Lame Jokes Part 2

[worbod]

There was a fight in my local fish and chip shop the other day. Six flakes were battered.

 

[Andrewy]

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder.

“That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”

 

[Billy ray]

I got attacked by 3 blokes last night but managed to knock one out

Probably wasn't the best time for a wank but it could have been my last

 

[Andrewy]

A man at a funeral walks up to the widow and says, "Mind if I say a word?"
She says, "Please do".
He says "bargain."
She says, "Thanks, that means a great deal."

 

[Billy ray]

A man at a funeral walks up to the widow and says, "Mind if I say a word?"
She says, "Please do".
He says "plethora."
She says, "Thanks, that means a lot."

 

[GreyCrow]

Im dying with these funeral jokes

 

[worbod]

Im dying with these funeral jokes

I laughed so hard at these funeral jokes I started coffin.

 

[Andrewy]

I’m reading a horror story in braille.

Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.

 

[worbod]

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder.

“That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”

I have heard a variation of this joke:

A boy/girl is showing his/her friend around their shed at home. The child points to a small ladder and says:
"This is my stepladder. My real ladder left home when I was a small child."