Family & Relationships Kyle Sandilands is dating Lara Bingle

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she is a sociopath and a pathetic human being. So is he. Great couple for about 6 months before the inevitable. What sort of pathetic lowlife can only date "famous" people? Gold-diggers and insecure ****sticks, that's who.

I agree with the publicity stunt angle btw.

As for Lara and her attractiveness: she is a moron. A complete ****ing moron. I don't care how hot a chick is, if she opens her mouth and says stupid things, she turns fugly. I am completely unattracted to her.

Having said that, yes, I would **** her once, but I'd definitely try and blow in her hair

:D lol
 
Refer to my age bracket and probability "do her" table...

16 to 22 - defo 90%
23 to 30 - 65%
30 to 35 - 60%
36 to 40 - 65%
40 to 50 - 85 %
50 to 60 - 96%
60 + - 99.99999%

Can't argue with maths

In other news the homosex brackets have come in;

16 to 22 - def 10% homosex's
23 to 30 - 35%
30 to 35 - 40%
36 to 40 - 35%
40 to 50 - 15%
50 to 60 - 4%
60+ - .000001%

yep anyone that wouldn't stick it in her is a homosex
 
I tend to agree with him though. Compare her to Jennifer Hawkins for example. One is beautiful with class the other is much less visually appealing with a horrific public persona. Honestly, she's such a tragic attention seeker. This makes her ugly.

She's not beautiful enough to not care about her personality. She needs the extra help ;)

Posts like this make me go a big rubbery one...
 

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Nope sorry nicky, you're jealous that she's much more attractive than what you are. I don't care if she's a Jezebel or if she has the worst personality in the world. None of that detracts from her physical beauty. Your criteria for evaluating her is utter bullshit to justify your jealousy. Fair enough if she isn't your type, but to point blank call her ugly is crap.

When was the last time you heard a guy say, 'oh he's so ugly.'

Oh and if tragic attention seeking is a pre-requisite for ugliness, then you must be the Huntchback of Notre-Dame.


OMG, why does this topic affect you so much that you have to get so personal to put me in a position where i can't even defend myself. There's nothing i can say here, damned if i do, damned if i don't.

I'm not jealous of her, my alibi being that I find lots of girls beautiful, like my latest "she is extremely hot" is christina hendricks. Please explain to me, why, if i'm disabled by jealousy because i'm so ugly, do i find christina hendricks so incredibly hot?

Lara bingle comes across as sticky and looks like she'd smell. On top of that, whenever she's in the spot light its because she's seduced someone elses husband or cheated on her fiance. I don't find her beautiful, she is definitely physically attractive, but her persona makes her grosse.
 
OMG, why does this topic affect you so much that you have to get so personal to put me in a position where i can't even defend myself. There's nothing i can say here, damned if i do, damned if i don't.

I'm not jealous of her, my alibi being that I find lots of girls beautiful, like my latest "she is extremely hot" is christina hendricks. Please explain to me, why, if i'm disabled by jealousy because i'm so ugly, do i find christina hendricks so incredibly hot?

Lara bingle comes across as sticky and looks like she'd smell. On top of that, whenever she's in the spot light its because she's seduced someone elses husband or cheated on her fiance. I don't find her beautiful, she is definitely physically attractive, but her persona makes her grosse.

U-G-L-Y you aint got no alibi you ugggly.
 
A few guys in here don't think she's attractive. It's because they're jealous of her right? I don't find that pic that Nads posted attractive. Therefore I am jealous of her. Nice logic.
 
A few guys in here don't think she's attractive. It's because they're jealous of her right? I don't find that pic that Nads posted attractive. Therefore I am jealous of her. Nice logic.
No. They don't find her attractive because they aren't attracted to her. Not because she is ugly. There's nothing wrong with not being attracted to somebody. Bingle isn't the sort of girl who I'm attracted to, but that doesn't mean she is ugly.
 
Ok this is obviously, for some reason, a touchy subject for you. I'll leave you to believe I'm jealous of her because I don't find Lara Bingle pretty. It's all about personal opinion - I don't see how you can't see that.
 
