Lame Jokes Part 2

[Andrewy]

I just quit my job at the donut shop.

I was fed up with the hole business.

 

[GETSOMENUTS]

Went on a tinder date recently with a woman who was blind. We ended up going back to her place and while having sex she said I had the biggest penis she had ever experienced.
I said youre pulling my leg!

 

[GETSOMENUTS]

A mate of mine says he is getting into training deer for racing.
He's always looking for a quick buck....

 

[Andrewy]

I'll tell you what, shovels might be a ground breaking invention but garden fences are often overlooked.

 

[GETSOMENUTS]

Heres a Christmas joke:


If you have a snowball in your left hand and a snowball in your right hand… what do you have?
Frosty’s full attention.

 

[BigLefty]

Heres a Christmas joke:


If you have a snowball in your left hand and a snowball in your right hand… what do you have?
Frosty’s full attention.

Strong username to joke correlation

 

[RedmanWasHere]

I used to be a cavator.

Now, I'm an excavator.