Illy_Ds rap & hip hop CNR

[Ill_Defined]

Illy dee the fellow wannabe
Just a lower-mid class white trash homie
He be claimin the C-town is hard
The chicks there be full of lard

So he goes for the boys
yeah that's right
he likes it when he finds an ass
like this rhyme, real tight

Necklaces of pearl is what he be gettin
not the jewellery store kind
just the kind that need wipin

Maccas after dark is where it all goes down
Illy takes is boyfriend whole with a smile not a frown
Some come on down you pretty boys
Let Illy play with your ass like it's a toy

Yo hater welcome to your own nightmare
your gay fantasies of me get thrown into despair
you see Illy dont swing that way
thats right hater I aint no gay

not that theres anything wrong with that
you and the squawks are all into tappin crap
but not Illy so I be sorry to dissappoint ya
have a chat to kerrazy though Im sure he`ll annoint ya

Not with the holy water though so you better pack your umbrella
cause I hear that boy likes it prison style but not like N Mandella

Illed

 

[Ill_Defined]

I will be in the Cannington area next weekend

Sick bro come and chill at Stevos.

Illed

 

[11sjw]

Yo hater welcome to your own nightmare
your gay fantasies of me get thrown into despair
you see Illy dont swing that way
thats right hater I aint no gay

not that theres anything wrong with that
you and the squawks are all into tappin crap
but not Illy so I be sorry to dissappoint ya
have a chat to kerrazy though Im sure he`ll annoint ya

Not with the holy water though so you better pack your umbrella
cause I hear that boy likes it prison style but not like N Mandella

Illed

Illy it's so easy to see
you aint a homie but yo a squeeze
yo rhymes be portrayin a guy who's tough
however we can all see yo shit gets mixed with anothers pee

Like you said there's nothing wrong with that
Still what choice did you have
when all the chicks that be near you
are all size 20 fat

The first sign of being gay is to deny it
see it's simple bro we can all see
you're as camp as a row of tents
now tell us dude can you take 2 or 3?

 

[Mr Obvious]

Illy D has sick rhymes.

 

[Hellgood]

Haha this thread is a good read.

I love a Freo troll considering I don't like them, but I think it's fairly obvious that Illey D here is an eagles supporter in a Freo reverse troll, am I right?

 

[WA ROO]

Sick bro come and chill at Stevos.

Illed

I drink at the Coro or The Stadium

 

[Cohzee]

Ahhh, OK COOL BRO

How about this;

When Illy the crap rapper dies
There shall be erected in the sky
To commemorate his eternal wit
A monument of solid SHiT

That's just a shit poem.

 

[kerrazy]

You wish you were Illy cause Im the top cat here
and your hatin styles only give away your fear
you front with this rubbish cause you aint got no skills
meanwhile Illy D is payin all the bills

Ill

Dude, you're gettin paid out. These people are laughing at your stupidity. Your rhymes are gay and they reflect how poorly educated you are. Please give up this ridiculous rant and f*ck off back to your maddddddd ddddaaawwwwwgggggggg maccas in crap town cannington please.

 

[Cohzee]

Dude, you're gettin paid out. These people are laughing you stupidity. Your rhymes are gay and they reflect how poorly educated you are. Please give up this ridiculous rant and f*ck off back to your maddddddd ddddaaawwwwwgggggggg maccas in crap town cannington please.

hehe

 

[kerrazy]

hehe

haha dammit i didnt edit properly....

 

[Ill_Defined]

Dude, you're gettin paid out. These people are laughing you stupidity. Your rhymes are gay and they reflect how poorly educated you are. Please give up this ridiculous rant and f*ck off back to your maddddddd ddddaaawwwwwgggggggg maccas in crap town cannington please.

Step off hater youre making a fool of yourself.

Illin

 

[Ill_Defined]

I drink at the Coro or The Stadium

Sweet bro are they very strict on ID there? Ive got a fake one but if security are any good they spot it.

Illin

 

[Bigeasy]

Sweet bro are they very strict on ID there? Ive got a fake one but if security are any good they spot it.

Illin

Haha you're 12.

 

[GOEAGLES 08]

CNT is cannington for short. learned

Illy

cannington!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no wonder you have no education... thats one of the trashiest places in perth!

I'm on a boat mother****er take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a boat
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, mother****er, don't you ever forget

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I ****ed a mermaid

believe me wen i say
illy ur gay

 

[WA ROO]

Sweet bro are they very strict on ID there? Ive got a fake one but if security are any good they spot it.

Illin

At the Coro years ago all you needed for ID was enough money to buy a drink

The stadium has a Texas holdem tournament on Friday nights,the footy on the projector,beer and a game of cards.A good night out for old bogans like me

 

[Ill_Defined]

bro that shit aint even yours bring your own flayva or GTFO.

Ill_D

 

[Ill_Defined]

At the Coro years ago all you needed for ID was enough money to buy a drink

The stadium has a Texas holdem tournament on Friday nights,the footy on the projector,beer and a game of cards.A good night out for old bogans like me

Sweet bro the CNT must have been pretty hard back in the day. Not much has changed.

Illin

 

[GOEAGLES 08]

bro that shit aint even yours bring your own flayva or GTFO.

Ill_D

yo white boy that shit is mine. im as original as is gets back in my hood homes! no sit back down in yo trashy lil cannington train station wit ur public trasport coz u cant afford a car..man u couldnt even steal a car! ud be to scared whiteboy

 

[kerrazy]

F*cking 10 year old wiggas. Which one of these is you illy?

 

[GOEAGLES 08]

 

[Ill_Defined]

yo white boy that shit is mine. im as original as is gets back in my hood homes! no sit back down in yo trashy lil cannington train station wit ur public trasport coz u cant afford a car..man u couldnt even steal a car! ud be to scared whiteboy

copyright bitch. recognise

Illy

 

[GOEAGLES 08]

copyright bitch. recognise

Illy

thats all u got

i thought you were going to 'diss' me real good. boy am i dissapointed

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

Rap/hip-hop/rnb whatever is one of the more horrible side-effects of multiculturalism.

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

HAHA

 

[The Night Shift]

Theres someone with a remarkablely similar posting style on here like Ill_D
Reverse trolls seem to be all the rage lately