Strategy Incoming High Performance Manager

[leon123]

Yeah lets train them in gumboots and feed them pies

 

[Schachattak]

Let's have corporate speak invade all aspects of our lives. I might get an energy manager come and fix the wiring in my house.

Welcome to Earth

 

[sr36]

Welcome to Earth

Can't wait to get my haircut by my 'follicle manager responsible for the jurisdiction of appearance.'

 

[Schachattak]

Can't wait to get my haircut by my 'follicle manager responsible for the jurisdiction of appearance.'

Actually that will be taken care of by nanotechnology, along with all your other grooming and medical needs

 

[sr36]

Actually that will be taken care of by nanotechnology, along with all your other grooming and medical needs

My nanotechnologist is called Tracy, but she does prefer the title: 'Follicle Manager Responsible for the Jurisdiction of Appearance.' Her colleague who assists her prefers the title: 'Follicle Manager Responsible for the Jurisdiction of Cleanliness.'

 

[Schachattak]

My nanotechnologist is called Tracy, but she does prefer the title: 'Follicle Manager Responsible for the Jurisdiction of Appearance.' Her colleague who assists her prefers the title: 'Follicle Manager Responsible for the Jurisdiction of Cleanliness.'

I hate to tell you but Tracy is the first level of Artificial Intelligence and has already developed her own language that we don't and never will understand, and by 2045 (The Singularity) she will be millions of times more intelligent and powerful than us and we will be akin to bacteria to her... we disinfect bacteria, it's called lethal indifference

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

What about the bloke at Richmond? They had a dream run with injuries this year, virtually won them the flag.

Outside Deledio, Richmond haven't really had any injuries for the better part of 3 years.

It's just that this year, they happened to have ZERO of them. Like...literally zero. At least to their first choice 25 or so.

 

[Schachattak]

Outside Deledio, Richmond haven't really had any injuries for the better part of 3 years.

It's just that this year, they happened to have ZERO of them. Like...literally zero. At least to their first choice 25 or so.

Sounds like a supplements scandal 5 years down the track

 

[sr36]

I hate to tell you but Tracy is the first level of Artificial Intelligence and has already developed her own language that we don't and never will understand, and by 2045 (The Singularity) she will be millions of times more intelligent and powerful than us and we will be akin to bacteria to her... we disinfect bacteria, it's called lethal indifference

Tracy is offended that you use the non-inclusive bigoted term 'Artificial' to describe her intelligence.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Sounds like a supplements scandal 5 years down the track

Actually isn't the opposite true?

Generally a lot of injuries I thought lended itself to a supplements program. I know Essendon had a LOT of injuries leading into their scandal. Geelong also had a season of increased injuries just prior to the start of their run. Let's be honest, we all know Geelong were on a similar program to the Bombers.

 

[Schachattak]

Actually isn't the opposite true?

Generally a lot of injuries I thought lended itself to a supplements program. I know Essendon had a LOT of injuries leading into their scandal. Geelong also had a season of increased injuries just prior to the start of their run. Let's be honest, we all know Geelong were on a similar program to the Bombers.

2007:

From his office at Skilled Stadium, Robinson, the club's strength and rehabilitation manager, is in almost daily contact with Sea Eagles' fitness consultant, Steve Dank.
"It is satisfying to have had a hand in both and Steve has also had a big input here, even though he is not on the payroll here and never has been," Robinson said.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/arc...he-fitness-trend/story-e6frg7mx-1111114519497

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

2007:

From his office at Skilled Stadium, Robinson, the club's strength and rehabilitation manager, is in almost daily contact with Sea Eagles' fitness consultant, Steve Dank.
"It is satisfying to have had a hand in both and Steve has also had a big input here, even though he is not on the payroll here and never has been," Robinson said.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/arc...he-fitness-trend/story-e6frg7mx-1111114519497

Well...I mean, Robinson, Bomber and Dank all co-ordinated at Geelong. Then Bomber went tot Essendon, took Robinson with him and consulted Dank again.

But you know..."Geelong were cleared"

lol

 

[Schachattak]

Well...I mean, Robinson, Bomber and Dank all co-ordinated at Geelong. Then Bomber went tot Essendon, took Robinson with him and consulted Dank again.

But you know..."Geelong were cleared"

lol

 

[Darkyprotector]

Well...I mean, Robinson, Bomber and Dank all co-ordinated at Geelong. Then Bomber went tot Essendon, took Robinson with him and consulted Dank again.

But you know..."Geelong were cleared"

lol

Someone needs to offer dank some cash
He needs it as hes recently bankrupted
Maybe we might get some truth
Common afl we can handle it

 

[MagpieJoel]

2007:

From his office at Skilled Stadium, Robinson, the club's strength and rehabilitation manager, is in almost daily contact with Sea Eagles' fitness consultant, Steve Dank.
"It is satisfying to have had a hand in both and Steve has also had a big input here, even though he is not on the payroll here and never has been," Robinson said.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/arc...he-fitness-trend/story-e6frg7mx-1111114519497

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Paul Keating

 

[Apex36]

We’re pushing awfully close to the start of preseason. I’m surprised the club has made no announcement yet given they were so vocal about dismissing Davoren.

If they haven’t appointed anyone yet it’s extremely concerning.

 

[Quicky]

It makes me think they have someone sewn up but can't announce it yet.

Or perhaps due dilligence takes time? We've been up in arms about running a correct recruitment process.

 

[Carringbush2010]

It makes me think they have someone sewn up but can't announce it yet.

Or perhaps due dilligence takes time? We've been up in arms about running a correct recruitment process.

I'd like to think it's both, we have one and we did our due diligence in recruiting one - please let it be that!

 

[Stoods]

i am 99% sure they would have someone, say what you want about Collingwood but we are not that stupid to not have a high performance manager lined up 1 month out from the start of pre season.

 

[legendstatus]

Don’t think we will be appointing a high performance manager. Another person within the club (can’t remember all the detail) is picking this up with the new coaches.


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[swoop42]

I thought the person who was an assistant under Davoren was taking on the role.

 

[Dee Snider]

I thought the person who was an assistant under Davoren was taking on the role.

Yep, that’s what I read.

 

[Carringbush2010]

Correct me if i'm wrong, mind you directly above this snip is the updated coaching panel - so is this our new HP team? And do they cover the womens and netball teams? Or just the seniors?

 

[Anzacday]

North appointed from within...
http://www.afl.com.au/news/2017-10-24/north-looks-within-for-new-high-performance-boss

 

[soreplums]

Correct me if i'm wrong, mind you directly above this snip is the updated coaching panel - so is this our new HP team? And do they cover the womens and netball teams? Or just the seniors?
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Rohan Bownds used to run the canteen at our school. Used to get a kick out of seeing him pass the drink bottles over to the players on Match day when I was a kid!