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[Amber Guzzler]

I've never lost a conversation against someone who knows nothing about football.

I still haven't.

Every tried arguing against yourself?

Rd 3 - you got belted against the team that are currently 3. You didn't kick a goal in the second half. Mick was ready to have a bitch, you had to travel as far as Etihad.

Round 3, we played a team that beat EVERY other team last year. There wasn't a team that St Kilda didn't beat in 2009. We played them on their home ground, a ground Freo plays on more often than we do.

If you think St Kilda was an easier option for us than the Crows at AAMI, who we've beaten the last 3 times we've played there, you've got rocks in your head. If that's your best, then I'd quit while I was behind if I were you.

 

[TIME IS NOW]

Is that the best you can do? Surely if you had a valid point you'd be able yo articulate it a little better than that.

Collingwood's record against the Crows at AAMI is pretty good. They haven't beaten us there in our last 3 encounters. And I can't remember when the last time Sydney beat us. St Kilda on the the other hand, well they had it over us for a while up until last w/e.

Who said anything about the dogs? What about Geelong. If we played WCE at Subi instead of Geelong, and the Crows at AAMI instead of St Kilda, our draw would be much easier, and you'd have nothing to complain about. You're more than welcome to disagree, but you'll look like a complete moron who knows nothing about the game.

I said Swans at SCG not ANZ where they play 3 times.

 

[Catch 22]

Every tried arguing against yourself?

Round 3, we played a team that beat EVERY other team last year. There wasn't a team that St Kilda didn't beat in 2009. We played them on their home ground, a ground Freo plays on more often than we do.

If you think St Kilda was an easier option for us than the Crows at AAMI, who we've beaten the last 3 times we've played there, you've got rocks in your head. If that's your best, then I'd quit while I was behind if I were you.

Facts vb afforder. Why don't you listen

I repeat:

Rd 3 - you got belted against the team that are currently 3. You didn't kick a goal in the second half. Mick was ready to have a bitch, you had to travel as far as Etihad.

Rd 4 - Beat a team that weren't in the finals in '09 - oh, in Melbourne. At your home ground.

Tough fixture this one.

 

[Catch 22]

Rd 5. - The annual game that nobody outside of the Collingwood RSL gives a rats fat about. The Collingwood RSL won. Doesn't matter, Jizzler has already said Essendon are crap and don't count.

Distance travelled fron Eddie's place = 0. Five rounds and zero zero travelling.

Damn these fixtures and the way they hate Collingwood. DAMN THEM AND DAMN THEM TO HELL!!!! don't they know who we are??

 

[Catch 22]

Rd 6. - I HATE the AFL. Carlton at our home ground just when Juddy's getting back into form. Not on. Thank the great one that it was a home game.

Heads gotta roll.

Waiting Jizzler?? (That's 6 in Melbourne). Damn this travel thing that the AFL have made us do. DAMN THEM.

 

[Amber Guzzler]

Facts vb afforder. Why don't you listen

Because you're not making sense. Collingwood got belted by a team that has beaten us on our last 4 encounters, including 2 finals matches. The beat every team in 2009. You're claiming that us playing them gives us an advantage over playing a side (the Crows) who hasn't beaten us at their home gorund since 2006.

I know you think you're making sense, but all I'm seeing it WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Here, suck on this:

Rd 4 - Beat a team that weren't in the finals in '09 - oh, in Melbourne. At your home ground.

Tough fixture this one.

At THEIR home ground. Where would you have the game played? Darwin? Tasmania? New Zealand? Mars?

Now go tell your mummy your nappy needs changing.

EDIT: BTW, the Melb game was round 2, not 4.

 

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Rd 7. - North Melbourne at the G. That's frigging outrageous. We are invincibble, we are the Justin Bieber of the V (Sorry) the AFL. How dare they even think we would bother turning up.

**** them. Jeez, playing them at our home ground. **** them and **** carey.

Collingwood distance travelled in 7 rounds = 0.

Follow footy for a couple more seasons before you post jizzler.

