lyrics,the good ,the bad,the ugly.

[ShereKahn]

This is bad and ugly.

"Wake me up before go-go
dont leave me hanging on like a yo-yo"

Wham

Thats more offensive than ol' George giving himself a treat in a public toilet.
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"Ye choose and ye do not choose! What talk is this of choosing? By the Bull that I killed, am I to stand nosing into your dog’s den for my fair dues? It is I, Shere Khan, who speak!"

 

[Mobbs]

Harper Valley PTA! Oh dear.

Deary, deary.

Deary, deary me.

(Those weren't lyrics, just my reaction).

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I was prayin' last night when an angel broke the line.
said 'I'm gonna have to put you on hold for a time'.
I said 'Hold like hell. Let me talk to the boss.'
He said 'sorry shrunken sinner its the boss' day off.'
And I realised then that the wages of sin was two bucks an hour and workin' weekends.

I was ignorin' the thief who was lashed to the cross.
He said 'help me get this son-of-a-bitch off.'
I said 'I would if I could, but I can't, se I won't.'
He said 'Well I wouldn't want you messin' your hair up, so don't.'
And I realised then that the wages of sin was all the lumber you could carry, all the nails you could bend.'

Mary, Mary Magdalene, how bout a date.
You been wasting your time stayin' up real late.
Your boyfriend's dead, the word is you're a whore.
Just about then I heard a knock on my door.
And I realised then that the wages of sin,
was a bad a reputation and too many friends.

(Wages Of Sin - The Rainmakers)


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Hallowed be thy Roy

 

[jod23]

Any lyrics by the great american poet Jim Morrison were just awesome!

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I can handle the fighting, its the affection i cant stand and i dont mind us talking just dont try to touch my hand.

 

[Funk Bunny]

Mobby - may I commend you on your bravery at admitting you know the lyrics of Harper Valley PTA - I'm all for denial there.

I've thought of another cracker of song, no denying knowledge of this one :

The Radiators

"You got me steaming at a 100 degrees
Each time I see you I grow weak in the knees
You bring me under
You send me over
But best of
Though I love
You give me head, you give me head"

Only an Aussie band could sing such a delicate song. Of course there is the classic Oz rock song, more endeared for the lyrics not in the song :

The Angels

"AM I EVER GOING TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN ?"

Well theres my share of the pub songs for your viewing pleasure.

 

[Mr Ripper]

Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wang Chung tonight

 

[Mobbs]

ahhh the Chungers :

Feels like I'm crucified.
Still I'm not satisfied.
(Wang Chung - Praying to a new God)

The world in which we live is peopled,
by people who,
f**k, s**t, screw everybody, swear, don't care, are seen everywhere and write about each other.
(Wang Chung - The world in which we live)

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Talking to your conscience on the telephone.
It's a one-way conversation with the dial tone ...
... beaten to submission at the point of a sword.
Running uphill backwards with the rebel horde.
(Schnell Fenster - White Flag)


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Hallowed be thy Roy

 

[Grendel]

Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
fish heads fish heads, eat them up, yum.

Ask a fish head anything you want to,
they wont answer they cant talk.

Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
fish heads fish heads, eat them up, yum.

I took a fish head out to see a movie,
didnt have to pay to get it in.

Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
fish heads fish heads, eat them up, yum.

They cant wear sweaters, they dont play baseball,
theyre not good dancers they cant play drums.

Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
fish heads fish heads, eat them up, yum.

rolypoly fisheads are never seen drinking cappuccinos in italian restaurants with oriental women.........YEAH.....

Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
fish heads fish heads, eat them up, yum.

Have no idea whatsoever who sang it, but i did have it on tape for years......

 

[Darky]

"You got your balls to the wall man
Balls to the wall
You got your balls to the wall man
Balls to the wall
BALLS TO THE WALL

Let's plug a bomb in everyone's ass
They don't keep us alive"

Sung by arguably the ugliest frontman in heavy metal history, Udo Dirkschneider (yes uglier than Lemmy from Motorhead). Sounded constipated when he sang it, looked constipated in the video. Check it out if any of you have the Beavis and Butthead episode with that clip in it. True classic. Ball-breaking riff, dare I say it!

 

[ShereKahn]

Originally posted by Grendel:
Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
fish heads fish heads, eat them up, yum.

Have no idea whatsoever who sang it, but i did have it on tape for years......

A quick search on napster came up with
Dr.Demento as the "artist"(?) who recorded
this classic piece of music.
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"Ye choose and ye do not choose! What talk is this of choosing? By the Bull that I killed, am I to stand nosing into your dog’s den for my fair dues? It is I, Shere Khan, who speak!"
Rudyard Kipling

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by ShereKahn:
A quick search on napster came up with
Dr.Demento as the "artist"(?) who recorded
this classic piece of music.

Also did the legendary song "Dead Puppies"

Dead Puppies aren't much fun...

