Jeff Farmer - Describe him with haiku

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LightTower4 said:
If you watched Southpark you would have heard Mr Garrison explain it as some Indian poetry that doesn't rhyme and is totally stupid.

you would then have seen cartman use it as a weapon to totally slay anyone and everyone one. Haiku is a powerful medium my friend
 
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this can not be jeff
for according to the west
the tie knot is wrong :D
 

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ahh jeff farmer, the player i love to hate!!

he is a spineless, dirty prick!! never have and never will forgive him for what he did to michael doughty,delibrately kneening him in the face will at the bottom of a pack, and the bastard got off at the tribunal for something that deserved at least 2 games :mad:
 
While Jeff Farmer plays
For the Fremantle Dockers
I screw him missus


And as for the guy who's limerick sucked ass earlier, heres an example


There once was a man from Leeds
Who ate a packet of seeds
Great tufts of grass
Shot out his Arse
And his d1ck was covered in weeds
 

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Im friends with some of his family and have met him heaps of times. He is one of the nicest blokes i have ever met. He loves his wife and kids to bits and if you ever see him with them you would see that the media got it wrong (which they did). He always makes time for his people and is the first to help if u need it. He has a wicked sense of humour and a heart of gold.
 
sarbear said:
Im friends with some of his family and have met him heaps of times. He is one of the nicest blokes i have ever met. He loves his wife and kids to bits and if you ever see him with them you would see that the media got it wrong (which they did). He always makes time for his people and is the first to help if u need it. He has a wicked sense of humour and a heart of gold.

You should write eulogies for a living
 
crows_4_life said:
ahh jeff farmer, the player i love to hate!!

he is a spineless, dirty prick!! never have and never will forgive him for what he did to michael doughty,delibrately kneening him in the face will at the bottom of a pack, and the bastard got off at the tribunal for something that deserved at least 2 games :mad:

hey you crows_4_life
a haiku has five, seven
and five syllables

rewrite your comment in a haiku and then I might consider reading it :p
 
mdunn27 said:
While Jeff Farmer plays
For the Fremantle Dockers
I screw him missus

You wish, ducky. Everyone knows it would be you biting the pillow.

Toast dolts up in arms
Riles Weevils without trying
Makes him laugh out loud
 
lol...I didn't even realise I did that the wrong way!! ok lets have another go..

sniping wife basher
should be in prison right now
someone steamroll him!!
 
sarbear said:
Im friends with some of his family and have met him heaps of times. He is one of the nicest blokes i have ever met. He loves his wife and kids to bits and if you ever see him with them you would see that the media got it wrong (which they did). He always makes time for his people and is the first to help if u need it. He has a wicked sense of humour and a heart of gold.

Yep her running into that shop screaming for help was cause he was going to love her to bits.
 

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