If there was a kangaroo and a poort supporter on the highway, which one would you hit?

[Vortex]

I think Id go for the poort supporter and it is not just because I think theyre useless shells of humans.

For one Kangaroos are a natural part of the Australian environment, an important part of the food chain and are our national symbol. Poort supporters on the other hand are a drain on our economy. Their excessive drinking and smoking costs medicare a great deal, their avoidance of work costs taxpayers thousands in welfare payments, while their prolific breeding to capitalise on baby bonuses also heavily affects us working Australians and leads to a shallowing of the gene pool and a future continuation of welfare reliance.

In fact the only reason I can think of not hitting the poort supporter is their small numbers means theyre almost extinct, while kangaroos numbers are estimated in the millions. Still, who really cares if there is no more poort? I sure as hell dont.

For these reasons I would speed up and hit the poort supporter. What about you?

 

[Ron]

Why would there be a Port supporter on a highway?

Not many parked cars on there for them to break into.

 

[Vortex]

Ron the poort supporter is on the highway because the car they stole has just run out of petrol.

 

[Cappa!Rulz!]

Kangaroo would do less damage than a fat, centrelink receiving, pizza chomping port supporter.

 

[Jesse Custer]

Why would there be a Port supporter on a highway?

Not many parked cars on there for them to break into.

The old VB commodore just ran out of legs.

Anything built after 1982 wouldn't be affordable.

 

[Toots Hibbert]

....taxpayers...

Funnily enough the SA state treasurer and the man responsible for our taxes is a Port supporter.

A few years ago Kevin Foley had the state budget printed in black white and teal. Onya Kev.

 

[Vortex]

Id run him down. Public servants are a drain on our economy as well.

 

[conwaynmfc]

Surely if you were Freo you'd just commit suicide.

 

[Vortex]

Surely if you were Freo you'd just commit suicide.

You should be happy with my decision to avoid the kangaroo.

 

[NQ Hawk]

The Roo

The port supporter would either be in your car, on your bike or have your thongs on

 

[themuddy#3]

this is a trick question, neither exist.

 

[Schulzenfest]

I'd go the Port supporter too. The kangaroo would screw up the car, and at least the Port supporter could die happy knowing that his team has won a premiership, isn't that right Vortex? Although if I was a Freo supporter I'd probably swerve to avoid both, roll the car and hopefully end my suffering.

 

[tin can sam]

Do I need to get out and ask him who he supports?

and how old is the Kangaroo?

Does it have a joey in it's pouch?

Is the Port supporter pregnant?


I couldn't do it, too many variables.

 

[Cappa!Rulz!]

I couldn't do it, too many variables.

Just hit them both-its the easiest

 

[Beerfish]

I'd trust my stupendous driving skills to be able to avoid them both.

My car is too precious to hit either.

 

[Toots Hibbert]

I'd trust my stupendous driving skills to be able to avoid them both.

My car is too precious to hit either.

As an Essendon supporter you'd be perfectly within your rights to run over a Port supporter.







































Lord knows Port have run over Essendon so many times it's only fair you get some pay back.

 

[Stronzo]

I would try and avoid both, but try harder to avoid the kangaroo.

 

[celtic_pride]

ROFL I'd be doing society a favour by running over the Port supporter

 

[subaru]

Is it a Port Powa supporter or a Port Magpies supporter?

 

[Slammer]

I think Id go for the poort supporter and it is not just because I think theyre useless shells of humans.

For these reasons I would speed up and hit the poort supporter. What about you?

Hello! What rock have you been hiding under lately?

Just crawled out with your Port obsession - keep it up.

We're coming, you know we are! So be afraid, be very afraid!

 

[Thrawn]

I believe people seemed to have overlooked one other alternative - both.

 

[Ron]

Hello! What rock have you been hiding under lately?

Just crawled out with your Port obsession - keep it up.

We're coming, you know we are! So be afraid, be very afraid!

Coming where? Gee we are all terrified about your gun recruit in Carr, shit we are screwed now.

Easily another bottom four finish this year for the power.

 

[Bigeasy]

I believe people seemed to have overlooked one other alternative - both.

But which one would you go for first?

 

[Thrawn]

But which one would you go for first?

My scenario hinges on the assumption that they are close together. In answer to your question though, if I had to choose, then it would be the Port supporter. Why? Because he shouted drunken obscenities at me.

 

[Bigeasy]

My scenario hinges on the assumption that they are close together. In answer to your question though, if I had to choose, then it would be the Port supporter. Why? Because he shouted drunken obscenities at me.

The Port demographic always makes such decisions easy to make.