Jet vs Oscar.. let the rivalry begin

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Definitely like father like son

Jets are flashy, front runners. Collingwood will put too much effort in getting him going at AFL level. He'll spend too long in development and cost them well over budget and probably never see him in action. He'll turn to drugs.

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Nickname: F-35 (Early Career) then Joint Strike Fighter (When he turns to weed after footy).

Oscar wont make it at any level of footy, he'll get soft and become the spoilt rich kid of a cashed up bogan. In his early 20s his dad will decide to cut him off from the Visy millions. He'll pressure point Oscar and dump him on the street to teach him the hard way about life.

Oscar will also be known for his grimace, when he is selling his body for his next meal 'My Own Private Idaho' style.

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Nickname: Oscar the Pouch
 

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Like that Pakastani pace bowler : ASIF

I'm going to fight the temptation of going the cheap route, and changing your name to "spooners"... damn that high ground

Little Oscar will be looking to replicate his Dad's success. The only way he can do that, is wait for Cousins to have a boy, and ride it's coattails in for a flag at West Coast too

Judd stated very clearly at the start of the year, that he will always be remembered as a West Coast player.

So will his offspring :)
 
I heard that after the birth Oscar grabbed hold of Chris' testicles very hard in some kind post-birth reflex action. Chris tried hard not to notice it though because a Judd is never found to be holding the ball.

Thanks guys, you've been a wonderful audience.
 
So who was he named after?


Great Oscars:

Wilde
Schindler
Mayer
Robertson
The motion picture Award
 
Well Jet could look to replicate his fathers success and........

...win a Brownlow and contribute to your team finishing higher than 8th? Check. Well, I guess anyone can do that... hell Woewodin even topped Judd there

Oh, wait... are you seriously attempting to troll off the back of another team's flag?

Carlton really has hit rock bottom :eek:
 

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What I'd like to know is which umpire will be Oscar's godfather?

Has Razor Ray got a son?

They could grow up together and Ray jnr could give Grouch 3 votes for 19 possessions (7 effective) in his team's humiliating 57 point loss to Collingwood in 2032.

Ray and Spudd will be sitting in the stands reminiscing as to how they systematically rorted the Brownlow voting system way back then and how it was going to happen again.
 

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Jet vs Oscar.. let the rivalry begin

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