FTA-TV King Elvis' Married At First Sight Thread

[Run n Spread]

It's beginning to look and sound more like they're all morons in some facet. I mean, wedding episodes you get the feeling they're all shouting "if you're not in it for love (Im outta here)

Now it is evident with maybe exception of farm-mine couple that they're in it for themselves.

Here is a song for you all

Mayne and his partner are all right but probably not a good match.

Twins are OK but seem weird and the rest are not really serious.

But then again who would take it seriously? Does anyone really think the producers have their best interests at heart? Granted those on the farms etc are desperate and will give it a go but I laughed at the Psychologist babbling on about the need for couples to go through hardship (hardships they themselves personally engineered).

Too micuh is made of those Dinner Parties. Ultimately they are a bunch of strangers so who cares what they all think?

 

[dmc333]

Is anyone else missing the stripper? He was a straight up fella that wouldn't have stood for Jonesey's carry on.

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Yeah I was kind of wondering how he'd be handling it. He seemed like he'd be more with Simon and cowboy hat cause he clearly wasn't part of "da boyz krew".

 

[edgie]

No wonder why the boys stayed in and girls went out. Other way around and there would have been blues.

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[MrsEddieBetts]

Jonesy is really making a play for the MAFS Power Rankings Wooden Spoon isnt he?

For those who didnt see the episode, can someone provide a summary of what was said of Cheryl?

Nick asked where Andrew looks when he talks to Cheryl, he said "eyes" but raised his hands like he was honking boobies. He made Cheryl sound very vacuous ("when I talk, she just says yep yep but when she talks it's like, hair extensions, fake lips, fake ****, Kardashians"), made several references to the age difference, made many comments implying that Cheryl is stupid, said that he is single, that he got along better with Lauren, etc.

 

[Arden]

I'm waiting for Andy to have enough of the boy's shit and start going Hulk on their arses. You could just imagine the piss running down Anthony's exposed ankle.

 

[Bet on Blue]

I'm waiting for Andy to have enough of the boy's shit and start going Hulk on their arses. You could just imagine the piss running down Anthony's exposed ankle.

Which one is Andy? What's his partner's name?

 

[Cory]

Which one is Andy? What's his partner's name?

Andy is the tall shy guy. Vanessa

 

[Bet on Blue]

Andy is the tall shy guy. Vanessa

I thought she was his carer.

 

[BlakeyNoFlakey]

Nick asked where Andrew looks when he talks to Cheryl, he said "eyes" but raised his hands like he was honking boobies.

Nick's question proves you can take the man out of the strip club, but you can't take the strip club out of the man.

 

[Bet on Blue]

I reckon Anthony beats Nadia if she doesn't fold the hand-towels just so.

 

[StingBitten]

Andy reminds us of this bloke I used to work with. Openly buddies with everyone, then socking it to whomever he pleased behind their backs.

At first we thought it was typical management-bashing, but then we found out he got stuck into all the employees behind their backs.

It is amazing when something like this becomes open knowledge to everyone - one day he came into work and found himself excluded en masse from everything. By the end of the day he burst into tears and stormed out of the office. No one even raised an eyebrow.

 

[Bet on Blue]

Andy reminds us of this bloke I used to work with. Openly buddies with everyone, then socking it to whomever he pleased behind their backs.

At first we thought it was typical management-bashing, but then we found out he got stuck into all the employees behind their backs.

It is amazing when something like this becomes open knowledge to everyone - one day he came into work and found himself excluded en masse from everything. By the end of the day he burst into tears and stormed out of the office. No one even raised an eyebrow.

You mean Andrew? 'Jonesy'?

 

[Cruyff14]

Is anyone else missing the stripper? He was a straight up fella that wouldn't have stood for Jonesey's carry on.

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Ooo, I dunno, he was a bit of a pig too.

 

[Bet on Blue]

Ooo, I dunno, he was a bit of a pig too.

Yep. Don't miss him. Completely up himself. Dunno who could put up with him.

