Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 7

[GremioPower]

No - the brilliant mind of Kenny wouldn’t get the coaching wrong

If it weren’t for the ball and the end posts, our plan would have been remarkably successful!

 

[Portwon]

That was such a (I won't call it a story) shit piece of work from rooch.

Really poorly written that didn't actually say anything.

Poorly structured that looked like it started with an outcome or outcomes and word saladed its way from there. Looks like it was written ten minutes from deadline.

Why even publish it. It is not even puff piece worthy. It tells us nothing and just pieves people off.Had the AFLW stuff coming to take attention away from bad news.

Rooch you read this forum we know this. We know you write what the club wants but be better.

 

[Portmagpies36]

Sad news for Crows Radio Five AA - they lost even more listeners in the latest radio ratings survey.

Rowe's segment slumped even further (down 0.6) and is Adelaide's 7th most popular show in the drive segment- just ahead of Radio National, ABC Classical, JJJ and ABC News Radio.

Penberthy and Goodings lost a whopping 3.6 points to be overtaken by Nova 919 and well behind ABC 891.

And sad news for Graham Cornes and KG Cunningham. Five AA actually lost ground in the over 65's audience and were relegated behind Cruise Radio in the race for elderly Adelaide radio listeners.

Finally some good news on Big Footy.

 

[Duckimus Prime]

“I would have loved to have seen Port Adelaide go, ‘No, this is a chance to put our brand on show against the best team in the competition and see how it stacks up.’ I just think they got the coaching wrong against Melbourne.”

The bullshit that Lewis has talked about would have a point if we went into the Melbourne game 3-0 and changed a working game plan just because of Melbourne.

So after three weeks of a game plan not working, of course it would need to change. And that has nothing to do with playing Melbourne. Our game plan didn't work against Hawthorn and Adelaide. It would've been the height of bad coaching to not try something different going into the Melbourne game.

Our brand is all about being a frontal pressure team. We get the ball forward and we lock it in. Our game plan relies entirely on Charlie Dixon's ability to not get out marked. At worst when we bomb into the forward 50, he brings the ball to ground where we can lock it up for a stoppage. The first three weeks showed that we don't have the cattle play that way without Charlie.

 

[johnnysix]

The bullshit that Lewis has talked about would have a point if we went into the Melbourne game 3-0 and changed a working game plan just because of Melbourne.

So after three weeks of a game plan not working, of course it would need to change. And that has nothing to do with playing Melbourne. Our game plan didn't work against Hawthorn and Adelaide. It would've been the height of bad coaching to not try something different going into the Melbourne game.

Our brand is all about being a frontal pressure team. We get the ball forward and we lock it in. Our game plan relies entirely on Charlie Dixon's ability to not get out marked. At worst when we bomb into the forward 50, he brings the ball to ground where we can lock it up for a stoppage. The first three weeks showed that we don't have the cattle play that way without Charlie.

100%. Note to all footy supporters, be worried if Jordan Lewis or Milne get a coaching gig at your club. They'll never change their game plan. Not for lack of personnel, nor strengths of the opposition. The problem was that we didn't change where it mattered most. We changed who we kick it to up forward, not how. I've never heard anything more insane than the idea that we should wheel out the exact same shit that got us rolled by the Gold Coast and Adelaide against the previous year's premier without significant additions to the lineup.

 

[Grave Danger]

Sad news for Crows Radio Five AA - they lost even more listeners in the latest radio ratings survey.

Rowe's segment slumped even further (down 0.6) and is Adelaide's 7th most popular show in the drive segment- just ahead of Radio National, ABC Classical, JJJ and ABC News Radio.

They have to dump Caro's regular segment - it's dragging them down

 

[RossFC]

Sad news for Crows Radio Five AA - they lost even more listeners in the latest radio ratings survey.

Rowe's segment slumped even further (down 0.6) and is Adelaide's 7th most popular show in the drive segment- just ahead of Radio National, ABC Classical, JJJ and ABC News Radio.

Penberthy and Goodings lost a whopping 3.6 points to be overtaken by Nova 919 and well behind ABC 891.

And sad news for Graham Cornes and KG Cunningham. Five AA actually lost ground in the over 65's audience and were relegated behind Cruise Radio in the race for elderly Adelaide radio listeners.

