Mick Malthouse On The Couch tonight

[Vendrell]

As the thread title says, for those of you with Foxtel.

 

[TradeDraft]

Darren Jolly was on One Week at a Time but I heard he is not on because of his Broken Nose

 

[Frankie23]

They never talk about Collingwood, about bloody time!

 

[danielnajdek]

Darren Jolly was on One Week at a Time but I heard he is not on because of his Broken Nose

Yep. Steve "Moron" Quartermain said he had 2 black eyes and a broken nose Heath Shaw is replacing Jols

 

[DaisysHair]

My pathetic body corporate won't allow foxtel in our building, so won't get to see it anybody care to share? Anything noteworthy?

 

[Syphoncom]

^That's a joke hey. As always he comes across very well. Nothing out of the ordinary, although if he didn't want to speak about something he'd find a way to avoid it anyway.

 

[HeavyPop]

Good interview, he just talked about the gameplan, our kicking and of course the coaching situation.

 

[Kirby]

I'll say this, he looked very relaxed and content. I hope that's a good sign!

He did say whilst he worries about any player that missed last week he is confident that they will all be okay for this week.

Also, he confirmed that Presti was in hospital for 4 days. Made a joke about how Presti is the only player in the league who could be in hospital for that long and no-one noticed.

 

[Zahki]

And of course the torps. Good to see he loves the torp, we might see it again after all.

 

[mattys123]

Typical MM performance, he danced around some of the questions, and gave some answers that had you thinking by the time he had finished, what was that question again?

He's still the master of the media, he knows how to control them fully.

Mick's body language, and also his words seemed to be coming from a place of utter confidence.

He mentioned the 1980 team he played in that won the flag, and said "I knew we'd win the flag, even after being beaten by 9 goals in the last home and away game".

He has a similar feeling now, one thing's for sure, MM thinks we are going to win the flag, and will be shattered if anything else happens.

Now for Heater, on ONE HD with Wallsy thumbsd, Quarters thumbsd and Darcyp).

At least Heater won't hold back, he doesn't know how to.

 

[Syphoncom]

Just not by Goldy

 

[Zahki]

Wow, and Quarters is an insufferable shitlord about 5 seconds into OWAAT, a new record?

 

[DIDAIC0S]

Wow, and Quarters is an insufferable shitlord about 5 seconds into OWAAT, a new record?

yep, he is a total male rooster cranium!

 

[danielnajdek]

What did he say?? I missed the first few minutes.
Flicking between that and Good News Week.

 

[Zahki]

Show opened with a montage of Hawthorn beating Collingwood and his first words of the show were "And didn't Michael Christian love calling those goals as the Hawks downed the Magpies" with a huge shit eating grin.

 

[danielnajdek]

Typical Quartermain. He had a grin on his face at the end of the sports section of the news at 5 as well. Was talking about how Jols had 2 black eyes and a broken nose and for some reason was grinning. Can't stand the dopey p#$ck.

Now carrying on about our goal kicking again
Find something new to talk about idiots.

 

[absy]

Bwaha. I swear this week we are going to kick like 20 goals 10 behinds or something to shut them all up.

 

[Didak2Dawes]

What a scumbag quarterbraindead is.

id love to meet the fairy in person.

Absolutely smash him.

 

[daics_35]

LoL, Robbert Walls at the end awarding Villian of the week for the third week in a row about Collingwood. Jeez that show has the biggest tossers running it.

 

[HotPiesWithSauce]

Bwaha. I swear this week we are going to kick like 20 goals 10 behinds or something to shut them all up.

That'd be nice. Can we make it the next three games tho?

 

[abs_of_STEELE]

How's our goal kicking going guys? Havn't heard much about it lately.

 

[danielnajdek]

LOL. They just mentioned it again on FC.

 

[Jonno_]

LoL, Robbert Walls at the end awarding Villian of the week for the third week in a row about Collingwood. Jeez that show has the biggest tossers running it.

This is the only footy show I will not watch. I hate Quatermain more than anyone else in the media. He is just a d*ckhead. He has never played footy in his life, is the biggest smug Hawthorn idiot and hates Collingwood.

I loved when they had the Troy Chaplin segment where they recorded everything he said on the football field. Quatermain is sitting there with a school girl giddy smile "Wow that's amazing I've never seen vision like that before... obviously I've never experienced it like you blokes".

Really? You are on a footy panel, masquerading as an expert, but you've never been so close to, or on, a footy field that you have heard a defender's instructions?

P*ss off you moron.

 

[Forgotten Legend]

I actually like One Week at a Time since I think Walls and Darcy are pretty damn good commentators and AFL experts but I think Quartermain is just an idiot with a giant Hawthorn ego. Did anyone see the footage when Maxwell asks for the ball from a Hawk scum and then he just throws it to another hawk scum who proceeds to swear at Maxwell before throwing the ball further down the field from Maxwell. And then Quartermain just laughs it off all in good taste. Damn he does get annoying when the Hawks are going good but quiets down when their sh*t.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

I actually really liked what he was saying.

I get the distinct impression they treated the Hawthorn game with 'respectful contempt'. Whereas Hawthorn appeared to treat it like a Grand Final lol.

Sounds like he was JUST falling short of allowing the words 'we can win it' to come from his mouth.

But he definitely alluded to the fact that he truly believes they'll win the flag this year.

Good to see.