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[Lenny*]

Hello everyone,

I am very happy and excited today although still sad about Will Slade going.

The reason why I am very excited is that when we were at Daniels place we used his computer and he got me into internet dating like he said he would. Today I found out I am officially on a dating board. I can't wait for all the girls to start contacting me. The ad said that it is the place to meet the perfect partner. I think I will have a girlfriend very soon.

If you go to http://www.ezifriends.com.au and then do a search for men aged between 20 and 26 you will see the thing about me that we posted I hope the girls like it and start getting in touch really soon. Daniel say I should only answer the ones who send pictures and have big boobs. But I don't know if they are nice is the main thing.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS AND LADIES INTO INTERNET DATING GET IT ON!

Heals,
My sister wants to know if you'll date her.

This is a picture of her swimming at home in our pool.


http://novarocks.com/images/new pics/fat ass.jpg

 

[jezza]

Heals, be careful little buddy! There's a lot of bunny boilers out there in the big, wide world!

pav_is_god?

 

[Mister B]

Hi heals,
I was reading this thread and you seem like a funny guy. Good luck with the search for girls on the net, who knows you might find a really nice chick. it's a shame you don't like sydney much. Hope the cats play well for you in 2006.

 

[Bucks5]

You are older than I thought, who are you pouring that drink for? and I hope the drink isn't alcoholic

Here is a direct link to Healy's ezifriend profile http://www.ezifriends.com.au/profile-Healy.html

 

[Kingpin]

You are older than I thought, who are you pouring that drink for? and I hope the drink isn't alcoholic

Here is a direct link to Healy's ezifriend profile http://www.ezifriends.com.au/profile-Healy.html

Ahhh yes good piece of detective work Bucks
That profile photo's consistant (albeit a more grown up photo) with another photo, posted about 12 months or so back on this thread, so the doubts whether he's real or not seem to be dispelled.

You should latch onto that chick holding your glass for ya Heals, seems to have a nice set of Toyota Camry airbags there

 

[Healy]

This internet dating thing is stupid. I have not had one message or ekiss from any girls. I think this might be a dum idea of Daniels. Daniel says no body has replied because my profile is not sexy enough. I don't want to be rude and I don't think been to sexy is good it might scare girls away. I hope someone sends me an ekiss soon.

C'MON GIRLS LEAVE ME A MESSAGE ON MY INTERNET DATING!

 

[rick James]

Healy, how does it feel to share a name with a fictional character from a movie?

Healy, hi.

Healy, goodbye.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

This internet dating thing is stupid. I have not had one message or ekiss from any girls. I think this might be a dum idea of Daniels. Daniel says no body has replied because my profile is not sexy enough. I don't want to be rude and I don't think been to sexy is good it might scare girls away. I hope someone sends me an ekiss soon.

C'MON GIRLS LEAVE ME A MESSAGE ON MY INTERNET DATING!

C'MON THE MIGHTY PUSSY?

 

[nicky]

This internet dating thing is stupid. I have not had one message or ekiss from any girls. I think this might be a dum idea of Daniels. Daniel says no body has replied because my profile is not sexy enough. I don't want to be rude and I don't think been to sexy is good it might scare girls away. I hope someone sends me an ekiss soon.

C'MON GIRLS LEAVE ME A MESSAGE ON MY INTERNET DATING!

heals, you don't seem to have any problems finding girls so just sit back and relax one will fall for you soon enough

take care
nicky

PS GET ON THE SWANS 2006

 

[*Roo Knuts*]

heals. how are your little nipples have they arrived back from France yet?

my posts are so much more amusing and subtle as well
check for yourself http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=208403
i know its good and i know that you will know too if you read it and know my knowledge and know how then we will all know and you will be in the know.

 

[Healy]

Hi everyone,

I am a bit confused. I finally got a match on my internet dating but I am not sure if I should go for it. This is her profile.

Body type cuddly
Hair color Red
Eye color Brown
Smoker Non smoker
Drinker light/socially drinker
Ethnic background Caucasian
Religion Christian
Marital status Single
Education College
Occupation Other
Children Yes, and I live with them
Want children Want some day


Hi.. I am a 27yr old single mum of one boy. I have short naturally red hair (but could be any colour depending on my mood), brown eyes. Tired of being lonely.. would like to find my mr right.. instead of mr right now.

I like to read books that have a good story line.. have read some good books based on stories from Australia.
Music I love my country music.. but thats not all I listen too. Will listen to just about anything.. but not a big fan of heavy metal etc.
Movies Being a single mum.. dont get to see too many movies that are rated higher than PG... although I dont mind the odd action movie, or comedy.. or romance.. depends on my mood.

Ideally I am looking for that special someone to settle down with for the rest of my life. He needs to be honest, caring, loving, have a sense of humour, be family orientated, loves kids (especially someone elses


My friend Daniel says I shouldn't touch her because she has red hair is probably fat and has kids and wants more. But I don't know, if she is nice to me then I think it would be ok. The kids thing is a bit scary as I don't think I am really meant to be around kids without there mummy and daddys there. I once acidental dropped my cousins baby and it wouldn't stop crying.

What do you think I should do?

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!

 

[Knight Rider]

It's a trick Healy!

Daniel just wants the girl for himself. She sounds like the type he would go after...

 

[janiek]

healy


i know a girl who has short red hair & brown eyes she's vey sporty , her name sharon, she likes netball & warnie & her best friend named kim is this your girl? if so i'm sure you'll like her she has a very nice personality

 

[Greg Miller= Messiah]

Hi Heals, feet, arms and all other characters.
How are you?
You seem like a funny guy and i'm sure you will find a Daniel Chick and get a Ronnie Coot.
Start of asking her whether she will let you Mal Meninga her.
Your a good egg.
Keep trying, you are further than what i have got so don't even listen to my advice.
Hows tubby?
not your gut, your commentary team mate.
Go the cats.
Byrnesy looks the goods what what happened to your other bloke, was Will Slade?

