What's green, got six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A pool table!
A pool table!
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Lame Jokes Part 2
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Where does Spiderman go when he needs some information?
The web.
The web.
What did the policeman say to his stomach?
You're under a-vest
You're under a-vest
The nudist was acquitted of indecent exposure because nobody could pin the wrap on her.
A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, "What's this about?"
The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?"
The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?"
The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His hand slipped.
His hand slipped.
The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.
RedmanWasHere
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RedmanWasHere
Rarely in kitchens at parties.
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I'd tell you a joke about clocks but it's a waste of time.
RedmanWasHere
Rarely in kitchens at parties.
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I'd tell you a joke about memory but I've forgotten it.
RedmanWasHere
Rarely in kitchens at parties.
- Aug 23, 2010
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- Essendon
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Not a single like, I thought this was gold
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What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10pm ?
She goes home !!
She goes home !!
WAFLfan1969
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What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotapus
Lickalotapus
pebblestone
Former Child
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Can't believe I'm posting this, but the male equivalent?
Megasauras
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fssssssshhhhhh.
A: Fssssssshhhhhh.
Q: What do you get when a brown chicken has sex with a brown cow?
A: Brown chicken brown cow (answering in sing-songy 'bow chicca bow now').
A: Brown chicken brown cow (answering in sing-songy 'bow chicca bow now').
Two Popes walk into a bar.
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Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco.
Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take
Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take
