Match the player to the profession

[TheWhiteRhino]

Match the current or former AFL player to the (alternative) profession his physical appearance or ability would be most colsely matched to.

For example, Matthew Pavlich fits the appearance of commercial pilot to a tea (if anyone has a photo to post it would be quite clear).

Also:

Shane Clayton = Accountant
Dustin Fletcher = Fireman

Any suggestions?

 

[Hawkk]

Peter "Spida" Everitt-politican
Fraser Gehrig-priest

 

[HeLMie]

Stephen Milne - Actor (Tinkerbell out of peter pan)

 

[Silvagnis]

Lloyd = Sniper
Houlihan = Downhill skier
Sheedy = Mad Scientist
Worsfold = Pharmacist

 

[Tezmyster]

James Hird - Financial Advisor (oops, he already does that)

 

[JUBJUB]

Shannon Byrnes - An Elf or an Oompa-Loompa

 

[pazza]

Nathan Buckley - Fashion and Accessory Consultant

 

[pafc4life]

Mark Ricciuto - Septic tank technician

 

[Rozza44]

Dean Rioli - Chef
Michael O'Loughlin - Rap Star
Corey Jones - One of those clown faces that rotate slowly at carnivals
Paul Chapman - Dwarf
Daniel Merrett - Garbage man

 

[CaptainDangerfield]

Peter Burgoyne - Inmate.

 

[Coondog 17]

Mark Ricciuto - Septic tank technician

 

[JeffDunne]

Brendon Fevola – Brain surgeon.

 

[Coondog 17]

Jeff White - olympic diver

 

[JeffDunne]

Ryan Houlihan - "Fluffer"

 

[weagles_fan]

Brendan Fevola - Clown

 

[JeffDunne]

Karl Norman – Laboratory Rat.

Nick Stevens – Proctologist.

 

[TigerFan]

Alistair Clarkson - child care worker

 

[dan warna]

Matthew Head - Bookie

 

[JUBJUB]

Matthew Head - Bookie

More like the next umpires boss.

 

[Rod Stroker]

Wayne Carey - Marriage Counsellor (and part-time pool cleaner)

 

[spanky ham]

Nick Stevens – Proctologist.

You're struggling a bit there Jeff. Surprised you didn't say gay pr0n star.

Riewoldt - A Hilton sister

 

[KnaveyBlue]

Brendon Fevola – Brain surgeon.
Ryan Houlihan - "Fluffer"
Karl Norman – Laboratory Rat.
Nick Stevens – Proctologist.

Carltonophilia. With a dash of homo-eroticism.

 

[Sealen]

Ryan Houlihan - "Fluffer"

 

[Rhombus]

Jordan McMahon - Awkward young cinema usher
Cameron Ling - Carnie
Damian Cupido - Unemployed
Gavin Wanganeen - Actor
Matthew Primus - Lumberjack
Mick Malthouse - Retired Talkback Radio stalker
Brendon Fevola - Shop Assistant at the Bong Shop

 

[Funkalicous]

Luke Ball - Basker

Koschitzke - Chiropractic

Gehrig - Bouncer

Penny - Chicken Feeder

Hamill - Negotiator

Goddard - Undercover Agent

Brett Voss - Stunt Double