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I love that Cooney absolutely can't stand the Git.I can't wait to hear what Burger Rings Cooney, the Four Eyed Git and Old Whatsherface have to say on the Armchair Experts.
Why does that pic remind me of Ben Carbonaro?
No that’s the Gabba!Is the Docklands the worst sporting stadium in the Sothern Hemisphere?
An Essendon supporter thinking that Kangaroo Point Maccas is the goat. I actually fell asleep during your game last night, that’s how low your standards are!Located next to themaccas though so it’s not all bad
Nice maccas meltAn Essendon supporter thinking that Kangaroo Point Maccas is the goat. I actually fell asleep during your game last night, that’s how low your standards are!
The food at that Maccas is cold before you receive it over the counter!
If the Essendon FC was a maccas franchise, it would indeed be the one down the road from the Gabba
Fake Stringer: awful human, selfish footballer, bad at AFL!
His nickname The Package is not because he delivers, it's actually a reference to the A Perfect Circle song about an addict who is consumed by his greed and fakes sincerity and friendship to score hits from the friends he uses.
Jake fakes caring about his team and only insincerely tries as his contract runs out. He is using Essendon for his pay "package". You can see him feed the monster on the field every time he burns a teammate who's in a better position by taking a hollywood snap at goal instead. Barely gives the effort to train and be in shape... Get your package, Jake!!
"Eye on what I'm after
I don't need another friend
Nod and watch your lips move
If you need me to pretend
Because clever got me this far
Then tricky got me in
I'll take just what I came for
Then I'm out the door again
Lie to get what I came for
Lie to get just what I need
Lie to get what I crave
Lie and smile to get what's mine
Give this to me
Mine, mine, mine
Take what's mine
Mine, mine, mine
Take what's mine
Mine, mine, mine"
Fake Stringer: awful human, selfish footballer, bad at AFL!
His nickname The Package is not because he delivers, it's actually a reference to the A Perfect Circle song about an addict who is consumed by his greed and fakes sincerity and friendship to score hits from the friends he uses.
Jake fakes caring about his team and only insincerely tries as his contract runs out. He is using Essendon for his pay "package". You can see him feed the monster on the field every time he burns a teammate who's in a better position by taking a hollywood snap at goal instead. Barely gives the effort to train and be in shape... Get your package, Jake!!
"Eye on what I'm after
I don't need another friend
Nod and watch your lips move
If you need me to pretend
Because clever got me this far
Then tricky got me in
I'll take just what I came for
Then I'm out the door again
Lie to get what I came for
Lie to get just what I need
Lie to get what I crave
Lie and smile to get what's mine
Give this to me
Mine, mine, mine
Take what's mine
Mine, mine, mine
Take what's mine
Mine, mine, mine"
He's out of contract this year so when will the tassie devils offer him a deal?Fake Stringer: awful human, selfish footballer, bad at AFL!
It's the best and most insightful thing that's ever been written on the bay!This is more embarrassing than Tasmania’s attempt at a football team![]()
Adding you to the list of confirmed bandwaggoners.I didn’t watch![]()
nice meltIt's the best and most insightful thing that's ever been written on the bay!
I think what you are feeling is residual embarrassment from watching your pathetic team's season end without a whimper last night.