Merged Carlton Troll Threads

[ShepBoy]

Re: I hope the Carlton "Football Club" dies a slow horrible death

Who has won the most premierships in the competition?

Essendon, and in less years as well.

Next!

After this season, who will have wont he most wooden spoons? Carlton or Collingwood?

HAHA, you beat us at that, that's for sure. And you are in a hurry to catch the pathetic Saints.

 

[Bombers 2003]

Re: I hope the Carlton "Football Club" dies a slow horrible death

And you are in a hurry to catch the pathetic Saints.

It would be hard to beat 26 spoons though.

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

Re: I hope the Carlton "Football Club" dies a slow horrible death

Who has won the most premierships in the competition? That is the one that counts. Pity all you can hang your hat on is what is happening at Carlton. Collingwood's continued lack of success means the only pleasure you can derive comes from another team. How sad. I actually feel sorry for you.

Dont forget that the Pies can also hang their hat on the fact that they have the most supporters

 

[celtic_pride]

Re: I hope the Carlton "Football Club" dies a slow horrible death

Dont forget that the Pies can also hang their hat on the fact that they have the most supporters

Well people in Jail and on the Dole have to find an club to support don't they ?

 

[Adpar]

Re: I hope the Carlton "Football Club" dies a slow horrible death

Dont forget that the Pies can also hang their hat on the fact that they have the most supporters

Just goes to show how many in-bred ferals there really is!

 

[Adpar]

Re: I hope the Carlton "Football Club" dies a slow horrible death

Dont forget that the Pies can also hang their hat on the fact that they have the most supporters

Just another reason not to sleep with your sister, you will more than likely end up with a Pies supporter as a child.

 

[magman29]

Carlton joke

A bloke walks into a bar in Melbourne with a jack russel under his arm.The dog is wearing a Carlton football club jersey and socks and a little blues beenie,on arrival the bartender yells "hey no pets allowed in here, you"ll have to leave" the guy proceeds to beg him "look i"m desperate,we"re both really big blues fans and theTV is broken and this is the only place around where we can watch the game. After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning him if the dog does cause any trouble they will both be thrown out the bartender relents and allows them to stay and watch the game.The game begins with a bounce and straight away the blues get possesion of the ball and kick a goal. Suddenly the dog jumps up onto the bar and starts dancing around and walking along the bar giving all the patrons high fives. The bartender says "wow, thats the most amazing thing i have ever seen,what does the dog do when Carlton wins a game?" The man replies " i dont know,i"ve only had him for five years"....

 

[Cassius_Clay]

Re: Carlton joke

8/10

 

[Lukesta63]

Re: Carlton joke

Or....."..what does the tortoise do when Collingwood win a flag? Dont know,I've only had him 125 years...

 

[Cassius_Clay]

Re: Carlton joke

Or....."..what does the tortoise do when Collingwood win a flag? Dont know,I've only had him 125 years...

Now that was quite gay

 

[magman29]

Re: Carlton joke

1990 was 125 years ago???? failed maths did we????

 

[Lukesta63]

Re: Carlton joke

Now that was quite gay

You'd be the authority in that dep't CC

 

[raikkonen]

Re: Carlton joke

That joke is so old. Not even funny anymore.

 

[Super Goalie]

Re: Carlton joke

It's funny cause it's true

 

[HBF]

Re: Carlton joke

That joke is so old. Not even funny anymore.

Spot On.

 

[Smell The Glove]

Re: Carlton joke

A bloke walks into a bar in Melbourne with a jack russel under his arm.The dog is wearing a Carlton football club jersey and socks and a little blues beenie,on arrival the bartender yells "hey no pets allowed in here, you"ll have to leave" the guy proceeds to beg him "look i"m desperate,we"re both really big blues fans and theTV is broken and this is the only place around where we can watch the game. After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning him if the dog does cause any trouble they will both be thrown out the bartender relents and allows them to stay and watch the game.The game begins with a bounce and straight away the blues get possesion of the ball and kick a goal. Suddenly the dog jumps up onto the bar and starts dancing around and walking along the bar giving all the patrons high fives. The bartender says "wow, thats the most amazing thing i have ever seen,what does the dog do when Carlton wins a game?" The man replies " i dont know,i"ve only had him for five years"....

Here is a joke- how many flags has Collingwood won since colour TV was invented?

 

[Ron]

Re: Carlton joke

A Carlton joke?
Watching calrton try to play football is so much funnier than any joke could be.

 

[HKW1]

Re: Carlton joke

A Carlton joke?
Watching calrton try to play football is so much funnier than any joke could be.

watching collingwood lose grand finals is also funny

 

[thebigboy]

Re: Carlton joke

Not a bad joke actually.

 

[Gilbert_Hodge]

Re: Carlton joke

watching collingwood lose grand finals is also funny

That's very true!

 

[Bombers 2003]

Re: Carlton joke

watching collingwood lose grand finals is also funny

When was the last time Melbourne even got near a GF,beside 2000 that is?

 

[Bombers 2003]

Re: Carlton joke

Here is a joke- how many flags has Collingwood won since colour TV was invented?

Color TV was invented in the 1930s,it wasnt introduced into australia till 1975.So could u put the question a different way.

 

[Loco_Pie]

Re: Carlton joke

A Carlton joke?
Watching calrton try to play football is so much funnier than any joke could be.

Oh so true Ron, seen an hilarious effort from them spanning 2-5pm at the G last Sunday and am anticipating an equally humourous showing at the SCG starting at 1 on sunday, tune in for the hilarity. Swanees by 63 easing up.

 

[Corrosion]

Re: Carlton joke

If our effort was hilarious, then your mob's effort must have been laughable as well.

 

[ShepBoy]

Re: Carlton joke

Here is a joke

Which team has won the most wooden spoons this century?


BLue baggers of course.


Meanwhile merger talks are underway between Carlton and the Kangaroos, they will be known as the the Carlton Pauperoo Blues.