I noticed that on Triple M, Rooshito has a segment where some woman pretends to be a Port supporter from Elizabeth and makes jokes about doing drugs, being poor, and performing adultery with players. How has nobody binned this complete crap?

 

[Steve Dore]

lol, played 3 games for Port and was delisted in 2019 but let's link him to Port Power.

 

[Expat power]

I noticed that on Triple M, Rooshito has a segment where some woman pretends to be a Port supporter from Elizabeth and makes jokes about doing drugs, being poor, and performing adultery with players. How has nobody binned this complete crap?

Are you serious? Triple M has form with this sort of shite. How does anyone listen to rooshit or Jarman.

 

[Expat power]

lol, played 3 games for Port and was delisted in 2019 but let's link him to Port Power.

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This is triple points for Advertiser they get to name “an elite private school” and Port Adelaide in the same sentence.

 

[RossFC]

Are you serious? Triple M has form with this sort of shite. How does anyone listen to rooshit or Jarman.

I normally try to find player interviews (at the time trying to get injury updates) on demand from different radio stations and heard that particular thing a few weeks back.

 

[Schulzenfest]

I noticed that on Triple M, Rooshito has a segment where some woman pretends to be a Port supporter from Elizabeth and makes jokes about doing drugs, being poor, and performing adultery with players. How has nobody binned this complete crap?

Is it 1998 when people might have thought that was funny?

 

[GoPorts]

Is it 1998 when people might have thought that was funny?

It's on just after their weekly chat with Mahatma Cote

 

[Grave Danger]

lol, played 3 games for Port and was delisted in 2019 but let's link him to Port Power.

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I bet he was just taking the rap for a former team mate with the same name.

 

[bomberclifford]

lol, played 3 games for Port and was delisted in 2019 but let's link him to Port Power.

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Even though he was celebrating the Crows AFLW Grand Final win.

 

[jonasshirtfront]

I bet he was just taking the rap for a former team mate with the same name.

YOU LEAVE JACK GRIMES OUT OF THIS

 

[raptalia]

lol, played 3 games for Port and was delisted in 2019 but let's link him to Port Power.

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Yep, 3 games for Port in 2018 and 86 games in 7 seasons for Melbourne. ****ing Murdoch Press.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Is it 1998 when people might have thought that was funny?

I mean its 2022 and there are literally people still making jokes about 119 and tarps. I think you massively overestimate the intelligence of their listeners.

 

[Grave Danger]

YOU LEAVE JACK GRIMES OUT OF THIS

No, no - I'm talking about PAC old boy Jack Elder-Bonython, who's been keeping a low profile since that pyramid scheme business.

 

[Mufc1975]

Wow channel 7 have outdone themselves today.

Their lead news item on the 6.00 news, was it Covid? no, was it the war in Ukarine? no.

IT's Tex Walkers 1st game at Adelaide Oval, Elspeth was very excited

 

[PAFC66]

Wow channel 7 have outdone themselves today.

Their lead news item on the 6.00 news, was it Covid? no, was it the war in Ukarine? no.

IT's Tex Walkers 1st game at Adelaide Oval, Elspeth was very excited

Whocares. Tex would come in handy in our rabble of a forward line atm. Goodluck to the racist campaigner

 

[PAFC66]

I mean its 2022 and there are literally people still making jokes about 119 and tarps. I think you massively overestimate the intelligence of their listeners.

23k last home game we're heading towards tarp territory in the next few weeks. Be lucky to get 18k vs eagles next week

 

[JimmyBC]

23k last home game we're heading towards tarp territory in the next few weeks. Be lucky to get 18k vs eagles next week

The premiers could use our tarps at the G right now.

 

[Duckimus Prime]

Is it 1998 when people might have thought that was funny?

1998? Roo and Ditts were still running with the Tommy Tai-Chi racist "call in" skit in 2021.

 

[finbarr]

I noticed that on Triple M, Rooshito has a segment where some woman pretends to be a Port supporter from Elizabeth and makes jokes about doing drugs, being poor, and performing adultery with players. How has nobody binned this complete crap?

It's a good thing Roo could play football. Otherwise he'd still be in the Riverland growing and dealing weed.