I went to see a house earlier with period features.
My wife hates it when I call her that...
My wife hates it when I call her that...
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Lame Jokes Part 2
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I'm reading a good book about alzheimers. One of the reviews on the back reads "I found this book supprisingly.....in the fridge!"
Another I'm reading is about Parkinsons. The review on the back says "After an initial shaky start, I found this book very difficult to put down!"
Another I'm reading is about Parkinsons. The review on the back says "After an initial shaky start, I found this book very difficult to put down!"
- Oct 9, 2003
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I got talking to a girl in the pub last night. Turns out we have a lot of similar interests. Such as My Chemical Romance...
... or Rohypnol, as I call it
... or Rohypnol, as I call it
"Are you from America madam?"
"You think I am American just because I am a little overweight?"
"No madam, it's because this is Tesco and we don't sell guns."
"You think I am American just because I am a little overweight?"
"No madam, it's because this is Tesco and we don't sell guns."
"Wallet," I said patting my trouser pocket. "Keys, mobile, passports."
"What about the kids?" shouted my wife.
The house is well ablaze now!"
"What about the kids?" shouted my wife.
The house is well ablaze now!"
Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?
In case they had a hole in one.
In case they had a hole in one.
What's the difference between driving in golf and driving a car?
When you drive a car you don't want to hit anything.
When you drive a car you don't want to hit anything.
The person who invented the door knock won the no-bell prize
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Enough with the cripple jokes!...I just can stand them.
To the guy who invented zero: Thanks for nothing!
Mississippi gave Missouri an New Jersey, so what did Delaware?
I don't know, Alaska.
I don't know, Alaska.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?
"I don't wanna be Obama self."
"I don't wanna be Obama self."
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.
The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.
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Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
He worked it out with a pencil.
WAFLfan1969
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What books do Owls like?
Hoot-dunnits
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Nightowl likes this... of course..
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What is an Owls favourite subject?
Owlgebra
Owlgebra
WAFLfan1969
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Why did the Parrot wear.a raincoat ?
He wanted to be Polly Unsaturated !!
He wanted to be Polly Unsaturated !!
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Bloke walks into a bar and says "can I have 10 whiskeys?"
Bartender says "10 "
Bloke " yes I've just had my first b_ow job"
Bartender "and you are celebrating"
Bloke "nah trying to get the taste out of my mouth"
Bartender says "10 "
Bloke " yes I've just had my first b_ow job"
Bartender "and you are celebrating"
Bloke "nah trying to get the taste out of my mouth"
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Why can't you hear a Psychiatrist use the toilet?
Because the P is silent
Because the P is silent
Andonis1997
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that's truly lame
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It's supposed to be..that's truly lame