 

[Mobbs]

I have a music video clip on casette here that lists Fishheads as sung by Barnes & Barnes.

Grouse, grouse song!

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Hallowed be thy Roy

 

[Mr Ripper]

Oh Mickey, you´re so fine
You´re so fine you blow my mind,
Hey Mickey, hey Mickey

 

[jod23]

Anyone ever seen that movie CB4 with there hit song "Sweat on my Balls" LOL

Funny Movie.

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I can handle the fighting, its the affection i cant stand and i dont mind us talking just dont try to touch my hand.

 

[Daphne]

A song about a little boy in an orphanage, I remember a couple of friends used to play this over and over and bawl their heads off (we lived in the country and had little else to do some days)
I'm nobodys child I'm nobodys child
just like a river I;m running wild
nobody wants me I'm nobodys child
nobody loves me i'm nobodys child

and then it goes on to say how a couple came to pick out a child and they passed over him and picked someone else

Three Stars
Look up in the sky up towards the South (North)? there are three bright stars brightly shining fourth they shine fooooor you they shine form me da da da da forget, I think this song is about the big boppa andGene Vincent and Buddy Holly I think.

Can anyone remember a song by Tommy Roe called Oh Heather Honey?

 

[35eye]

Spinal Tap

The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

 

[jod23]

So close no matter how far
Couldnt be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters

I never opened myself this way
Life is ours we live it our way
All these words i just dont say
And nothing else matters

Trust i seek and i find in you
Everyday for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters

Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
And i know


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I can handle the fighting, its the affection i cant stand and i dont mind us talking just dont try to touch my hand.

 

[magpie_joffa]

Check out the words to this one,wow i just love dudes that can sit down and write this stuff and then write the music.

Rolls and flows of angel hair
ice cream castles in the air
feather canyons everywhere
i've looked at clouds that way but now they only block the sun
they rain they snow on everyone
so many things i would've done
but clouds got in my way

i've looked at clouds from both sides now
from up and down and still somehow
it's clouds illusions i recall
i really dont know clouds at all

moons and junes and ferris wheels
the dizzy,dancing way you feel
as every fairy tale comes real
i've looked at love that way
but now it's just another show
leave'em laughing when you go
but if you care,dont let em know
dont give yourself away

tears and fears and feeling proud
say i love you right out loud
dreams and schemes and circus crowds
i've looked at life that way
but now old friends are acting strange
they shake their heads and say i've changed
but something's lost when something's gained
livin everyday

i've looked at life from both sides now
from win and lose and still somehow
it's life's illusions i recall
i really dont know life at all.

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I got music runnin'in my brain,Ev'ry song with it's own kind of meaning,Cleanse the soul and wash away the pain,Baptized by the song that you're singing,Canta libre,Canta la vida,siempre conmigo,cante libre, Neil Diamond

 

[Mr Ripper]

But I can´t be late
´Cause then I guess I just won´t get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made

Manic Monday, The Bangles (1986)

 

[Tom FC]

When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so f(%^ing special
But I 'm a creep
I 'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so f*%^ing special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

She's running out again
She's running out
She run, run, run run
Run

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so f&*%ing special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here

Best lyrics in my opinion.

Worst would have to be Liam Gallagher's song 'Little James' off Oasis' last album.

 

[Funk Bunny]

Something about a red neck :

Hardly ever saw Grandaddy down here
He only come to town about twice a year
Buy 100 pound yeast and some copper line
Everybody knew that he made moonshine

Steve Earl Copperhead Road

 

[Mobbs]

In 1814 we took a little trip,
all on the Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans,
and we caught the bloody British at the town of New Orleans.

We fired our guns but the British kept a-comin'.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began a-runnin',
down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

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Hallowed be thy Roy

 

[Bloodstained Angel]

From the best selling, runaway Number One Smash Hit of 1973 (true)

Our Father
Who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done
On Earth as it is in Heeeeaaaavvveen !

 

[Bernie]

Alf,

Sounds like Mr. Burdon - he of the bad complexion - after having one too many little pills. A long way from the Tyne.

Something for Dan24 ..

Karma Police,
Arrest this man
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He' s like an untuned radio.

This is also a fertile ground for crazed C&W song titles - like the classics They don't make Jews like Jesus anymore and You broke my heart so I busted your jaw etc etc

 

[magpie_joffa]

hey i loved that one mobbenfuhrer.

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In'65 tension was running high at my high school,There was a lot of fights between the black and white,There was nothin you could do,Two cars at a light on a saturday night in the back seat there was a gun,words were passed in a shot gun blast,Troubled times had come to my hometown

 

[Pessimistic]

Originally posted by ShereKahn:
This is bad and ugly.

"Wake me up before go-go
dont leave me hanging on like a yo-yo"

Wham

Thats more offensive than ol' George giving himself a treat in a public toilet.


The infamous sun had a headline in BIG letters on the front page the next day

"Zip me up before you go"