Elitist rubbish.Nothing makes people do crazier things than tradition. We'll put on costumes, decorate trees, or sing on command. And we do it all for no other reason than that people have always done it. Another Australia day beckons and once again we can all get together and give each other a big hug knowing we live in such a great country during these troublesome world times. Everyone can down a pot, have a pie, cook up some snags on the barbie and have a no holds barred laugh at ourselves and anyone else for that matter Aussie style. However, that will be far from the truth on Sunday as we sadly make complete clowns of ourselves and embarrass the nation as we celebrate our version of "punch your neighbour" day.