Ken Hinkley and PAFC get in early with the excuses for failing in 2016...

[Kram]

Yeah Stinkley has no idea, terrible coach.

 

[subaru]

Yeah Stinkley has no idea, terrible coach.

I always think of Polec when I think how bad Hinkley is.

Voss crushed him at Brisbane - Ken say "come to me ... I'll look after you, Jared"

Then appoints Voss ....

 

[Jevy]

Ken's coaching in song.....


We're no strangers to losing
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna puff you up, never gonna puff you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say Shanghai
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your body's been puffing but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm puffing
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna puff you up, never gonna puff you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your body's been puffing but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

[Chorus x3]
Never gonna tear us up, never gonna tear us down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say Shanghai
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Your worst ever post, slappa

 

[Benny78]

Great Coach

 

[Vikingblood]

Great Coach

Thanks Kingy. How about a bit more detailed analysis from the War Room.

 

[relapse]

Great Coach

Obviously comedy is your forte

 

[douglyzia]

Must win game for Port this week if they are to finish 9th. Go Power!

 

[Vikingblood]

Must win game for Port this week if they are to finish 9th. Go Power!

Battle to the death to see who really owns ninth position. Expect the Paer to fire up to retain this prestigious position.

 

[Wojcinski]

Battle to the death to see who really owns ninth position. Expect the Paer to fire up to retain this prestigious position.

The puffers are looking to consolidate last years 9th placing by going back to back this year

 

[schnoods]

Will need a flogstradamus tag soon.

 

[subaru]

Trade in Toumpas and Polec
Plays them in SANFL
Upgrades Mitchell
Has top ten draft pick tall forward
Selects 30 year old with dodgy back that has only played 1 AFL game this year instead


I love this club

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

I love this club

Of course you do you would cease to exist without us

 

[subaru]

Of course you do you would cease to exist without us

You might like to think that, but you know deep down, that its not true.

Paer - the gift that just keeps on giving.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Of course you do you would cease to exist without us

Of course we would; we'd just have less knives in our back from you gutter snipes.