Manchester United Thread

[UnitedWarrior93]

Maybe Ronaldo can be our savior:

Asked if the situation at United is the same as when he left, Ronaldo replied: "100 per cent. If I were the owner of the club I would make things clear and adjust what I think is bad there.

"I'm still very young, I have so many plans and dreams ahead. Mark my words I will be owner of a big club, for sure."

 

[ManOfClay]

Maybe Ronaldo can be our savior:

Asked if the situation at United is the same as when he left, Ronaldo replied: "100 per cent. If I were the owner of the club I would make things clear and adjust what I think is bad there.

"I'm still very young, I have so many plans and dreams ahead. Mark my words I will be owner of a big club, for sure."

As much as I don’t want to call anyone else our savour (because what were Jose, Ole and ETH meant to be?), please Cristiano be our saviour.

 

[ManOfClay]

So with Ugarte out - do we go Casemiro or Eriksen?

Fernandes replaced by?

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

I’d say no to Casemiro & Eriksen, only because they’re slow as **** and both have checked out, but who else is there?

Have a feeling Zirkzee will play behind Hojlund. Newcastle are going to do us dirty.

 

[ManOfClay]

I’d say no to Casemiro & Eriksen, only because they’re slow as **** and both have checked out, but who else is there?

There is nobody :/

It sucks for Casemiro in particular. This is his legacy fading when he should probably be bossing a Saudi or Chinese league rather than the toughest comp in the world.

Have a feeling Zirkzee will play behind Hojlund.

It’s like parking the Queen Mary and Costa Concordia up front.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

INEOS are ****ing this club, SJR is ****ing us over big time.

 

[Grockadoc]

ANOTHER headed goal conceded... Poor defending. Leaving Isak virtually unmarked in the middle of the goals is unforgiveable, even with a deflection...

 

[ManOfClay]

Yuck yuck yuck

 

[Grockadoc]

Both headers conceded by Martinez's direct opponent. Sagged off Isak, hoping Maguire would cover and beaten for height on that second one.

 

[ManOfClay]

Sack them all

 

[Grockadoc]

I'm wondering if Martinez lack of height will be a liability under Amorim's 3 defenders plan.

 

[ManOfClay]

We finally get a break but Hojlund moves like he’s wearing gumboots

 

[ManOfClay]

I'm wondering if Martinez lack of height will be a liability under Amorim's 3 defenders plan.

He’s a centre back in a wing back’s body

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

Relegation, it’s happening.

 

[Grockadoc]

As much as he was maligned, i'd take McTominay in this squad right now. At least he was aggressive and played like he cared.

 

[ManOfClay]

lol 2-0 down and we sub out a kind of striker

 

[ManOfClay]

Holy shit we had a shot on goal

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

Zirkzee is off to Italy anyway, good riddance ya spud.

 

[Satan]

Watching this game on tv in london , haven't seen a game in ages . Absolute garbage

 

[ManOfClay]

Zirkzee is off to Italy anyway, good riddance ya spud.

He can do his corny Machine gun celebration every couple of months there

 

[Crimson King]

The worst squad we have ever assembled in the Premier League era.

 

[Grockadoc]

Can barely pass the ball. This is worse than anything I've seen.

 

[ManOfClay]

 

[Grockadoc]

PISS OFF...

 

[ManOfClay]

Oh Casemiro