FTA-TV Is Glenn Jakovich the most annoying commentator EVER?

[Higs]

Der-Wayne: "How wet is it jacko?"
Jacko: "Very wet"

Brains trust right there

 

[Bell Ringer]

Der-Wayne: "How wet is it jacko?"
Jacko: "Very wet"

Reminded me of the commentary during one of the US Open finals Pat Rafter won, with Sandon Stolle providing "expert" commentary from courtside:

Commentator: What's it like down there Sandon?
Sandon: It's pretty hot.

BTW, what sort of ******ed name is "Sandon"?

 

[PalaceGun]

Sandon First name origin & meaning:

Old English: From the sandy hill

You've just greatly offended our friends from the sandy hills...

 

[1989]

Is English his second language? This bloke should not be allowed within striking distance of a microphone.

Gerard Healy must be getting sick of helping him stumble through his sentences today.

 

[SpecialComments]

Jako: "Boys it looks like Kerr has injured his LOWER left ankle"

Of course it wouldn't be his upper left ankle now would it Jako.... Absolute idiot

 

[Latro]

Well he could of had a high ankle sprain.

 

[SpecialComments]

It's actually Michael Hibbered in the side, and Alex Browne is the sub Jako... Off to a great start today, could be a very laughable one.

 

[reggie]

"Well it's atmospheric-like down here..."

Haven't even had the opening bounce yet...

 

[Gaffanator]

"Well it's atmospheric-like down here..."

Haven't even had the opening bounce yet...

That doesn't even make sense. Poor Jacko he tries so hard

 

[SpecialComments]

"I'll find out and let you know in a minute boys"

"186cms boys"

BT calling Ballantyne "the little boy from Mandurah" - just as irritating

 

[Team Mo']

"I'll find out and let you know in a minute boys"

"186cms boys"

BT calling Ballantyne "the little boy from Mandurah" - just as irritating

Love the boys does Jacko. Needs to mix it up a bit...

 

[reggie]

"Dustin Fletcher has been activated out of the game"

Hmmm...

 

[vealesy]

He confused himself when interviewing that docker after the game.

Could see in his eyes that he's running out of brain cells.

 

[Beerfish]

Years ago whilst I was at TAFE there was a big 'worksafe' poster on the classroom wall in which some comedian had decided to draw a massive penis on Jako's head. Highly immature I know but it still makes me laugh.

The other funny thing was the teacher didn't remove it, was just left there for the whole year.

My God.. we had the same poster on the minesite I used to work on and someone had done exactly the same thing to it.

He actually came up to that site when I was there a couple of years ago to give us a "presentation" on teamwork. Just turned out to be a DVD fapfest about the eagles after which he attempted to relate some footy anecdotes about how good they were when he played with them.

I don't like to think about how much BHP might have paid him for it..

Jako: "Carlton will be activating its sub, Andrew Moore."
Dwayne: "Actually, it will be Zach Tuohy. Andrew Moore is Port's sub."

How does he mess up which sub is which so much?

I think this goes to the heart of his supposed "bias". I'm not so sure it's genuine bias to the WA teams. I think it may be moreso that he simply doesn't know anything about any other team.

 

[Stronzo]

The best is when he's on 6pr's sports central.

 

[Kram]

The best is when he's on 6pr's sports central.

The funniest was a couple of years ago when he said that the Bulldogs should've recruited one of the many available key forwards during the off season. Brad Hardie then asked, well then who?? Jako then stammered and stuttered for a few seconds before replying with Ryan Murphy and some other spud who's name I can't remember.

Funny stuff.

 

[Contra Mundum]

I think he should be given a life retainer. Watching him is quality television.

 

[Paulness]

I've just read pages and pages of this golden thread but nothing beats the OP
'kicked it...........missed it'
is the funniest call, classic jako, love the man

 

[SpecialComments]

He needs to lift his work rate. It's all about work rate. If your work rate isn't there, then playing football is hard without work rate. Work rate is the key.

 

[Kram]

The OP title should be changed from most annoying to best.

 

[Beerfish]

He needs to lift his work rate. It's all about work rate. If your work rate isn't there, then playing football is hard without work rate. Work rate is the key.

He's gotta keep things generic. Be general. That's why it's all about work rate. He's gotta keep the work rate up on being general so nobody get's a chance to pin him down on something.. kicked it. Missed it.

 

[anthc]

Gerard and Derwayne were just talking about the breeze at Subiaco, Jako chimes in with "Yes it moves in a whirling sensation here umm at Pattersons Stadium"....WTF is a whirling sensation Jako

 

[The Speaker]

Gerard and Derwayne were just talking about the breeze at Subiaco, Jako chimes in with "Yes it moves in a whirling sensation here umm at Pattersons Stadium"....WTF is a whirling sensation Jako

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???

 

[vealesy]

Jako gets dizzy easily.

From the whirling sensation.

Also from being arxed questions.

 

[Beerfish]

Must need to focus more on his work rate.

Work rate.