Roast Luke Meehan Departs Richmond

[Coach_Required]

Ok, what do we reckon was Louie's best piece of work in the last couple years?

- Lynch foot 2023/hammy 2024. Masterful work keeping our most important player on the sidelines that long. Masterful
- Bauer hammy on debut, 1st quarter!! Louie was even caught grinning after the poor kid was subbed out! Unbelievable
- Ross foot stress fracture after having already played 8 games in 2024??? WTF
- Mate Colina the 8 game wonder. 4 years contracted!! 8 games! He don't give a f*ck who you are!
- Gibcus 2023 hammy. Had to send this c*nt to Qatar!! Louie had NFI
- Campbell Gray hammy. 4 goals in his first game in the Richmond system and he's gone for 8 f*ckin weeks!!
- Lefau ACL. Oh look! A promising second/third tall. Not under my watch says big Louie. GONE
- Grimes back injury. Early retirement for you Dyl, go play some golf or something. Thanks for your service!
- Tom Brown shoulders. Needed surgery all year but Louie sent this poor campaigner out there every week! No sympathy
- Pickett calf. Getting close to 100 for F/S are we Marlion?? Not so fast campaigner. RETIRE on 90!
- Hopper countless soft tissue. Louie replaced this blokes legs with tissue paper and sewed him back up week after week!
- MRJ ankle. Oh you thought you were finding some form and progression Maurice? BANG Louie strikes again

The best in the business. Goodbye Louie.

Definitely the Lynch injury. Killed 2 seasons.

Never forget when the club released footage of Lynch on the zero gravity cross trainer and we saw him getting off and looking absolutely ****ed as he limped away. Really did look like they amputated his leg.

To turn a broken foot into a season ending hammy also takes a special talent.

Vale Louie.

 

[djspank]

Is Louie responsible for our VFL boys going down as well? These guys are 38 hr a week boys and have a full time job and a few were sidelined. You missed Clarke as that was a classic act of negligence and lack of duty of care.
I'm really worried the club could have a future Class action against them for negligence as you could see the outcome before the event.

Theories of negligence in sports-related injury cases

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Juddy is the one that makes me the most angry. Not sure if that was a Louie job but whoever made to call to send him back on after having just done his ACL can piss off as well.

 

[SouthernStripes]

Is Louie responsible for our VFL boys going down as well? These guys are 38 hr a week boys and have a full time job and a few were sidelined. You missed Clarke as that was a classic act of negligence and lack of duty of care.
I'm really worried the club could have a future Class action against them for negligence as you could see the outcome before the event.

Theories of negligence in sports-related injury cases

Many different theories of negligence have arisen over the years in litigation concerning injuries sustained during contact sports. These theories are limited only by the innovative thought processes of skilled attorneys.

us.humankinetics.com

The Clarke one was truly bizarre. Ripper goal though

 

[voorhees]

the Judson injury should make everyone angry..pure stupidity putting the kid back out on the ground.
for the sake of a early round VFL game!

 

[A Tiger 4 lyf]

Bit of a reach to put the ACLs on this ****er


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[Tiger2709]

We getting Stephen Dank?

Its still working for the Cats, why not?

 

[Sir_Loin]

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Hahaha second best comedic movie of all time I watched this again just the other day

 

[lumpinee]

Has applied for a job at the slaughter house and was accepted immediately

 

[Drunken Wookie]

The new CEO fired Meehan?
Don't think so.

its been reported on his first day dunne walked in the door at swinburne centre ignored all greetings and extended hands, strode briskly down the hall towards the physio area, located louie pointing and laughing at a bunch of xrays and suplexed him through a massage table.

 

[smasha]

is it just me...or is this guys head far to big for his body

He has a giraffe's neck.

 

[Livonski]

its been reported on his first day dunne walked in the door at swinburne centre ignored all greetings and extended hands, strode briskly down the hall towards the physio area, located louie pointing and laughing at a bunch of xrays and suplexed him through a massage table.

Yeh, that part is true.
But he didn’t sack him.

 

[Sir_Loin]

Yeh, in the end injuries killed us, and by injuries its more like the injury of Lynch. Having Jack not even being able to jump 30cm off the ground and still be triple teamed showed how easy we were to defend. No targets inside 50 that are any threat to the opposition just has such a massive cascading effect on the team

• Midfielders win the ball but then second guess themselves going forward as your goal starts to become don't let the defenders intercept it rather that actually find a target.
• Ball doesn't come to ground as much, so small forwards struggle.
• Opposition defenders can intercept and rebound quickly which puts pressure on your transition defence which as an ageing team really tests our fitness to cover the ground
• Backline then struggles as the ball comes in quickly and from good angles which leaves you exposed.

Absolutely. Cats are the same as non-Vic teams. Genuine home ground gets you a few extra home and away season wins if you're decent which then makes it easier to make it the finals, but then MCG tenants get the advantage in finals.

This year if the Cats lose 1 extra game and they are sitting 7th. 2 extra games they are in the 8 on percentage. Having a genuine home ground that's an odd size which most teams have very little experience in gives them AT LEAST a couple extra wins a year.

Now they are still run well and keep themselves as a good competitive team year after year which is incredibly hard to do, but that advantage lets them consistently seperate from the pack of those non-flag contenders trying to make finals. So instead of sometimes just making the 8, sometimes just missing, they instead make finals most of the time and sneak into the top 4 regularly. I think their record in finals shows that too.

And the fixture they got. Holy moly.

And I refuse to use “draw” when it comes to the scheduling of games. Especially when it comes to the handbaggers this year. It’s a total fix-ture.

But the media will never call it out. I wish for once one commentator would call it out the advantage they have. Won’t happen.

 

[TigerImposter]

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[TigerImposter]

Yeh, that part is true.
But he didn’t sack him.

Do you have proof of this or are you just making it up? I reckon he was sacked by the way Dunne spoke and unless you have other evidence indicating the contrary i say hogwash to your post.

 

[SunshineBoy]

Add Kane Lambert

23

Kane Lambert

Age

32

Ht

178cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.7

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

10.2

5star

M

3.7

4star

T

3.5

5star

G

0.6

4star

D

17.3

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

9.6

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

3.1

4star

G

0.5

4star

D

10.6

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

4.6

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.2

3star

to the list of departures

 

[Hoos]

Add Kane Lambert to the list of departures

He joining Dimma too?

 

[SunshineBoy]

He joining Dimma too?

Yep

 

[Truetiger]

Yeh, that part is true.
But he didn’t sack him.

Most organisations offer you to resign rather then sack you. That’s what i believe happened here.

 

[Hoos]

Yep

I heard a rumour that Dimma was going to recruit someone that wasn't associated with Richmond.

Only a rumour at this stage.

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

Must have been the biggest party ever when news of Louies departure was made known...

 

[Steely Brown Eye]

Burgess to Carlton is the rumour
Dunne asleep at the wheel

 

[Sol23]

Is he sacked yet or what. ****ing joke

 

[Groupie_]

Burgess to Carlton is the rumour
Dunne asleep at the wheel

we dont want the campaigner , knocked us back when we were on the verge of a dynasty

I doubt we'd go down that path again after that

 

[rfctigerarmy]

Rumour is we're getting Luke Meehan's brother, Louie Meehan

 

[Groupie_]

Rumour is we're getting Luke Meehan's brother, Louie Meehan

has his bro gone a miss ?