 

[Amber Guzzler]

Rd 7. - North Melbourne at the G. That's frigging outrageous. We are invincibble, we are the Justin Bieber of the V (Sorry) the AFL. How dare they even think we would bother turning up.

**** them. Jeez, playing them at our home ground. **** them and **** carey.

Collingwood distance travelled in 7 rounds = 0.

Follow footy for a couple more seasons before you post jizzler.

For someone whose team plays Richmond, Carlton, WCE, North, and Sydney twice, you sure have a lot of sand in your vagina.

 

[Catch 22]

For someone whose team plays Richmond, Carlton, WCE, North, and Sydney twice, you sure have a lot of sand in your vagina.

Just summarising your season.

I've only covered your seven rounds at home.

It wasn't long after this that Michelle Malthouse got on the rags about the draw.

Just tune in.

 

[Catch 22]

Rd 8: You're frigging joking. Someone has to bloody rolll for this!! PERTH?? Where the **** is that. We're Collingwood, we don't go to foreign bloody countries. There might be brown people there.

Beat Freo on an 8 v 6 day break.

 

[Amber Guzzler]

Just summarising your season.

I've only covered your seven rounds at home.

It wasn't long after this that Michelle Malthouse got on the rags about the draw.

Just tune in.

The Docklands isn't our home. You play there more than we do. If that's our home, then it must be yours too, and you have 18 home games a year also.

 

[TIME IS NOW]

Rd 8: You're frigging joking. Someone has to bloody rolll for this!! PERTH?? Where the **** is that. We're Collingwood, we don't go to foreign bloody countries. There might be brown people there.

Beat Freo on an 8 v 6 day break.

Plus conveniently given the Friday night game. Fremantles only for the season until round 22 where that fixture is also a disgrace.

Allows Collingwood to be back home for the weekend and get enough rest before their journey to the MCG again.

Just about every other game is on Sunday at Subiaco.... but not for Collingwood.

 

[Amber Guzzler]

Rd 8: You're frigging joking. Someone has to bloody rolll for this!! PERTH?? Where the **** is that. We're Collingwood, we don't go to foreign bloody countries. There might be brown people there.

Beat Freo on an 8 v 6 day break.

What drugs are you on?

Sat 8th May
Collingwood Vs North Melbourne.
Brisbane Lions Vs Failmantle

Frid 14th May
Failmantle Vs Collingwood.

Both had a 6 day break. You really need to clean the sand out of your vagina, it' seeping into your arse and affecting your brain.

 

[Amber Guzzler]

Plus conveniently given the Friday night game. Fremantles only for the season until round 22 where that fixture is also a disgrace.

Allows Collingwood to be back home for the weekend and get enough rest before their journey to the MCG again.

Just about every other game is on Sunday at Subiaco.... but not for Collingwood.

WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! We had to play Collingwood on a Friday night, and they kicked sand into our vagina for 4 quarters.

 

[Catch 22]

Rd 9:

Collingwood got belted by a team that people respect for ability, fairness and all round enjoyment of the way the game should be played (Placed 2 on the ladder).

Geelong 12.14 86 v Girlie Bits 6. 14 50 at MCG

Jizzler, I think at this point I should remind you that this is technically an away game because the thought of travelling to Geelong is just out of the question.

Away 1 - How the **** did that happen??? We were supposed to win. Anderson showed us 6 months ago. We would play 8 out of our first 9 at home and we would kick arse. ARSE KICKING!! Those were his words. He said Eyebrows guaranteed it??

Best get Mick have a whinge. That'll show how downtrodden we are!!!

 

[Catch 22]

Rd 10:

Mick's girl's travel north in the same time zone and promptly get their arses handed to them on a plate like '02 & '03.

The nation celebrates. Mick moans and Nathan takes notice.

 

[Amber Guzzler]

Rd 9:

Collingwood got belted by a team that people respect for ability, fairness and all round enjoyment of the way the game should be played (Placed 2 on the ladder).

Geelong 12.14 86 v Girlie Bits 6. 14 50 at MCG

And unlike your pathetic mob, we have to play them twice this year, while you get to play WCE twice. I'm still failing to see the advantage to Collingwood here. You like to lose, don't you.

the thought of travelling to Geelong is just out of the question.

