Let's go through all the evil, shit things Carlton have done

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Me? Well, one of the shit things I've done is root a Blues supporter. I didn't realise she was one until after the deed was done when she handed me a brown paper bag and asked me for $5,000.
 
Me? Well, one of the shit things I've done is root a Blues supporter. I didn't realise she was one until after the deed was done when she handed me a brown paper bag and asked me for $5,000.



arghhh.........How could you stoop so low?



Wash you mouth out!
wait, wut?
 
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I'll have a crack at it:


*3 wooden spoons in 5 years
*Worst performed club of the decade
*2 presidents on criminal charges
*Sanctioned for cheating the salary cap
*Accused of tanking for draft picks
*Rape allegations from their own president
*Under counter payments to players
*Choked in every finals match this century
*Statistically worse than a dying Fitzroy
* Pratt's pricefixing woes
* Elliot's salary cap rorting and subsequent penalties
* Elliot's sexual hush money accusations
* Accusations of rape amid a botched police investigation
* Pagan's whole tenure
* Coaches not talking to each other
* The club going broke
* Wealthy supporters refusing to bail us out because they didn't like the administration
* Fev, Houlihan, a fire extinguisher and a dry cleaner
* Fev meets dildo
* Fev rides again, the return of the dildo
* Norman and Angwin - a buzz around training
* Norman and Angwin - what's yours is mine, especially if you are not home
* Norman - thinking of turning my house into a condominium
* Board leaks
* Fev leaks
* Wooden spoon
* Wooden spoon II
* Wooden spoon III
* Keeping up with the Whitnall's
* Stevo admits he was basically drunk for the first couple of years
* Scotland altercation with a woman
* Tanking allegations
* Libba tanking allegations
* Fev suspended after insipid Freo performance and off field altercation
* Fevvy Does Ireland
* Fevy Does the Brownlow
* Teague driving transgression
* Walker driving transgression
* Judd pressure point suspension
* Police caught taking Betts ... to jail
* Robinson allegations
* Fev altercation with casino security late at night
* Walker and underwear king Houla takes on Crown as well
* Force feeding a new rookie alcohol on a cruise
* Setanta gives Cloke the boot
* We give Fev the boot
* Collingwood win the 2010 Premiership (That's just for me)

Yeah I know, only scratched the surface

Fev is Brissy and Dane Swan is a convicted criminal.
All other shit on your list is Collingwood feral crap, but you missed the drunk driver one you flog.
 
The worst thing is that we are the most successful club in AFL/VFL history. 16 prems and more wins that the bummers.

That burns inside all you feral ****-ers
 
Top thread and yes, carltank are pure scum.

They tried to get rid of Sydney in the early 90s when we were struggling, by offering to play all their away games at the SCG and their home games at princess park. The tanking cheats would have worn a 1cm by 1cm swans emblem on their shorts as a compensation for killing off the swans. They are scum.

Collingwood put a stop to this out of their hatred of carlton.


they also tried to kill fitzroy and north



how anyone could barrack for a club like carlton i can never understand...shit stain of a club
 
Fev is Brissy and Dane Swan is a convicted criminal.
All other shit on your list is Collingwood feral crap, but you missed the drunk driver one you flog.
Thanks :thumbsu:




* 3 wooden spoons in 5 years
* Worst performed club of the decade
* 2 presidents on criminal charges
* Sanctioned for cheating the salary cap
* Accused of tanking for draft picks
* Rape allegations from their own president
* Under counter payments to players
* Choked in every finals match this century
* Statistically worse than a dying Fitzroy
* Pratt's pricefixing woes
* Elliot's salary cap rorting and subsequent penalties
* Elliot's sexual hush money accusations
* Accusations of rape amid a botched police investigation
* Pagan's whole tenure
* Coaches not talking to each other
* The club going broke
* Wealthy supporters refusing to bail us out because they didn't like the administration
* Fev, Houlihan, a fire extinguisher and a dry cleaner
* Fev meets dildo
* Fev rides again, the return of the dildo
* Norman and Angwin - a buzz around training
* Norman and Angwin - what's yours is mine, especially if you are not home
* Norman - thinking of turning my house into a condominium
* Board leaks
* Fev leaks
* Wooden spoon
* Wooden spoon II
* Wooden spoon III
* Keeping up with the Whitnall's
* Stevo admits he was basically drunk for the first couple of years
* Scotland altercation with a woman
* Tanking allegations
* Libba tanking allegations
* Fev suspended after insipid Freo performance and off field altercation
* Fevvy Does Ireland
* Fevy Does the Brownlow
* Teague driving transgression
* Walker driving transgression
* Judd pressure point suspension
* Police caught taking Betts ... to jail
* Drunk driving
* Pratt cheating on his wife and fathering kids all over the world.
* Pratt cheating (full stop).
* Robinson allegations
* Fev altercation with casino security late at night
* Walker and underwear king Houla takes on Crown as well
* Force feeding a new rookie alcohol on a cruise
* Setanta gives Cloke the boot
* We give Fev the boot
* Collingwood win the 2010 Premiership (That's just for me)
 

