I'm bored like Iggy Pop

[Alfred_]

Shit fred shit poster

 

[JoseMourinho]

Did I over rate your computer ?

Underrate it. My computer has an SSD!

How fast is your computer JoseMourinho? Are we talking Skylake fast like mine?

Faster than light.

 

[db swannie]

Dreaming.

I've never liked you blokes and have always cheered for who ever you played.

We've got fans. So many that poor little DB can't come to the game this weekend.

Which amuses me.

Don't really care about going. It's a cold windy shithole and the catering is worse than ANZ, and they only serve mid strength cat piss beer.

You have so many fans. There was 6k at your last home game. LOL.

 

[isamedthegiants]

Don't really care about going. It's a cold windy shithole and the catering is worse than ANZ, and they only serve mid strength cat piss beer.

You have so many fans. There was 6k at your last home game. LOL.

9,000 plus.

Maths ain't ya strong suit, is it DP?

 

[Alfred_]

How cute, a GWS and Shitney shitfight.

 

[isamedthegiants]

How cute, a GWS and Shitney shitfight.

 

[OnTheRocks]

ps, It was such a boring fred that I created, I'd forgotten about it til now!

Me too

 

[db swannie]

9,000 plus.

Maths ain't ya strong suit, is it DP?

They count the seagulls at GWS home games, including Heath Shaw.

 

[OnTheRocks]

You had 4 minutes up your sleeve, you're at work, you decided to post on bigfooty instead of rubbing one out

So that's not actual snot on your sleeve! Fk you're weird.

 

[leobarryustar]

Dreaming.

I've never liked you blokes and have always cheered for who ever you played.

We've got fans. So many that poor little DB can't come to the game this weekend.

Which amuses me.

Hmmm ... averaging 10k per home game and all of a sudden you sell 25k seats ... Hmmm ...

Should keep you in felafels for a few days eh? Cook em on yer shopping cart barbie eh?

 

[db swannie]

Me too

It's going pretty well really, especially for a Fred that I held out hope was destined for instant divvy, and forgot about for about five hours, like the end of a sat night that I can't remember after too many beers.

 

[isamedthegiants]

They count the seagulls at GWS home games, including Heath Shaw.

Seagulls in Homebush?

Pigeons, yes.

Seagulls, no.

 

[isamedthegiants]

Hmmm ... averaging 10k per home game and all of a sudden you sell 25k seats ... Hmmm ...

Should keep you in felafels for a few days eh? Cook em on yer shopping cart barbie eh?

FelAFL's.

And I've got an old keg split in half that I use as a BBQ.

It's how we roll in the west.

 

[OnTheRocks]

It's going pretty well really, especially for a Fred that I held out hope was destined for instant divvy, and forgot about for about five hours, like the end of a sat night that I can't remember after too many beers.

It's a good fred. Unlike mine that resembles a richmond win, I'm up and about but everyone else knows it's a train wreak headed for the divvy scrap heap.

 

[Fruit_Platter]

Hope the OP isn't on what Mr Osterberg took when he performed said song on Countdown

 

[Barneythecrab]

I'm the chairman of the bored.

So I wank my log

 

[OnTheRocks]

So I wank my log

Ewwwww

 

[db swannie]

So I wank my log

We were so poor when I was young we had to wank the dog to feed the cat.

 

[db swannie]

Hope the OP isn't on what Mr Osterberg took when he performed said song on Countdown

Not these days. Too old for that nonsense.

 

[TazHawk15]

Dear OP.

Only boring people get bored.

 

[Elite Master]

Not these days.

EFA

 

[Gongswan]

This is actually one of your better threads

*Fred