 

[The Gunner]

heals it doesnt matter if shes the nicest girl in the world, if shes fat and has red hair shes a no goer

*awaits barrage of abuse from the feminists on the board*

 

[Sidey_87]

heals it doesnt matter if shes the nicest girl in the world, if shes fat and has red hair shes a no goer

*awaits barrage of abuse from the feminists on the board*

Mate do you have any idea about what you just said?
So your one of them blokes who just cares what she looks like eh?
Well let Heals pick whoever he wants, but i actually agree with you.

 

[magpie_militia]

I don't think you can afford to be too picky Heals......so go for it!!!

C'MON THE MIGHTY PIES GET IT ON!!

 

[The Gunner]

Mate do you have any idea about what you just said?
So your one of them blokes who just cares what she looks like eh?
Well let Heals pick whoever he wants, but i actually agree with you.

haha yeh i know what i said, but i was only joking...for me she has to be decent looking for me to be originally attracted, but also has to be nice for me to keep on coming back

 

[Stumpy Pete]

Not everyone hates Healy. Some of us take mild interest in his exploits and wish him well in his search for love and happiness.

Perhaps you should save your hatred and vitriol for those on these boards who go around abusing people for no reason.

Regards

S. Pete

 

[hawkeye23]

Not everyone hates Healy. Some of us take mild interest in his exploits and wish him well in his search for love and happiness.

Perhaps you should save your hatred and vitriol for those on these boards who go around abusing people for no reason.

Regards

S. Pete

Hear hear! Well said Pete!

 

[magpie_militia]

Couldn't have said it better myself Pete

 

[Sidey_87]

exactly right pete.
infact most people here like heals.

 

[Quinz]

Why don't you write an autobiography Heals?

 

[SorryIHammerChicken]

Hi nicky my names Pat Healy. Some of the guys here think you might like me. Are you a girl? If you are that would be ace. Are you pretty?

Last weekend I went and stayed at my friend Daniels place. We really raged on all weekend. On Friday night we went to the movies at the shopping centre near his house. It was cool there were all these really good looking girls at the movie place. I wanted to see Transporter 2 but Daniel said we had to go and see In Her Shoes because he said it is a really girly film so there would be more babes in there for us to pick up.

The movie really sucked and we didn't even get to see the end of it. Half way through it somebody went and said Daniel was been a pest and we got chucked out. Daniel had been going up to groups of girls while the movie was on and asking them if they wanted to go to the Pancake Parlor with us after the movies. They all said no.

After we got chucked out Daniel I went to maccas and got some food before going home. That night Daniel showed me one of his brothers magazines. It was very sexy and had nude ladies in it and you could see their boozies and everything. Daniel really liked the page where you could see this man's thing. He kept pointing at it and giggling.

That night I had bit of an accident, but I managed to clean up with some towels from the bathroom and I don't think Daniel or his mum noticed.

That night Daniel's brother made us a drink called rocket fuel. Wow it tasted yuk but it made my head go dizzy. After drinking our rocket fuels we went down the shops and tried to talk to some girls but there were none there. Daniel said we should go to the pub near his house because it has a disco. When we got there they told us it was a special members night and that we couldn't come it. That was a shame because as we stood there these three really sexy girls who all must have been members came up and got straight in.

We decided to go home and it was lucky that we did because when we got back to Daniels place he started to spew up. It was really funny.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!

Haha gold as always Heals.....you need to work on your subtlety though.

 

[LoneStar]

Healy... I don't really have an opinion on the red hair thing. My wife's hair is brownish red, but that comes out of a bottle. Who knows what colour it really is? I've only known her for 25 years and she's been going to the bottle since I met her.

The best advice in this matter would come from Eric Theodore Cartman of South Park, Colorado. He says there are two types of red-headed women:

"People with Red Hair, Light Skin and Freckles are Gingers. These people suffer from 'Gingervitus,' which occurs because Gingers have no souls and cannot be cured. Because their skin is so light, ginger kids must avoid the sun, a lot like vampires."

"Daywalkers have red hair but not pale skin and freckles. They can be outside in the daytime. And like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse and unless we work to rid the earth of that curse, the gingers could envelop our lives in blackness for all time. It is time that we all admit to ourselves that gingers are vile and disgusting. Daywalkers are half-gingers themselves. Make no mistake: ginger kids are evil. You know who was ginger? Judas. And what did Judas do? Oh, he just got Jesus killed, that's all. Look, I'm just saying what everyone else already thinks: Gingers are creepy. And one night, when you're all sleepin' in your room, the gingers are gonna getcha. They're gonna GETCHA!" (Southpark episode 911 - aka 137)

But Healy, that's just one fictional fourth-grader's opinion laid out for another. Take it with a grain of salt. This red-headed sheila might be the best thing you ever met! That wouldn't be too far-fetched now, would it?

Hey, really Heals, I could see a smart, pretty, slim, college-educated girl falling for you. Maybe she studied veterinary medicine and could teach you some basic animal care. That would certainly bite a chunk out of the pet mortality rate in Geelong!

And if she's really fat...you know what I mean...all jiggly and rollie with thighs that look like the surface of the moon viewed thru binoculars; with three chins that dance independently when she laughs (and breathes); with skin that hangs off her arms underneath the biceps that makes her look like she is the middle member of a marionette wrestling trio; and with huge boozies that sit comfortably on top of that big bulge of spongey flesh escaping over the top of her tight, stylish, plus-sized jeans...run like a fightened wombat!