If you wear high-vis clothing to work, you're a cretin

[TazHawk15]

^^^^^^^

Jose is going hard this morning.

 

[T2B_]

Reminds me of Craffles the way he's going straight for the man.

True though if the OP really is a Hawfie, going straight for the man wouldn't be unusual (NTTIAWWT)

EDIT: Also where's the meltdown tag?

 

[The Wrecker]

I wore one of those hi viz vests square leg umpiring. Worst 10 over of my life.

 

[T2B_]

I wore one of those hi viz vests square leg umpiring. Worst 10 over of my life.

Inb4 HobartHawk criticises you for your VL Commodore, Jim Beam stash and Jabba the Hutt bogan girlfriend.

 

[Bayer_]

^^^^^^^

Jose is going hard this morning.

You're giving Jose way too much credit for his trolling abilities.

True though if the OP really is a Hawfie, going straight for the man wouldn't be unusual (NTTIAWWT)

EDIT: Also where's the meltdown tag?

Eliases don't get meltdown tags, unless they cause non-Eliases to melt.

 

[HobartHawk]

Inb4 HobartHawk criticises you for your VL Commodore, Jim Beam stash and Jabba the Hutt bogan girlfriend.

Oh sorry, did I upset your fat ranga bricky boyfriend so now he's cancelled your Friday date night of Chinese take-away and watching old Stallone movies?

 

[Mister_A]

It's kind a like getting stoned but it doesn't cost you $25 a gram

Mate if you're paying $25-per-g that better be good shit, I'm going at about a third of that.

You must be as high as OP

 

[David Schwarz]

Is that the sickly sweet desert wine?
NTTAWWT

Yeah I couldn't do it either, same with SoCo - far too sweet for me

 

[Bayer_]

Is the OP Duritz?

 

[JoseMourinho]

^^^^^^^

Jose is going hard this morning.

Not even my elias, tazzy! You know the only elias I have is of you.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

OP is probably an overweight middle aged loser in a dead end office job earning a minimum wage. Don't get mad that us real workers can turn up to your house whenever we like and charge whatever we like

That's why pissants like you go to work so you can pay people like me who enjoy ripping you off.

Enjoy.

I don't mind calling you guys in whenever there's a job at my house I can't be arsed doing myself. Don't even care if you overcharge me, I think sometimes you blokes expect me to haggle or something, couldn't be bothered. 5k? Sounds reasonable. I can afford whatever you think is big money, if it makes you feel like you're getting one over on your masters, then good for you I guess.

 

[HobartHawk]

I don't mind callign you guys in whenever there's a job at my house I can't be arsed doing myself. Don't even care if you overcharge me, I think sometimes you blokes expect me to haggle or something, couldn't be bothered. 5k? Sounds reasonable. I can afford whatever you think is big money, if it makes you feel like you're getting one over on your masters, then good for you I guess.

It's all going towards paying off their eyeball-level debt for jet skis and credit card payments that their wives have maxed out on leopard print clothing and fake nails anyway.

Living the dream, degenerate bogans.

 

[Bayer_]

It's all going towards paying off their eyeball-level debt for jet skis and credit card payments that their wives have maxed out on leopard print clothing and fake nails anyway.

Living the dream, degenerate bogans.

You definitely know your material. LOL

 

[Gray Day]

It's all going towards paying off their eyeball-level debt for jet skis and credit card payments that their wives have maxed out on leopard print clothing and fake nails anyway.

Living the dream, degenerate bogans.

These people vote.

 

[Bayer_]

These people vote.

For people like Abbott.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

It's all going towards paying off their eyeball-level debt for jet skis and credit card payments that their wives have maxed out on leopard print clothing and fake nails anyway.

Living the dream, degenerate bogans.

They need it more than I do, bless 'em.

 

[Gray Day]

For people like Abbott.

Lol no they are rusted on ALP voters

 

[Bayer_]

Lol no they are rusted on ALP voters

Nah, you're thinking of their parents, who worked in union shops.

 

[Gray Day]

Nah, you're thinking of their parents, who worked in union shops.

Check your electoral maps and see how many outer suburban, lower income seats have ALP sitting members.

 

[Alfred_]

ITT: Poindexter tries to troll tradies who rip his arse apart (and probably his wife's arse) then tradies just confirm that we rip off piss weak men who can't operate any kind of tool or perform any kind of job that requires balls.

Good times.

 

[MinerBoy]

I like this thread.

 

[smasha]

Bay and facebook,twins.

 

[Alfred_]

I don't mind calling you guys in whenever there's a job at my house I can't be arsed doing myself. Don't even care if you overcharge me, I think sometimes you blokes expect me to haggle or something, couldn't be bothered. 5k? Sounds reasonable. I can afford whatever you think is big money, if it makes you feel like you're getting one over on your masters, then good for you I guess.

Lol at any tradie who lets anyone haggle. I tell them the price if they don't like it I pack up and leave, simple.

 

[Gray Day]

ITT: Poindexter tries to troll tradies who rip his arse apart (and probably his wife's arse) then tradies just confirm that we rip off piss weak men who can't operate any kind of tool or perform any kind of job that requires balls.

Good times.

Both have their troll points tbh

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

ITT: Poindexter tries to troll tradies who rip his arse apart (and probably his wife's arse) then tradies just confirm that we rip off piss weak men who can't operate any kind of tool or perform any kind of job that requires balls.

Good times.

I'd say the 'tries to' part is a bit redundant at this stage - much like yourself once I can legally buy an expensive robot to do your job.