Poo Mega Thread How's Justin Longmanure working out for you Failmantle (Part 2) 2023 Edition

[Trouto]

Yes, we do care, but one thing I care for more than anything is this fred gets flushed down the shitter. The OP’s dead and buried and this needs to join him.


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Nah, as Dan used to say, this thread is all about Longmuir and how successful he is.

So, the thread is here to highlight Longmuir's many failures as 'coach' scoff

 

[Trouto]

So after the titanic victory over West Coast on the weekend, are we now calling for the great Longmuir to be re-signed? Perhaps a lucrative 4 year deal?

 

[Piggy Smalls]

So after the titanic victory over West Coast on the weekend, are we now calling for the great Longmuir to be re-signed? Perhaps a lucrative 4 year deal?

I’d probably at least wait til we’ve beaten an AFL standard side.

 

[Trouto]

I’d probably at least wait til we’ve beaten an AFL standard side.

good, good, temper the excitement. too many years of building up hope only to be shattered once the real season starts has taught you guys caution.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

good, good, temper the excitement. too many years of building up hope only to be shattered once the real season starts has taught you guys caution.

Plus playing west coast has actually put us at a disadvantage because we only get to play against one AFL team prior to the season.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Well he figured out how to quell the messiah in Harley Reid pretty quickly. Or maybe young Harley isn't the second coming like everyone expected. Should have split the pick, about the only thing Daniel and I agreed on.

One player does not make an AFL standard side.

Also, this could be complete bullshit but it has been reported. Harley Reid took a kick in! That takes some guts.

 

[Trouto]

Lots of 'Chris Judd' about him that Harley - brownlow in 2025 i rekon

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Lots of 'Chris Judd' about him that Harley - brownlow in 2025 i rekon

Take away that ‘don’t argue’ that pushes all the 17 year olds out of the way and what is left? Seriously, I watched his draft highlights package after being constantly told how good it was only to see a man child pushing a lot of little kids over and a handful of ok possessions.

 

[Geoff]

Lots of 'Chris Judd' about him that Harley - brownlow in 2025 i rekon

Yep, lots of similarities, but one that stands out is he won’t be at Lathlain at the end of his career.


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[Electronic_Renaissance]

Yep, lots of similarities, but one that stands out is he want be at Lathlain at the end of his career.


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Yeah, the only thing "Chris Judd" about him is "flight risk".

 

[King Huskii]

Lots of 'Chris Judd' about him that Harley - brownlow in 2025 i rekon

Cooper Judd Simpson

 

[Madas]

So after the titanic victory over West Coast on the weekend, are we now calling for the great Longmuir to be re-signed? Perhaps a lucrative 4 year deal?

How do you reckon Simmo was feeling after that shellacking?

 

[Trouto]

How do you reckon Simmo was feeling after that shellacking?

Same old same old

 

[JoseMourinho]

So after the titanic victory over West Coast on the weekend, are we now calling for the great Longmuir to be re-signed? Perhaps a lucrative 4 year deal?

Yes.

 

[Trouto]

Yes.

17 other clubs are wishing this too

 

[Madas]

Same old same old

Yeh I guess after 4 years of getting flogged it must be starting to feel like Groundhog Day for Simmo

Pretty cruisy year coming up for him though.
Doesn’t really need to do much coaching, will probably focus on adding a few more chapters to his book of excuses .

I mean he hasn’t even touched on North Korea , war in Ukraine, hell I’m sure the war in Gaza must be wreaking havoc on West Coasts players .

Don’t even get me started on daylight savings , the extra hot Perth summer and all that . Poor guy , not even sure how he puts a team together each week .

 

[Trouto]

Yeh I guess after 4 years of getting flogged it must be starting to feel like Groundhog Day for Simmo

Pretty cruisy year coming up for him though.
Doesn’t really need to do much coaching, will probably focus on adding a few more chapters to his book of excuses .

I mean he hasn’t even touched on North Korea , war in Ukraine, hell I’m sure the war in Gaza must be wreaking havoc on West Coasts players .

Don’t even get me started on daylight savings , the extra hot Perth summer and all that . Poor guy , not even sure how he puts a team together each week .

Never fear, we can always dip into the WAFL for top-up players.

In all serious though, injuries is once again becoming a problem and the West Coast leaders are seemingly sticking their heads in the sand...

 

[King Huskii]

Never fear, we can always dip into the WAFL for top-up players.

In all serious though, injuries is once again becoming a problem and the West Coast leaders are seemingly sticking their heads in the sand...

Lathlain

Why not move

 

[Geoff]

Lathlain

Why not move

Or change sponsors, BHP has a reputation for iron hard surfaces.


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[Trouto]

Or change sponsors, BHP has a reputation for iron hard surfaces.


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True, its like they made our training ground with iron ore

 

[Mesc]

Congrats too btw DanWA

You managed to break Stronz, small prey I know. Let’s see how many more you can take down!

Wow. This comment is hilarious when you read it in the current enviroment.

 

[King Huskii]

Wow. This comment is hilarious when you read it in the current enviroment.

The answer is zero

 

[Mesc]

The answer is zero

And both of them have disappeared.

 

[Trouto]

Its a true test of Longmuir's ability that he has out-lasted Dan and Bev!

Long may he reign!

 

[Geoff]

Its a true test of Longmuir's ability that he has out-lasted Dan and Bev!

Long may he reign!

Yep, this fred has ended as a capitulation by the OP. Time to send it to toilet for a big flush.


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