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I just quit my job at the donut shop.
I was fed up with the hole business.
I was fed up with the hole business.
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Lame Jokes Part 2
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Went on a tinder date recently with a woman who was blind. We ended up going back to her place and while having sex she said I had the biggest penis she had ever experienced.
I said youre pulling my leg!
I said youre pulling my leg!
A mate of mine says he is getting into training deer for racing.
He's always looking for a quick buck....
He's always looking for a quick buck....
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I'll tell you what, shovels might be a ground breaking invention but garden fences are often overlooked.
Heres a Christmas joke:
If you have a snowball in your left hand and a snowball in your right hand… what do you have?
Frosty’s full attention.
If you have a snowball in your left hand and a snowball in your right hand… what do you have?
Frosty’s full attention.
Strong username to joke correlation
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Rarely in kitchens at parties.
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I used to be a cavator.
Now, I'm an excavator.
Now, I'm an excavator.
Had the neighbours knock on my door last night at 3am.....Couldn't believe it!
Luckily I was still up playing my bagpipes.
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Luckily I was still up playing my bagpipes.
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I dreamt last night that Disco was making a comeback.
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.....
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The moment I knew I was approaching fatherhood was when my mum (who has really weird insecurities ) asked me if her nose looked like a lightbulb.
I said no, of course not, but it does look like your lips have a great idea.
I said no, of course not, but it does look like your lips have a great idea.
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I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
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I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it's just a bug that's going around.
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Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But catscan.
But catscan.
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How can you tell when a comic farts?
Something smells funny.
Something smells funny.
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In 2021 I didn’t do a marathon. I didn’t do one in 2022, 2023, or 2024, either.
This is a running joke
This is a running joke
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You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany,
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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally.
They always take things literally.
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?
A receding hare-line.
A receding hare-line.
I went to the kleptomaniacs self-help group last week.
Unfortunately, all the seats were taken.
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Yeah my good friend suffers from Kleptomania.
I said.."You should take something for that"
I went to the Kleptomaniacs awards, where I took first, second and thrid prize. I didn't win any.
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Thats just shocking man.
I have kleptomania too but when it gets bad I just take something for it .
so many spreadsheets and not once did i feel excelled
