Backfire Made a cuckold of a Melbourne supporter last night

[DavoTheDasher]

I'm up in Sydney for work at the moment and was out with the boys last night when I ran into this absolute glamour at the bar. Started chatting away and she drops that she is engaged and is getting married in May.

Took this as a sign to move on and keep scouting the field. About 2 hours later she comes and gets me and says I don't usually do this but Davo lets get out of here. Take her back to my hotel and gave her the greatest minute and a half of her life.

Get up this morning and put on a port training singlet to go for a run and she sees and we get talking about footy. She reveals her husband to be is a mad demons fans.

It had me thinking is there a supporter base that more embodies everything their team stands for than melbournes cucks and their spineless beta footy team

 

[Morganashlee]

Starburns_ time to start a made up stories thread.

#whereisherbike

 

[NorthernLights]

So you've gone from $900 suits to Port training gear? Tough times?

 

[Sprout]

Did the hotel have $6000 beds?

 

[Brutalitops]

Cool?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Divvy. Technically all Port fans were cuckolds when they watched the Dees **** their side last week. Along with Richmond the past 2 years davothedasher's

 

[Good_Old]

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[Rhys Cooyou]

It was Mardi Gras last night.

You weren't running in a funny motion this morning were you?

 

[DaVillaBlues]

I'm up in Sydney for work at the moment and was out with the boys last night when I ran into this absolute glamour at the bar. Started chatting away and she drops that she is engaged and is getting married in May.

Took this as a sign to move on and keep scouting the field. About 2 hours later she comes and gets me and says I don't usually do this but Davo lets get out of here. Take her back to my hotel and gave her the greatest minute and a half of her life.

Get up this morning and put on a port training singlet to go for a run and she sees and we get talking about footy. She reveals her husband to be is a mad demons fans.

It had me thinking is there a supporter base that more embodies everything their team stands for than melbournes cucks and their spineless beta footy team

 

[DavoTheDasher]

Starburns_ time to start a made up stories thread.

#whereisherbike

Somebody is mad coz no self respecting man would go near a Collingwood supporters smelly box

 

[DavoTheDasher]

Divvy. Technically all Port fans were cuckolds when they watched the Dees **** their side last week. Along with Richmond the past 2 years davothedasher's

Was your mrs in Sydney last night

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Starburns_ time to start a made up stories thread.

#whereisherbike

Or 'stupid shit J'aides says'.

 

[Combathorse]

Go back to /pol/

 

[Wosh]

 

[DavoTheDasher]

Go back to /pol/

What is /pol/

 

[DavoTheDasher]

Melbourne supporters reaction to seeing their Mrs be tuned by an Alfa male

 

[David Schwarz]

I'm up in Sydney for work at the moment and was out with the boys last night when I ran into this absolute glamour at the bar. Started chatting away and she drops that she is engaged and is getting married in May.

Took this as a sign to move on and keep scouting the field. About 2 hours later she comes and gets me and says I don't usually do this but Davo lets get out of here. Take her back to my hotel and gave her the greatest minute and a half of her life.

Get up this morning and put on a port training singlet to go for a run and she sees and we get talking about footy. She reveals her husband to be is a mad demons fans.

It had me thinking is there a supporter base that more embodies everything their team stands for than melbournes cucks and their spineless beta footy team

Bullshit, as there is no night life in Sydney

I bet you looked great wearing your $900 suit in your Formula 1 hotel room though

 

[Beats28772]

Divvy. Technically all Port fans were cuckolds when they watched the Dees **** their side last week. Along with Richmond the past 2 years davothedasher's

Haven't you noticed NAB Challenge achievements mean nothing. Oh wait that's right, it is your greatest AFL achievement this millennium

 

[DavoTheDasher]

Bullshit, as there is no night life in Sydney

I bet you looked great wearing your $900 suit in your Formula 1 hotel room though

Casino is open and the bars there are pretty pumping

 

[Rhys Cooyou]

Casino is open and the bars there are pretty pumping

Until 1:00am. Which is 3 hours after the last pub in Adelaide closes, I guess.

 

[11sjw]

I'm up in Sydney for work at the moment and was out with the boys last night when I ran into this absolute glamour at the bar. Started chatting away and she drops that she is engaged and is getting married in May.

Took this as a sign to move on and keep scouting the field. About 2 hours later she comes and gets me and says I don't usually do this but Davo lets get out of here. Take her back to my hotel and gave her the greatest minute and a half of her life.

Get up this morning and put on a port training singlet to go for a run and she sees and we get talking about footy. She reveals her husband to be is a mad demons fans.

It had me thinking is there a supporter base that more embodies everything their team stands for than melbournes cucks and their spineless beta footy team

Translation: I'm in Bangkok at the moment and got F'd in the A by a ladyboy.

 

[Porked04]

Davo dug a hole in Sydney last night

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Davo dug a hole in Sydney last night

Must resist Mardi gras gag.

 

[DavoTheDasher]

It was a Tahi Mrs with a Missi



Translation: I'm in Bangkok at the moment and got F'd in the A by a ladyboy.

Is this some kind of hawthorn projection fantasy?

 

[DavoTheDasher]

Until 1:00am. Which is 3 hours after the last pub in Adelaide closes, I guess.

Your ignorance is cute