If you wear high-vis clothing to work, you're a cretin

[Prestigerrycomo]

Also what's with hot girls working at road crews now? They're generally holding the stop signs. Are they girlfriends of one of the ditch diggers, earning some extra cash or what?

Usually Irish

 

[dees arent rabble]

He would never survive in the bush.

I bet he drives some sort of girls car so his arms don't snap when he is trying to park it

 

[Always Ballin]

OP is subscribed to Buzzfeed

 

[Allikat]

Also what's with hot girls working at road crews now? They're generally holding the stop signs. Are they girlfriends of one of the ditch diggers, earning some extra cash or what?

it pays A LOT and you don't need to take your clothes off for it.

 

[Freofalcon]

Well call me Cretin and paint me Fluro.

 

[Freofalcon]

"Oh, I'll be there at 9:30am." translated: "I'll get there about 1pm with my gut hanging out of my shirt and over my shorts and smelling like a portaloo whilst breathing out of my mouth."

And counting my cash, Nimrod.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I'll get there when I feel like it.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

 

[Freofalcon]

Get it right: the Chiko roll is breakfast.

Crumbed Chilli Cheese Sausage and Double Shot IC FTW.

 

[Freofalcon]

I find chicks in hi-vis kinda hot.

My Missus and I role play.

She wears my work gear and knocks on the door pretending to come do some work around the house.

I tell her to **** off as she's four hours late, slam the door and go have a fap.

 

[Packedlunch]

And counting my cash, Nimrod.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I'll get there when I feel like it.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

 

[Freofalcon]

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You think I could afford a wax.

So hairy.

 

[BigBirdz]

Sometimes I dont even turn up to jobs I've booked in.

 

[Freofalcon]

Sometimes I dont even turn up to jobs I've booked in.

I always do.



Eventually.

 

[ChappyUK]

Well call me Cretin and paint me Fluro.

@Flurofalcon

 

[Good_Old]

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You know, for a dirty, filthy benny you're alright.

 

[carnthemlions]

Not sure if OP is for real or an elias trolling aspirational middle class hawthorn supporters who are getting a little carried away with their team's success.

Do the office flogs understand what their wives get upto when the tradies arrive?

Obligatory post.

 

[Starburns_]

Probably unnoticed by most (since it appears to be a new function), but did LOL at the 'tags':

 

[Bayer_]

Not sure if OP is for real or an elias trolling aspirational middle class hawthorn supporters who are getting a little carried away with their team's success.

Obligatory post.

A pretty accurate picture of Amstaff.

 

[David Schwarz]

Probably unnoticed by most (since it appears to be a new function), but did LOL at the 'tags':

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If we can get gunt trending I'll be rapt.

 

[Bodicifer]

Exactly.

The wife said to me last night that she wants us to go on a holiday around June, we will head north somewhere and get out of the shit weather. I wrote up my invoices today to accommodate this trip

Didn't know you had to charge GST on meth these days

 

[Bayer_]

This. Successful troll is successful: thread is full of rustled bogans.

 

[Alfred_]

Didn't know you had to charge GST on meth these days

Shut up campaigner lol

 

[David Schwarz]

Didn't know you had to charge GST on meth these days

Part of Tony's Tradies tax package

 

[GetDimmaBack]

And if you drive a Commodore or Falcon ute too, you deserve to choke on your Jim Beam and coke too you piece of shit.

I'm a teacher - it's a dangerous job!

And I drink Moscato - got a problem with that too?

 

[BigBirdz]

I'm a teacher - it's a dangerous job!

And I drink Moscato - got a problem with that too?

Is that the sickly sweet desert wine?
NTTAWWT

 

[HobartHawk]

I bet he drives some sort of girls car so his arms don't snap when he is trying to park it

You sound like the kind of guy that has a mullet and drives a Maloo with Chevy badges and after a few drinks tells stories about how "Brocky" faked his own death coz he's actually from one of Jupiter's moons and had to return to save his race.

Newsflash: Your shitbox car doesn't make up for the fact you haven't seen your micropenis because it's been hidden by your gunt since your early twenties, *******.