Backfire Legendary Coach Chris Scott allows maggot umpires to meet with him in Geelong.

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Nice melts, bonus points for poor maths skills and fake flags.

No need to melt

 

[catscratchfever]

Nice melts, bonus points for poor maths skills and fake flags.

Stating the truth is not melting - remedial English is your future

 

[Cyclops]

Stating the truth is not melting - remedial English is your future

Haha jokes on you, remedial English was the easiest 10 years of High School for me!

How's the remedial maffs going? 10 + 0 =/=17.

 

[catscratchfever]

Haha jokes on you, remedial English was the easiest 10 years of High School for me!

How's the remedial maffs going? 10 + 0 =/=17.

4 v 3 in H2H GFs = Colonwood are Geelong’s finals bunnies. I think you’re the one that needs remedial maths as well as English.

Hope you enjoy your detention

 

[Cyclops]

4 v 3 in H2H GFs = Colonwood are Geelong’s finals bunnies. I think you’re the one that needs remedial maths as well as English.

Hope you enjoy your detention

One ahead? It's not that impressive, Carlton have us 5-1.

Everyone gets a flag off us, we'll be losing one to Freo soon no doubt.

Strangely we've still got the most flags. Most finals won. Most h&a games won. Most goals kicked. Most Daicoi.

Cmon, do some more dorky maffs, you're starting to sound like a real Hawker!

 

[frggr]

One ahead? It's not that impressive, Carlton have us 5-1.

Everyone gets a flag off us, we'll be losing one to Freo soon no doubt.

Strangely we've still got the most flags. Most finals won. Most h&a games won. Most goals kicked. Most Daicoi.

Cmon, do some more dorky maffs, you're starting to sound like a real Hawker!

Most home games, most uh racism incidents, most cheer squad identities with "interesting" pasts

 

[Lockyer24]

It isn’t surprising a 2 game loss streak is enough for the Cats to call an emergency meeting with the fluro maggots, something has gone seriously wrong with their bias to not get them over the line

 

[Triggering Tiger]

It isn’t surprising a 2 game loss streak is enough for the Cats to call an emergency meeting with the fluro maggots, something has gone seriously wrong with their bias to not get them over the line

I can see a 12th spot coming their way two years in a row!

 

[Cyclops]

Most home games, most uh racism incidents, most cheer squad identities with "interesting" pasts

Yep the most good, the most bad. We're way behind you for Dank flags.

 

[STPer18]

It isn’t surprising a 2 game loss streak is enough for the Cats to call an emergency meeting with the fluro maggots, something has gone seriously wrong with their bias to not get them over the line

Of course, we're talking The Most Successful and Most Winningest Club of the 21st Century here, when we're not winning there's generally some sort of foulness going on. Credit to the club, Chris, AFL and the umpires for identyfing it quicksmart and doing what needs to be done to rectify it.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

did you know the umpires are paying off Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

48

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

, that’s how good he is.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I've been asking for a while now but still waiting to hear what the GF score was in GeeLOL's 1879-1886 flags

 

[catscratchfever]

One ahead? It's not that impressive, Carlton have us 5-1.

Everyone gets a flag off us, we'll be losing one to Freo soon no doubt.

Strangely we've still got the most flags. Most finals won. Most h&a games won. Most goals kicked. Most Daicoi.

Cmon, do some more dorky maffs, you're starting to sound like a real Hawker!

I see your Daicii and raise you two Gabletts.

 

[Cyclops]

I see your Daicii and raise you two Gabletts.

3 Kings beats 2 aces (and a joker).

 

[catscratchfever]

3 Kings beats 2 aces (and a joker).

I’m going all in and raising you a Nablett.

 

[jannissary]

You said 12 flags IN 12 years, not 12 flags every 12 years.

If you're going to try and be a smartarse on the internet, you should have at least a basic handle on the English language.

Better yet, just don't even try to begin with. You'll avoid further embarrassment that way

I've been saying this!

I even offered to give him so tutoring so he could improve, but alas, it was not taken up.

I'm not particularly strong at mathematics however so I can't help there.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Tone, mate, how does no fine and a personal visit to offer their apologies sound? Silly spanker.

p.s. '07, '09, '11 & '22 premiership cups say hello.

Shaw, Tony. Shaw....

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Shaw, Tony. Shaw....

No one likes a snitch/nark Tones ...

 

[HairyO]

Disagree, it's a medium small club with geniuses like Mackay in support.

People say "he inherited a superb list" yeah nah he inherited a fully Danked list at the moment Bomber left with his entire chemical business but still won, and they are almost all gone, yet the performance remains.

Few players traded out of Geelong set the world on fire, but they makes heaps of project players useful. Esava, Stanley, Blicavs, Stewart, he's polished some turds and some of them into gold.

And a coterie that lets you go millions and millions over the cap while the AFL lets it happen.

US sports require tax returns to check all sources of income. AFL far too gutless to go that path.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Man, when we got screwed by the umpires not knowing that if a ball is touched that it is not a mark. We didn't even get a meeting.

We got the exact same situation in the derby when Alex Pearce

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Alex Pearce

Age

29

Ht

201cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.6

3star

K

5.2

2star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.4

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

106.3

2star

No current season stats available

D

11.0

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

6.0

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

0.8

3star

MG

103.2

2star

(charitable man), touched the ball 3 times only for it to be given a mark to Waterman.

 

[FurTheWin]

2 aces (and a joker).

That would be 3 aces, Einstein.

Please don't play cards for money.

 

[Cyclops]

That would be 3 aces, Einstein.

Please don't play cards for money.

Jokers aren't in the deck in real poker...must be Geelong garage casino thing...

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Strategy worked a treat

 

[Xtreme]

His umpire meeting backfired lolo

 

[STPer18]

Obviously loved their time at Geelong so much they'll be revisiting again next week.