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* 3 wooden spoons in 5 years
* Worst performed club of the decade
* 2 presidents on criminal charges
* Sanctioned for cheating the salary cap
* Accused of tanking for draft picks
* Rape allegations from their own president
* Under counter payments to players
* Choked in every finals match this century
* Statistically worse than a dying Fitzroy
* Pratt's pricefixing woes
* Elliot's salary cap rorting and subsequent penalties
* Elliot's sexual hush money accusations
* Accusations of rape amid a botched police investigation
* Pagan's whole tenure
* Coaches not talking to each other
* The club going broke
* Wealthy supporters refusing to bail us out because they didn't like the administration
* Fev, Houlihan, a fire extinguisher and a dry cleaner
* Fev meets dildo
* Fev rides again, the return of the dildo
* Norman and Angwin - a buzz around training
* Norman and Angwin - what's yours is mine, especially if you are not home
* Norman - thinking of turning my house into a condominium
* Board leaks
* Fev leaks
* Wooden spoon
* Wooden spoon II
* Wooden spoon III
* Keeping up with the Whitnall's
* Stevo admits he was basically drunk for the first couple of years
* Scotland altercation with a woman
* Tanking allegations
* Libba tanking allegations
* Fev suspended after insipid Freo performance and off field altercation
* Fevvy Does Ireland
* Fevy Does the Brownlow
* Teague driving transgression
* Walker driving transgression
* Judd pressure point suspension
* Police caught taking Betts ... to jail
* Drunk driving
* Robinson allegations
* Fev altercation with casino security late at night
* Walker and underwear king Houla takes on Crown as well
* Force feeding a new rookie alcohol on a cruise
* Setanta gives Cloke the boot
* We give Fev the boot
* Collingwood win the 2010 Premiership (That's just for me)
How original, penned by ODN, a carlton mod. Copyright
 
Thanks :thumbsu:




* 3 wooden spoons in 5 years
* Worst performed club of the decade
* 2 presidents on criminal charges
* Sanctioned for cheating the salary cap
* Accused of tanking for draft picks
* Rape allegations from their own president
* Under counter payments to players
* Choked in every finals match this century
* Statistically worse than a dying Fitzroy
* Pratt's pricefixing woes
* Elliot's salary cap rorting and subsequent penalties
* Elliot's sexual hush money accusations
* Accusations of rape amid a botched police investigation
* Pagan's whole tenure
* Coaches not talking to each other
* The club going broke
* Wealthy supporters refusing to bail us out because they didn't like the administration
* Fev, Houlihan, a fire extinguisher and a dry cleaner
* Fev meets dildo
* Fev rides again, the return of the dildo
* Norman and Angwin - a buzz around training
* Norman and Angwin - what's yours is mine, especially if you are not home
* Norman - thinking of turning my house into a condominium
* Board leaks
* Fev leaks
* Wooden spoon
* Wooden spoon II
* Wooden spoon III
* Keeping up with the Whitnall's
* Stevo admits he was basically drunk for the first couple of years
* Scotland altercation with a woman
* Tanking allegations
* Libba tanking allegations
* Fev suspended after insipid Freo performance and off field altercation
* Fevvy Does Ireland
* Fevy Does the Brownlow
* Teague driving transgression
* Walker driving transgression
* Judd pressure point suspension
* Police caught taking Betts ... to jail
* Drunk driving
* Robinson allegations
* Fev altercation with casino security late at night
* Walker and underwear king Houla takes on Crown as well
* Force feeding a new rookie alcohol on a cruise
* Setanta gives Cloke the boot
* We give Fev the boot
* Collingwood win the 2010 Premiership (That's just for me)



Great list :thumbsu:

You forgot
*Pratt cheating on his wife and fathering kids all over the world.
*Pratt cheating (full stop).

Keep going
 

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