Max Gawn anointed Melbourne Captain. Vows that not much will change.

[Laphroaig]

Congrats, big Maxy. It's a triumph for the ridiculously bearded everywhere.

Reported today that not much would change under his steady hand at the tiller.

And I think he is spot on with that. The club makes a ruckman who gets bullied by a skinny teenager their leader - I'm guessing we can count on continuation of the Dees defining characteristic

 

[DanWA]

Scrotum2 news break on perfect timing again

 

[A Cut Above]

Can't wait for Laphlog to bring us news of the moon landing

 

[DanWA]

Can't wait for Laphlog to bring us news of the moon landing

Lap Dog has a better ring to it

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

 

[fumbler]

Spoilers please.

I haven’t even got to watch the news yet.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

You know, Gil should scrap AFLX and start a women’s league instead. Could call it AFLW or something to the like. Thoughts?

 

[fumbler]

You know, Gil should scrap AFLX and start a women’s league instead. Could call it AFLW or something to the like. Thoughts?

Aha yes, go on.

 

[Turnover]

Carlton supporters trolling Melbourne supporters about leadership. U seen a tv for the last twenty five years boomer?

 

[HardcoreGeelongFan]

Who did he replace?

 

[brett15]

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Who would have thoughts the Dees would have got even softer with Watts leaving...

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Who would have thoughts the Dees would have got even softer with Watts leaving...

 

[JustaBattler]

Carlton supporters trolling Melbourne supporters about leadership. U seen a tv for the last twenty five years boomer?

whose the current capitan of Essendone havent won a final in 5000+ days again?


So I can bag the bitch.

 

[FLYING DEES]

Who would have thoughts the Dees would have got even softer with Watts leaving...

Good thing you recruited Scully then. He's really added to the hardness of a team that already includes pincher Stratton. Maybe now's not the time for a Hawthorn flog to be talking about hardness at the contest. Or anything tbh.

 

[FLYING DEES]

Congrats, big Maxy. It's a triumph for the ridiculously bearded everywhere.

Reported today that not much would change under his steady hand at the tiller.

And I think he is spot on with that. The club makes a ruckman who gets bullied by a skinny teenager their leader - I'm guessing we can count on continuation of the Dees defining characteristic

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How is Marc Murphy by the way?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Good thing you recruited Scully then. He's really added to the hardness of a team that already includes pincher Stratton. Maybe now's not the time for a Hawthorn flog to be talking about hardness at the contest. Or anything tbh.

Frawley got run off his legs by the Weid and of course Frost, who was surplus to our needs, was Hawthorn's best player yesterday.

Who would have thoughts the Dees would have got even softer with Watts leaving...

Who would have thought its been 828 days since Hawthorn were hard enough to beat us. Or 1430 since the OP's team were.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Carlton could use an inspirational leader like Maxy right now

 

[Laphroaig]

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Carlton could use an inspirational leader like Maxy right now

Why would bringing in a downhill skiier help?

Burst into a "dominant period" in a final. It strangely commenced at precisely the same time Geelong surrendered and racked their cue.

Does anyone in the world believe MaxiPad would have converted any of those third quarter shots with the game on the line?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Why would bringing in a downhill skiier help?

Burst into a "dominant period" in a final. It strangely commenced at precisely the same time Geelong surrendered and racked their cue.

Does anyone in the world believe MaxiPad would have converted any of those third quarter shots with the game on the line?

Yeah he jelly.
Bloke slotted one after the siren to secure the minor premiership.
I'd back him in regardless.

 

[Laphroaig]

I'd back him in regardless.

Yeah, but you're deluded.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Yeah, but you're deluded.

5 goals in a game against Geelong.
Oh look, Maxy and Carlton at least have one thing in common.

 

[Laphroaig]

5 goals in a game against Geelong.
Oh look, Maxy and Carlton at least have one thing in common.
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Got me again.

I reckon we got most of those goals after the game was decided too.

 

[fumbler]

Why would bringing in a downhill skiier help?

Burst into a "dominant period" in a final. It strangely commenced at precisely the same time Geelong surrendered and racked their cue.

Does anyone in the world believe MaxiPad would have converted any of those third quarter shots with the game on the line?

You should just give up posting mate, try joining the local knitting club or start collecting stamps.

 

[fumbler]

5 goals in a game against Geelong.
Oh look, Maxy and Carlton at least have one thing in common.
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Has max kicked 14 behinds in his career?