 

[edgie]

Yep. Don't miss him. Completely up himself. Dunno who could put up with him.

Really though was he? He wasn't looking to extend his 15m of fame. It wasn't working for him so he left. Less vain then others.

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[BlakeyNoFlakey]

It wasn't working for him so he left.

He left because he got dumped, not because it wasn't working for him. I would think he'd have been glad to get out of there as the whole thing really showed his worst character traits for all Australia to see. A total narcissist.

 

[edgie]

He left because he got dumped, not because it wasn't working for him. I would think he'd have been glad to get out of there as the whole thing really showed his worst character traits for all Australia to see. A total narcissist.

You reckon? I thought he was given some bad edits. He seemed pretty reasonable to me on the whole. Obviously has his standards but isn't a thickhead or nasty spirited.

His partner was an unemployed backpacker ffs.

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[Cruyff14]

You reckon? I thought he was given some bad edits. He seemed pretty reasonable to me on the whole. Obviously has his standards but isn't a thickhead or nasty spirited.

His partner was an unemployed backpacker ffs.

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When he said at the dinner party "This isn't what we agreed on. We said we were going to be happy and smile", it let off all sorts of controlling vibes for me.

 

[Bet on Blue]

Really though was he? He wasn't looking to extend his 15m of fame. It wasn't working for him so he left. Less vain then others.

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I respect that he left when he was supposed to. But his lifestyle looked so boring and unliveable to me. Straight-edge. Gets up, works, works out, sleep, repeat. Dinner is white rice and steamed veggies. Wants a wife who is a fitness freak like him and weighs 55kg IIRC. Just don't think he'll ever get anyone with those standards. Oh and they'd have to be cool with his stripping too.

 

[Bet on Blue]

When he said at the dinner party "This isn't what we agreed on. We said we were going to be happy and smile", it let off all sorts of controlling vibes for me.

yep red flag. All about image, appearance and control

 

[Bet on Blue]

You reckon? I thought he was given some bad edits. He seemed pretty reasonable to me on the whole. Obviously has his standards but isn't a thickhead or nasty spirited.

His partner was an unemployed backpacker ffs.

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Yeah her job lol. 'Aspring author'. Says her wedding speech is the best thing she has ever written. Nek minnit - delivers a boring speech in which the 'jokes' fall flat.

 

[Ry009]

"Build an empire" wasn't it?

Not a bad person, but certainly moving the needle on the flog-o-meter.

 

[edgie]

I respect that he left when he was supposed to. But his lifestyle looked so boring and unliveable to me. Straight-edge. Gets up, works, works out, sleep, repeat. Dinner is white rice and steamed veggies. Wants a wife who is a fitness freak like him and weighs 55kg IIRC. Just don't think he'll ever get anyone with those standards. Oh and they'd have to be cool with his stripping too.

He found Scarlett attractive. What he said about his physical preference was probably just his perfect ideal. Reality is he wasn't that judgemental.

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[edgie]

When he said at the dinner party "This isn't what we agreed on. We said we were going to be happy and smile", it let off all sorts of controlling vibes for me.

It did but she couldn't handle her drink much either and starting putting him down to the girls.

Scarlett 4 Jonesy?

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[Arden]

I respect that he left when he was supposed to. But his lifestyle looked so boring and unliveable to me. Straight-edge. Gets up, works, works out, sleep, repeat. Dinner is white rice and steamed veggies. Wants a wife who is a fitness freak like him and weighs 55kg IIRC. Just don't think he'll ever get anyone with those standards. Oh and they'd have to be cool with his stripping too.

That's the life he chooses to live and he isn't hurting anyone else by doing so. If he wants to try and find someone who wants to share that lifestyle, good luck to him.

Better than the condescending experts telling him that he needs the opposite of that in his life. I'd rather be a straight edged gym junkie with two jobs than an unemployed, delusional 30 something, who lives with her mother and wants to travel on someone else's dollar.