HobartHawk
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Whoever told you that is full of shit. One of the easiest jobs to land in the world.
Here's how to get onto a road crew:
Step 1: Drop out of school at the end of grade 10
Step 2: Spend the rest of your teens drinking premix bourbons, smoking Winfield Blues, watching day time tv and mooching off society
Step 3: Assault a stranger for wearing Holden racing gear coz FPV's are the greatest cars in the world
Step 4: Get a job operating a lollypop coz you have no other career skills
Step 5: Hang out on your best mate's boat he bought on credit and talk about how great life is for you as an adult that flips a sign for a living and for him that empties septic tanks
Step 6: Buy tickets to see ACDC for the 8th time
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