News Lions involved in mad Monday incident.

[Caiphus]

Not enough dramatic slow-mo, but would watch again. Two thumbs up.

 

[Smokeyr67]

Most people thought that was actual footage.

And they'll vote tomorrow...

 

[Harris Specter]

Hmm, if he was facing the other way, how would he know if Rich was doing the "flexing and showing off his muscles"?

So many holes in this story it's hilarious. Gotta admit, Today Tonight did a great job of potraying everything in a negative stance.

And they also wasted a kebab. It had onions!

 

[Rally]

I was genuinely laughing during most of the story.

 

[John]

Hmm, if he was facing the other way, how would he know if Rich was doing the "flexing and showing off his muscles"?

So many holes in this story it's hilarious. Gotta admit, Today Tonight did a great job of potraying everything in a negative stance.

And they also wasted a kebab. It had onions!

This is typical of the bludging media. Millions are starving and they waste food.

 

[Jas_epi421]

hope he enjoyed his 15 minutes of fame
#standbyrich haha

 

[Skoob]

Yeah was literally about to say that I totally want a kebab for dinner now. Craving it bad.

Funny you say that, Tairy Greene could really go a Daniel.

 

[Harris Specter]

Got to watch more fantastic goals by Rich, so I can't complain.

 

[Angus72]

Exclusive Today Tonight footage of Rich flexing his muscles

 

[Rowallan Lion]

After watching that crap, is it any wonder that I watch 'Get Smart' at 6.30?

A disgraceful report, and to top it off, they couldn't even give details of the Lions response..."You can see the Brisbane Lions response on our website."

 

[Lion for Life]

Does anyone know where I can get vision of that story, want to watch for the laughs

 

[Skoob]

"My car had broken down the previous week so I was catching public transport, which isn't easy being in a wheelchair. I had had a tough day at work so I decided to shout myself a cab home," Mr Partridge said.

Lie. He has to catch a cab because he has been done for driving without a licence.

"I had the chance to brace, turned around and said, 'What the f--- are you doing, you c---?' Then all his mates chipped in with, 'in your face, wheelchair'."

Ah, didn't he just say "I never had a chance to say or do anything"?

Seems like a real stand up guy.

 

[Mavlions1961]

Lie. He has to catch a cab because he has been done for driving without a licence.
Ah, didn't he just say "I never had a chance to say or do anything"?

Seems like a real stand up guy.

Spot on Skoob, your first statement shoots the whole story down.

 

[Caiphus]

Does anyone know where I can get vision of that story, want to watch for the laughs

will be on the today tonight website soon enough.

 

[Droppa Brogan]

A Current Affair claims they saw Daniel Rich flee the scene in a Hitler costume,riding a flaming midget whilst torturing an ethnic puppy. Damning stuff

 

[jackess]

This kebab is delicious. #standbykebabs

 

[Skoob]

A Current Affair claims they saw Daniel Rich flee the scene in a Hitler costume,riding a flaming midget whilst torturing an ethnic puppy. Damning stuff

Actually, the way those 2 shows play off each other with opposing stories, I hope ACA do a story on glory hunting scumbags defaming sports people for 15 minutes of fame and a payout.

 

[mINORITY]

Most people thought that was actual footage.

True. Sad, but true.

 

[Happy_Neale]

This just in, Daniel Rich sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

 

[James North]

I guess it's good that store isn't a Superchicken anymore ... throwing an alleged chicken would carry more weight than an alleged kebab.

 

[T Factor]

I guess it's good that store isn't a Superchicken anymore ... throwing an alleged chicken would carry more weight than an alleged kebab.

There has to be a KFC Boy gif in that....

 

[Betty Noir]

They've just released an excerpt of the CCTV:

Someone's in trouble.

 

[QueenslandRoo]

Really? I can understand that, after all it is a very disturbing act (if it occured the way it is being reported), but kicking him out would not in any way hinder his football career, he'd just get picked straight up by another club and play consequence free football next year.

Better to keep him in the fold, educate (and sanction) him and let him face the embarrasment of having to front up to his team mates in the pre-season. His punishment other than that will come in a court of Law if the charge is proven

Educate? This is a trend in modern society that, frankly, I find hilarious.

Educate him?

"Daniel, we need to put you in a class room and explain a few things about what is and what is not appropriate in relation to the way we treat the differently-abled.

"It is clear you tipped the poor man out of his chair because you had never been educated not to. You are a victim here, just as much as our handicapped, er, differently-abled friend.

"The duty of care to you was never met. That duty to tell you things your parents and grandparents instinctively knew but that, somehow, your generation simply does not know without 'education'.

"So let's begin. First Daniel, you need to know that people in wheelchairs are in wheelchairs because they cannot walk. Can you imagine what it would be like to not be able to walk? That's right. It would be very sad. And then, Daniel, to be tipped out of the chair onto your ass - how do you think that would feel? No. No. You CAN'T smash the guys who tipped you out of the chair Daniel because, remember, you're in the chair because you can't walk. That's right. You can't walk at all. No you can't hop Daniel. No, not even a bit.

"Look Dan, let's try to focus here. Our wheel-chair bound friend is already sad because he has no use of his legs and then you come along and tip him on his ass. How do you suppose that might make him feel?

"Good Daniel, good. More sad. Excellent.

"You really are doing very well here. Why don't we call it a day and reconvene next week when we'll talk about how it might feel to lose your spot in a taxi rank."

He needs education? Seriously? God help us!

 

[lionshine]

Educate? This is a trend in modern society that, frankly, I find hilarious.

Educate him?

"Daniel, we need to put you in a class room and explain a few things about what is and what is not appropriate in relation to the way we treat the differently-abled.

"It is clear you tipped the poor man out of his chair because you had never been educated not to. You are a victim here, just as much as our handicapped, er, differently-abled friend.

"The duty of care to you was never met. That duty to tell you things your parents and grandparents instinctively knew but that, somehow, your generation simply does not know without 'education'.

"So let's begin. First Daniel, you need to know that people in wheelchairs are in wheelchairs because they cannot walk. Can you imagine what it would be like to not be able to walk? That's right. It would be very sad. And then, Daniel, to be tipped out of the chair onto your ass - how do you think that would feel? No. No. You CAN'T smash the guys who tipped you out of the chair Daniel because, remember, you're in the chair because you can't walk. That's right. You can't walk at all. No you can't hop Daniel. No, not even a bit.

"Look Dan, let's try to focus here. Our wheel-chair bound friend is already sad because he has no use of his legs and then you come along and tip him on his ass. How do you suppose that might make him feel?

"Good Daniel, good. More sad. Excellent.

"You really are doing very well here. Why don't we call it a day and reconvene next week when we'll talk about how it might feel to lose your spot in a taxi rank."

He needs education? Seriously? God help us!

Was this mean't to be funny?

 

[QueenslandRoo]

Was this mean't to be funny?

Not as funny as the serious suggestion that the perpetrator needs 'education'!