How would you celebrate a Tigers Premiership?

[leekok]

I'll finally be able to get that full body tattoo of the Richmond logo.

 

[leekok]

I have an entire contingency worked out for this very moment.

I would have watched the game at a bar or other public function. Once the joy is done and the song has been sung I will find the most attractive girl at the bar. I walk up to her and look her in the eyes with a piercing gaze that stares deeply into the window that is her soul. I slowly move close to her face and whisper in her ear "You know how I know you're getting laid tonight?...I am a richmond supporter and I am bigger than you". I step back and give her another piercing gaze. She is mesmerised by my charm and beard. In order to not look easy she replies with "HA! Like that is ever going to happen". With this I look deeper into the void and say "Everyone said the same thing about me seeing a Richmond Premiership". This is the final blow that shatters her defensive armor. She lunges at me and we embrace in a passionate tender kiss.

Cut to later and we have gone back to my house. High on the ecstasy of my lust she has invited her friend around. The new girl is also a Richmond supporter. Drunk on pride the new girl and I have tantric passionate sex. Both girls are left twitching in a post orgasmic bliss. A cocktail of pride and repressed anguish act like viagra. I stand up in front of a team photo and begin to play the Richmond theme tune. I **** the photo and begin to tear up. The girls are doing their all to bring me to orgamsic euphoria. I release at the moment of "Yellow and Black" in the song. I fall back and collapse on the floor. Over 20 years of anguish and crushing disappointment have been released in one breathtaking moment of carnal pleasure. The orgasm was so powerful, so intense that I begin to pass out. I begin to recount the winning moment of the game and with my last final breath I whisper "It was Hammer time".

Well **** me dead! You have an imagination. Every mans fantasy in that little story. Off now to have a cold shower

 

[matt_y106]

12 month bender around Europe, arriving back late September to watch richmond go back to back.
Repeat process

 

[TJTIGER]

Yeah Bigfooty party!

Snap !!

We'd all have to have a BF gathering (Part-tey). But me personally probably cry first..then toast the game. Order a copy asap then ground hog day for I don't know how long...

 

[TJTIGER]

What's a butt pipe?

Is it anything like a Rusty Trombone ?

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

Is it anything like a Rusty Trombone ?

Sounds like it might be part of the ritual

 

[Rouel_14]

2013 elimination final vs Carlton.

Last quarter, Maric kicks a goal to get us back to within 4 points.

Sitting behind the punt road goals and the 2nd level I actually feared for my safety as the great southern stand started to shake.

I didn't cheer I didn't celebrate I just stood there and watched a 100000 seat stadium shake as my eardrums burst!

Now imagine:

2015 grand final day

Last quarter and captain cotch seals the deal with a goal to go 14 up with a minute to go.

The roar would be heard from every corner of Australia and Melbourne would never ever be the same again!



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[Groupie_]

Prelim would be louder, too money non RFC supporting fat cats at the gf

 

[pebblestone]

I'm sure I would mark the occasion with dignity.

Probably go on a crime spree culminating in burnouts in a stolen car in the lobby of crown metropol at 4am, with a bevvy of hookers and 2 ATMs still chained to the towbar.

 

[Nerflardio2424]

Eat a 10 pack of pingas followed by a night out with dusty

 

[Rumballs]

Would like to think

More likely

Most likely

 

[HARKER]

I'd buy a Tigers scarf and join in for the party.

I'd never tell anyone and even though I may find it hard to live with myself thereafter, I reckon it would still be worthwhile.

 

[Grockadoc]

I'd buy a Tigers scarf and join in for the party.

I'd never tell anyone and even though I may find it hard to live with myself thereafter, I reckon it would still be worthwhile.

Once you go Yellow and Black, youl'll never go back.

 

[TJTIGER]

Most likely

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I really am going to have to beef up my home security. All these unauthorised pics of me are starting to become disturbing.....

 

[The Goon]

Seems pointless speculating as I won't be able to remember anyway.

 

[Infamy]

I will partying as hard as this man

 

[Groupie_]

I'd buy a Tigers scarf and join in for the party.

I'd never tell anyone and even though I may find it hard to live with myself thereafter, I reckon it would still be worthwhile.

wut

 

[pebblestone]

I will partying as hard as this man

I have so many questions.

 

[TJTIGER]

I have so many questions.

Me to initially. But then I thought Naaah.....

 

[telsor]

Siren goes...loud yelling and signing the song.

Then I'd probably just sit there in stunned silence as the awareness of what happened swept over me. There could be tears.

After that....Probably a few texts/phone calls to mates followed by a bender that I may not survive.

 

[Infamy]

I have so many questions.

I think this one is what will happen if we go back to back, even more questions than answers though

 

[tugga]

Bottle of Grange, a gram of coke and a procession of $600 per hour hookers. I would find the money somehow and yes, I am serious.

 

[theflea]

I'd buy a Tigers scarf and join in for the party.

I'd never tell anyone and even though I may find it hard to live with myself thereafter, I reckon it would still be worthwhile.

Don't worry mate, you probably wouldn't remember anyway.

 

[theflea]

I think this one is what will happen if we go back to back, even more questions than answers though

What the................................................................................................

 

[SplintWhisky]

Kinda disappointed no one seemed to pick up on my hampson joke...