.

Kind of like a poor poor poor poor poor poor poor poor poor poor poor mans Jack Gunston.

Thanks for the update, I'm not surprised that you only started watching football this year because you're a bandwagoner.

 

[Freomaniac]

Thanks for the update, I'm not surprised that you only started watching football this year because you're a bandwagoner.

I rather Justin Westoff... AKA the Dictator than Jack Darling.

 

[HawkHeaven]

Thanks for the update, I'm not surprised that you only started watching football this year because you're a bandwagoner.

A mod meltdown.

Just because Darling is shit no need to be upset with me.

Are you suffering from a sore anoos from 1991?

 

[Sassy420]

Jack Darling

Pick #:26 in the 2010 Draft. Overlooked by all of the other 16 clubs. A ready made footballer not picked because of his off field conduct. Here at West Coast, we can't sink any lower off field, so we swooped in and gave him a home.

A ready made footballer with the body of a Greek god and the mind of a genius. The oracles who settled in Perth foretold of his coming by naming the Darling Mountain Range that lies just east after/before him. On his first day at West Coast he took our 2010 spoon and bit it in half, then Woosha sent him to a quarry to smash boulders with his bare hands. Since then he's been on a steady diet of cement shakes, 2 kilo steaks and head butting ***** who cross his path (team mates or not).

So opposition coaches, get out your schlop bowls and cutlery, pop on your bibs coz Big Jack is gonna serve you up a piping hot steamer in 2011.

The question is, what will those coaches say after a big mouthfull?

the mind of a genius

 

[Bender_]

A mod meltdown.

Just because Darling is shit no need to be upset with me.

Are you suffering from a sore anoos from 1991?

Try harder bandwagoner.

 

[Freomaniac]

Try harder bandwagoner.

Darling scored 2 of the eagles 6 goals. Plus he gave away a free kick resulting a Riewoldt goal

 

[richoatthedisco]

For the second year in a row, Dimma's answer to the OP's question is, "Like Jake Batchelor's ****."

Ol' Flopper took it deep.

 

[BobaFett]

Such a bad player now. Seems like a headless chook, is just an athlete and not a footballer

 

[Aussie Rocker]

Some flogs are so clueless. Darling was one of our best players, don't know what game you were watching

 

[Xanman]

He is a soft****, can't take a hit for his team.

 

[Westy Bogan]

Throws head back better than anyone else playing. Would keep him just for that.

 

[Kram]

The bloke is the epitome of the Eagles terrible culture.

 

[Tazmania]

Some flogs are so clueless. Darling was one of our best players, don't know what game you were watching

Hate to point it out but that's not exactly a glowing endorsement given the state of your team.

 

[Hodgepodge]

 

[Moo]

How many teams in the league would have Darling in their best 18 .....12?

 

[Big Cox 88]

Sanderson how do you feel?

 

[Bender_]

Such a bad player now. Seems like a headless chook, is just an athlete and not a footballer

Oh ****en lol

How'd this one go for you buddy?

 

[Freomaniac]

So how many did Darling kick vs the Magpies?

 

[kane249]

So how many did Darling kick vs the Magpies?

4 this week and 3 last week, strange bump

 

[Freomaniac]

4 this week and 3 last week, strange bump

It was disturbing that he got so much of the ball. Dont tell me Priddis dominated the magpies midfield.

 

[kane249]

It was disturbing that he got so much of the ball. Dont tell me Priddis dominated the magpies midfield.

Have you been in a coma since Mundy's miss on Saturday night?

 

[Moo]

I liked this thread better when it had more Wellingham and less Lycett

 

[Freomaniac]

Have you been in a coma since Mundy's miss on Saturday night?

Nope but Jack Darling needed to kick just 1 goal in the 4th quarter vs Essendon to win which didnt happen. how did he go?

 

[kane249]

Nope but Jack Darling needed to kick just 1 goal in the 4th quarter vs Essendon to win which didnt happen. how did he go?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Jack+Darling+stats