India are the Collingwood of international cricket

[PowerIStough]

India are the Collingwood of international cricket

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Are you sick of hearing about how damn good the Indian cricket team is?

Are you sick of hearing about how damn good Collingwood are?

Do you wonder why, in spite of the publicity, India consistently achieve mediocre results on the cricket pitch?

Do you wonder why, in spite of the publicity, Collingwood consistently achieve mediocre results on the footy field?

Ever notice how both sides are hell-bent on using their organisational structures to bend the sports' governing bodies to their will?

Have you ever tried to have a sane discussion on a related forum, only to be swamped by semi-illiterate idiots who value cult worship over on-field success?

Would you rather stick your chap in the toaster than see one more forum post with the words "india_are_da_bezzzzzt" or "GO COLLINGW09D" anywhere in it?

What pisses you off the most at one of their matches - Joffa's stupid jacket, or the badly lettered, mis-spelled signs that Indian fans produce halfway through an innings? Could you actually commit murder the next time you see a reference to "kangaroo curry"?

When you hear a reference to some shaggy-haired, lairy little shit who receives enormous accolades for occasional flash-in-the-pan brilliance despite mediocre career stats, are you unsure whether it's referring to Ishant Sharma or Dale Thomas?

When you hear about an arrogant ******** who somehow keeps getting away with it, with their masters' full backing, are you torn between Alan Didak or Harbhajan Singh?

If you have answered "YES" to any of the above, then this group is for you.

This group welcomes ANYONE who is totally jack of having these two entities rammed down their throats - and that even includes South Africans and Carlton supporters

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=93520247691

Pretty funny

 

[enosis7]

Bangladesh are the North of international cricket

 

[Crazy Horse]

Bangladesh are the North of international cricket

I'd say that's Freo. Here's their original away jumper

Which was obviously inspired by the flag of Bangladesh

 

[BABYBOMBERS2007]

Yeah I hate the India cricket team. I remember the racist things, and they are so up themselves.

 

[iGNITER]

I hate the Indian cricket team bunch of w***ers (except for the little master)

I especially cannot stand that prick Harbajhan Singh

BTW the OP that is quite amusing

 

[Ruddeger07]

Even Collingwood supporters aren't as bad as those nutjob Indian cricket supporters.India lose and they burn effigys of players,threaten them and trash their houses.

 

[PendlesIsAStar]

Pretty funny

Ha ha ha - nothing funnier that taking the piss out of Collingwood.

I don't see any correlation for mine, but if it amuses you - then good on you.

 

[simba_]

facebook groups are a little annoying but i'm content being in the hating collingwood one. everyone should hate collingwood it's good!

 

[Tiberius]

Bit harsh on Ishant Sharma I would have thought.

 

[hellfire]

Wow, that really, really struggled.

I've read hundreds of better Collingwood e-mails.

Very poor.

 

[SirJimi05]

Wow, that really, really struggled.

I've read hundreds of better Collingwood e-mails.

Very poor.

Lighten up mate.

 

[GV Baron]

massive insult to the collingwood football club. i don't recall the pies threatening to boycott the remainder of a season after a loss that they couldn't cop like men.

 

[Dee Snider]

Ha ha - that was actually a good read..Pretty funny.

 

[hellfire]

Lighten up mate.

I'm hardly being "dark", it's just a terrible attempt at humour.

I'll always laugh at something that is actually funny directed at the Pies.

 

[BarneyBent]

What happened to India? They used to be cool. Before Harbajhan, RP Singh, Sharma, etc came into the side and turned it into an arrogant wankfest. Back when Tendulkar was in his 20s and embodied the gentle nature of the side. Before the BCCI started acting like it owns the ICB.

 

[jayaa01]

Joffa- GAME OVER!(Lame)

Indian fan- SEX SHOT(Lame)

About Par

 

[Jedi01]

Bangladesh are the North of international cricket

Snapped on the first response.

 

[DoubleO7]

Do you wonder why, in spite of the publicity, India consistently achieve mediocre results on the cricket pitch?

If I recall correctly, India beat Australia.

India have been in great form in ODI’s over the last year as well, losing only three matches out of 18, and the side will be looking forward to extending that form.

They've also won 1 of the two World Cups.

Do you wonder why, in spite of the publicity, Collingwood consistently achieve mediocre results on the footy field?

Yet we've won the most games and finals of all clubs of all time and sit 2nd on the premierships list with 14.

Anyway, go ahead and join this wonderful group.

 

[Invigoration]

Cool, Bay 13 is migrating

 

[Blind Turn]

a bit harsh toward India I would have thought.

 

[VelvetSledge]

I laughed at the above two responses almost as much as I laughed at the original post.



Lots.

 

[SwanBet]

pretty funny, yet some comparisons are a bit harsh.

India are hardly mediocare they may very well be the best cricket country despite being pricks.

Ishant Sharma is a gun dont question that.


Kangaroos = Canada of cricket