Is there any chance Dustin Martin could smile?

[Bentick's My Man.]

I think young Dusty is a pure bluffer, you aint gonna be playing U18s next year tough man.

A bloke who perfects that hair-do every morning aint much chop. Probably sitting there in the mirror pulling the Taxi Driver scene..

 

[Syrah]

It's definitely not just you- significant resemblance there, for sure...

Yeah and the guy on the left is Luke Power.

 

[Greggy]

mmm interesting

 

[Greggy]

Yeah I noticed he doesn't smile a lot.

Question: What does this mean?









Answer: Who gives a ****!!

 

[Punt_Road_Roar]

I wouldnt smile either, there no reason to be smiling he has a job to do. Cant wait for Cousins to grab him and teach the boy all about gut running. The media will be all over that in a second connecting them through their tatts

 

[catspremiers2007]

I wouldnt smile either, there no reason to be smiling he has a job to do. Cant wait for Cousins to grab him and teach the boy all about gut running. The media will be all over that in a second connecting them through their tatts

i'm sure they'll have plenty in common.

 

[Heisenberg_]

Can you spot the difference?
One is a man the rest are boys who play like girls.
I know who I would prefer

 

[UpTheGuts]

Can you spot the difference?
One is a man the rest are boys who play like girls.
I know who I would prefer

Top stuff Coughlan.

Geez, is Watts going to kiss that other bloke?

Like something from the Brady Bunch.

 

[Heisenberg_]

I doubt we will see Martin "worried out of it" by Milne or just completly humiliated the first time he touches it like Watts was

 

[Greggy]

Can you spot the difference?
One is a man the rest are boys who play like girls.
I know who I would prefer

Brilliant!!! So true

p.s looks like the 2 melbourne girls are tickling eachothers arses.

 

[Plugger35]

I can tell you David Astbury is not smiling because of any resemblance to Jack Watts. Sure they're both highly promising key forward propositions, but Astbury is one of the smartest kids drafted and he's thinking, "I've got 'The New Plugger' behind me, 'The New Micky O' to my right, a couple of lace-out jets next and up front the result of a gentically splicing Darren Jarman with Jake the Muss. With my leadership qualities I'm going to captain this club to a flag!"

So you're saying the bloke that looks like an extra from Twilight is going to be the next Tony Lockett? Wow, you Richmond supporters really are deluded.

Mybe they should keep the pot smoking dread locked kid away from Ben Cousins, recipe for disaster

Looks like it might be too late already. That dude looks like he's coming down off the gear and hanging out for his next fix.

 

[kirbatron]

One of his mentors is this guy

 

[vonn]

cute.

 

[SS_Fury]

delidio wtf ^

 

[TheCuzEffect]

One of his mentors is this guy

 

[catspremiers2007]

One of his mentors is this guy

Mad Monday?

 

[richoatthedisco]

So you're saying the bloke that looks like an extra from Twilight is going to be the next Tony Lockett?

Not me mate, Shifter Sheehan said it. I was obviously just quoting in jest. But go read Quigley's mock draft - says he's the next 1000 goal forward.

 

[Plugger35]

Not me mate, Shifter Sheehan said it. I was obviously just quoting in jest. But go read Quigley's mock draft - says he's the next 1000 goal forward.

Mike Sheahan said it? Well that would probably explain a lot.

I must admit I don't know much about that Twilight bloke, well nothing really, but 1000 goal full forwards are pretty rare. Nothing like putting pressure on a kid at the start of his career.

 

[doddy87]

The guy has just realised his life long dream, to do what he was "born to do" and he can't even crack a smile?

I guess I wouldn't be smiling either if I was drafted to Richmond...

LOL at OP Melbourne are the biggest joke in the AFL! dont worry your number one draft pick is actually a tigers supporter anyway so he will probably jump ship when your team merges with west sydney... Im sure your draft picks are over the moon about joining your charity case of a club!

 

[richoatthedisco]

Mike Sheahan said it? Well that would probably explain a lot.

Shifter = Kevin Sheehan, AFL Youth Talent Manager or somesuch. I'm sure Mike Sheahan will jump on the bandwagon once it's well and truly rolling.

1000 goal full forwards are pretty rare. Nothing like putting pressure on a kid at the start of his career.

Agreed, maybe Quigley meant to type 100 goal forward and an extra 0 slipped in there. Seems more likely.

 

[merkinboyce]

It reminds me of those try-hard metal bands who pose with really serious faces looking really tough, but we all see right through it.

This guy could be a gun player and an absolute superstar, but also has the potential to be one of the AFLs hated players who nobody really likes and ya love to see go down. But I'm sure Richmond don't really care about that if he is a star

I reckon the photo of all the recruits together is them having a giggle in the background of the tragic pose Dustin is about to pull

 

[IBleedBrownNGold]

Yeah... it's called winning a Premiership... you know?

Oh wait.

 

[Zvim]

He looks like an extra for one of those Emo Vampire movies.

 

[Shane_Mag]

Maybe Terry Wallace stole his wallet.

 

[Spluff]

Geez, is Watts going to kiss that other bloke?