Lions smash Melbourne in important lead up game

[Duritz]

In an all important, season defining hit out at the Rapedome yesterday, the Brisbane Lions smashed a disappointing Melbourne outfit, reports Duritz and everyone who knows what they are talking about.

The Lions were well undermanned, but with a virtual seconds side in managed to annihilate the Demons by 29 points, eased down.

This win augers badly for the cellar dweller Demons, who have tanked, cheated and cried poor to their members for many years now in a useless bid for success. That bid has landed them laughable jokes like Jack Watts, and mercenaries like future GWS captain Tom Scully. Yes, sad, isn't it.

Coach Dean Bailey may have said after the game that the Demons were "insipid, and in for a poor year based on today's game."

Victorious coach Michael Voss was pleases with the efforts of his baby Lions, as they continue their ascent into greatness.

 

[Shawt]

Someone has been watching too much Fox News

 

[chefmeister]

This win augers badly for the cellar dweller Demons, who have tanked, cheated and cried poor to their members for many years now in a useless bid for success.

lol, only winning by 29 points over this rabble predicts even worse for teh Carrara Bears...
Tally-ho Vossy...

 

[Dazb86]

We beat freo while missing 12 of our best 22. LOL FREO ARE GUNNA BE SHIT AGAIN.

 

[lionaround]

When Andrew Raines manages to tag out your young gun Scully, then there is definitely some pain going to be felt this season for the Dees. Tough times ahead indeed, may as well just start tanking again for the priority pick this year.

 

[Gus]

We beat freo while missing 12 of our best 22. LOL FREO ARE GUNNA BE SHIT AGAIN.

Count again.

Hudson, Cross, Minson, Ward, Murphy. They all played. 4 of those 5 are best 22 (not including Minson who is 50/50). But for the purpose of this we will say they are all best 22.

We were missing closer to 17 than 12.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

it certainly does auger badly for Melbourne, given how monumentally shit the Lions are.

Very, very worrying signs for the Range Rovers

 

[KardiniaPark]

When Andrew Raines manages to tag out your young gun Scully, then there is definitely some pain going to be felt this season for the Dees. Tough times ahead indeed, may as well just start tanking again for the priority pick this year.

haha lionaround

 

[Bigeasy]

Count again.

Hudson, Cross, Minson, Ward, Murphy. They all played. 4 of those 5 are best 22 (not including Minson who is 50/50). But for the purpose of this we will say they are all best 22.

We were missing closer to 17 than 12.

I heard the Doggies had 23 of their best 22 out.

 

[Charlie Sheen!]

In an all important, season defining hit out at the Rapedome yesterday, the Brisbane Lions smashed a disappointing Melbourne outfit, reports Duritz and everyone who knows what they are talking about.

The Lions were well undermanned, but with a virtual seconds side in managed to annihilate the Demons by 29 points, eased down.

This win augers badly for the cellar dweller Demons, who have tanked, cheated and cried poor to their members for many years now in a useless bid for success. That bid has landed them laughable jokes like Jack Watts, and mercenaries like future GWS captain Tom Scully. Yes, sad, isn't it.

Coach Dean Bailey may have said after the game that the Demons were "insipid, and in for a poor year based on today's game."

Victorious coach Michael Voss was pleases with the efforts of his baby Lions, as they continue their ascent into greatness.

Hey bro, who's your dealer?

 

[royboy2]

Jack Watts enjoyed the game though

 

[Gus]

I heard the Doggies had 23 of their best 22 out.

Nah mate, that is next week. Maybe you guys will get within 70 points now.

Inb4 Norf vs Dogs shitfight.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Since when was 20 points a smashing?

 

[Charlie Sheen!]

Since when was 20 points a smashing?

It factors in this terrestrial realm.

 

[Schulzenfest]

We beat a top 4 team last year by 14 goals. Suck on that, rest of the competition!

 

[Dazb86]

When Andrew Raines manages to tag out your young gun Scully, then there is definitely some pain going to be felt this season for the Dees. Tough times ahead indeed, may as well just start tanking again for the priority pick this year.

haha lionaround.

 

[Digby Morrell]

We beat a top 4 team last year by 14 goals. Suck on that, rest of the competition!

hhmmmm. . only they didnt field a top 4 side did they?

 

[Schulzenfest]

Your sarcasm detector needs re-tuning.

 

[whelan=legend]

it certainly does auger badly for Melbourne, given how monumentally shit the Lions are.

Very, very worrying signs for the Range Rovers

I've hit panic stations mate.

I mean with Frawley, Green, Davey, Trengove, Grimes, Garland, Jurrah, McKenzie, Bartram all best 22 players missing (including pretty much our whole backline) it looks like we have 0 room for improvement.

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Our bitches.

 

[Duritz]

Since when was 20 points a smashing?

It was 29 points, and it was the ease with which we did it. Daniel rich was at his future brownlow winning best, and Andrew raines dominated as a tagger, shutting down GWS Scully magnificently. This, without leuey, brown, drummond among many others.

 

[Bender_]

I heard Jack Watts was so upset by the loss that in a fit of rage he smashed his snow globe collection, causing a shard to get caught in his hair and he'll be out for 5 weeks.

I also know a checkout girl at a Coles where Scully shops and she reckons that he's been loading up on falafel and asking for their empty cartons.

Not looking good.

 

[RedLegs#5]

Oh Duritz, if only anyone cared about you as much as you care about Melbourne, you'd maybe not be so lonely and create such attention seeking sad little threads.

I love you pal...don't worry. MWA!

 

[laguna]

Two very ordinary football sides,both will finish in the bottom 4.

 

[Reardo]

Two very ordinary football sides,both will finish in the bottom 4.

You're just shitty because we'll get better draft picks.

Don't worry, I'm tipping you blokes to start tanking around Round 11 when it becomes apparent that the finals aren't an option this year.

 

[Axel.]

I've hit panic stations mate.

I mean with Frawley, Green, Davey, Trengove, Grimes, Garland, Jurrah, McKenzie, Bartram all best 22 players missing (including pretty much our whole backline) it looks like we have 0 room for improvement.
Our bitches.

Garland, Bartram and McKenzie are all spuds and shouldn't be in anyone's 22. It doesn't really matter if you're whole backline was missing mainly because most of the goals were coming from our superior young goal kicking midfielders.

Brisbane were missing several stars from their team. Brown, Drummond, Leui, Polec, Banfield, Harwood just to name a few. Much better players than the spuds you named.