I doubt you could prove 1 + 1 = 2
You need to get over this obsession you have with me, seek help, you'll find mental health professionals in the yellow pages. If that fails, seek out some terrorist organisations, you already know how to stalk.
Obsession? Stalking? Oh, please. You must seriously be a overly sensitive person if you can't handle a little bit of harmless banter around here.