Ok this is obviously, for some reason, a touchy subject for you. I'll leave you to believe I'm jealous of her because I don't find Lara Bingle pretty. It's all about personal opinion - I don't see how you can't see that.
It's not that touchy. I just hate hearing ugly girls call hot girls ugly*. It annoys me.

*not calling you ugly, just a general statement.
 
People like to make you wrong when you don't agree with them. The excuse that we must be jealous is too easy not to use.

Not true though. I really do not find lara bingle attractive. In saying that, i know she's physically attractive but for me, calling someone attractive needs more than just the physical.

She doesn't have the X factor. I have known quite a few physically attractive guys who because they lack the 'x' factor they don't do very well with the ladies.

My point before saying "she's not hot enough to not care about her personality is true" - in their hay day, britney spears and jessica simpson needn't have cared about their personality because they were so hot. Lara isn't there.
 
Lance and Nicky pretty much sum up my thoughts.

Lara.... I'd get just as much enjoyment from punching you in the face as I would from ****ing you.
 

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We all know a $lut personally we would hit that has done quiet a few guys. We know bingle has done fev, clarke and who else is there? Let us be real- michael clarke would be a shit root, boring, bad strike rate and finishes early. I have faith in lara's box not being that damaged. She is only considered a $lut for what 2-5 guys that we know of whereas your average $lut we would know has probably done 15+.

It's not a matter of "she doesn't appeal to me/she's dumb/ she's a $lut. It is a matter of fulfilling every man's obligation to do a famous female that is decent looking.
 
there's only one reason she should be opening her mouth, and it's not to speak.

Same applies for hot chicks who smoke. Filthy, filthy habit. If I come across such a broad she immediately drops a couple of notches in ranking, no matter how juicy she may be.

Should be putting their mouths to good use and smokin' pole, not tobacco.
 
Same applies for hot chicks who smoke. Filthy, filthy habit. If I come across such a broad she immediately drops a couple of notches in ranking, no matter how juicy she may be.

Should be putting their mouths to good use and smokin' pole, not tobacco.

I don't know if its just me or has the population of young women smoking increased over the year or so? Looking on facebook and also around me, whenever girls drink or head out (which is every weekend) they're smoking. In all their photos they have a cigarette. Not sure if it's because they think its fashionable or what. A lot of these girls are quite pretty as well. I wonder if they realise they wont be looking like that anymore in a few years time!
 
People like to make you wrong when you don't agree with them. The excuse that we must be jealous is too easy not to use.

Not true though. I really do not find lara bingle attractive. In saying that, i know she's physically attractive but for me, calling someone attractive needs more than just the physical.

She doesn't have the X factor. I have known quite a few physically attractive guys who because they lack the 'x' factor they don't do very well with the ladies.

My point before saying "she's not hot enough to not care about her personality is true" - in their hay day, britney spears and jessica simpson needn't have cared about their personality because they were so hot. Lara isn't there.
I think the point is mainly that the assessment 'would/would not hit' for a guy is pretty much solely based on the bolded.

I agree with you, she comes across as a skanky, duplicitous and vacuous woman who I would run a mile from dating. However, would hit.
 
I think the point is mainly that the assessment 'would/would not hit' for a guy is pretty much solely based on the bolded.

I agree with you, she comes across as a skanky, duplicitous and vacuous woman who I would run a mile from dating. However, would hit.

The truth has been spoken.
 
I don't know if its just me or has the population of young women smoking increased over the year or so? Looking on facebook and also around me, whenever girls drink or head out (which is every weekend) they're smoking. In all their photos they have a cigarette. Not sure if it's because they think its fashionable or what. A lot of these girls are quite pretty as well. I wonder if they realise they wont be looking like that anymore in a few years time!

my tutor yesterday said that female smmoking in aus was up significantly, males smoking was marginally down
 
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I think the point is mainly that the assessment 'would/would not hit' for a guy is pretty much solely based on the bolded.

I agree with you, she comes across as a skanky, duplicitous and vacuous woman who I would run a mile from dating. However, would hit.

For those who don't know the meaning, I'll save you the time

"Given to or marked by deliberate deceptiveness in behavior or speech"

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/duplicitous
 

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