Well Mr sandy vagina, you should ask Geelong why they prefer to play us at the G. Like Sydney/Homebush, the reason we play Geelong at the G is because they request it.

And how may I ask does this equate to n advantage for us, when they beat us?

Away 1 - How the **** did that happen??? We were supposed to win. Anderson showed us 6 months ago. We would play 8 out of our first 9 at home and we would kick arse. ARSE KICKING!! Those were his words. He said Eyebrows guaranteed it??

Best get Mick have a whinge. That'll show how downtrodden we are!!!

Didn't I tell you to get your nappy changed. The shit's piling up so high it's starting to come out of your mouth.

 

[Catch 22]

Rd 11:

Collingwood again have to travel half a kilometre up the road. This time they again have to face the team that is currently 5th. This fixture is bloody unbearable. Fifth team. Twice. Weren't heads supposed to roll rounds ago???

Eddie goes on radio. 9 games in Melbourne out of our first 11 is outrageous. We requested 11.

They jag a win.

 

[Catch 22]

Rd 12:

After travelling a couple of hundred metres Nathan's mob almost got beaten by the worst team in the comp. Mick moans: we only get them twice a season.

Arena Score: Mick's Girls Home: 10 Mick's Girls Away 2: Mick's Bitching: 12

 

[Amber Guzzler]

I find it amazing that with all the home ground advantages the AFL gives freo, they've only ever won one finals game. Why is that? Every other interstate side has won a flag in that time, yet freo's record in finals stands at a pathetic 1 win 3 losses.

Freo supporters are quick to point out the fact that they have to travel 11 times a years, and how the AFL wont let them play every game at Subi. But they fail to mention that the other 5 clubs in the league who play under these exact conditions have all won a premiership in that time, while freo can barely win a finals match.

What a pathetic bunch of sooky-lala excuse makers. I can't wait to play them in the final, but I don't think they'll make it that far. Finishing 5th, they'll need to win at least 2 finals matches in a row before they meet the Pies. Obviously this is beyond them.

 

[Catch 22]

I find it amazing that with all the home ground advantages the AFL gives freo, they've only ever won one finals game. Why is that? Every other interstate side has won a flag in that time, yet freo's record in finals stands at a pathetic 1 win 3 losses.

Freo supporters are quick to point out the fact that they have to travel 11 times a years, and how the AFL wont let them play every game at Subi. But they fail to mention that the other 5 clubs in the league who play under these exact conditions have all won a premiership in that time, while freo can barely win a finals match.

What a pathetic bunch of sooky-lala excuse makers. I can't wait to play them in the final, but I don't think they'll make it that far. Finishing 5th, they'll need to win at least 2 finals matches in a row before they meet the Pies. Obviously this is beyond them.

Yeah whatever.

Rd 13:

Beat Sydney in Sydney.

95% of footy supporters wonder why it isn't at the SCG like where we all have to play.

Win for Collingwood, Jizzler jumps on board. Loss for AFL credibilaty.

Mick moans. Nafan listens.

 

[Catch 22]

Rd 14:

Hyperbolic chambers out in force.

Have to travel. West Coast at Etihad. Let's form teams and keep it together. Etihad, we've overcome this before and we'll overcome it again. Etihad. Not so scary.

Travelled 50 metres won by a shitload. Pretty much what we'll do in a week or so.

Count: Home: 11 Away 3

 

[Amber Guzzler]

Yeah whatever.

Good comeback. Just Brilliant. Be honest, mummy helped you with that one, didn't she.

 

[Amber Guzzler]

Rd 14:

Hyperbolic chambers out in force.

Have to travel. West Coast at Etihad.

Etihad stadium, failmantle's home away from home.

 

[Catch 22]

Etihad stadium, failmantle's home away from home.

Rd 15:

**** this. We have to go to Adelaide. What currency do they use? Is Eddie on the radio over there. Does Coach write a column?? This sucks. Why do we have to play overseas.

Collingwood win.

H 11 A 4