Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 - 2015 Edition

[SaintsSeptember]

Apeness was from the same draft as Boyd and is actually tracking worse. Could be in the running next year if he gets a game.
Of course he'd no doubt play better if they paid him many hundred of thousands of dollars more for motivation.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Would need to be a pretty large bucket to a fit a head the size of Boyd's

even bigger if he had his wallet with him.

 

[Mentallo]

For mine the top 5 in 2016 should contain at least one of.

Michael Firrito.
Marley Williams.
Dale Thomas.
Luke Hodge.
Taylor Hunt.
Michael Firrito.

 

[Sully90]

Zac Clarke surely a top 10 prospect. Our version of Kosi.

 

[A Cut Above]

even bigger if he had his wallet with him.

You mean this thing?

 

[iBeng]

Mofra I will give you this: You have every right to blast Lewis Taylor into the top 10 from his previous best of 11th (I think).

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Sadly not eligible for the award this year, he really needs to have a hall of fame entry or something.

First round pick to the Lions in 2004.
16 games over 3 years where he barely managed to touch the ball , even counting hitouts.
Traded at a profit to Collingwood for a better first rounder, which the Lions stupidly traded on another hall of famer, Travis Johnson.
Clocked up 48 games for the pies without managing to do anything vaguely impressive.
Drafted as a rookie for Carlton in 2013 and playing 18 games to make a major contribution to their spoon in 2015 before finally in his last game before retiring getting 15 hitouts and 2 goals. ( VFL ).

A big hand for Cameron Wood.
Not everyone can carve out a 12 year AFL football career without being able to play good.

 

[Mentallo]

A big hand for Cameron Wood.
Not everyone can carve out a 12 year AFL football career without being able to play good.

Trent West would go pretty close to that I reckon.

 

[iBeng]

Trent West would go pretty close to that I reckon.

Hey. Trent West was twice the Ruck Wood was. So that still makes him .5 of a Ruck, but still!

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I thought Shaun Hampson was getting there , but he ruined it all by starting to play well.

 

[pluggeranddoc]

How many senior games qualifies?

 

[Tempy Tiger]

Chris Dawes surely has a lock on #1. $600k a year for 4 years of spiking and setting overhead marks.

Robin Nahas also a top ten candidate I would have thought.

 

[Raveneyes]

Chris Dawes surely has a lock on #1. $600k a year for 4 years of spiking and setting overhead marks.

Massive fall from grace. Was a premiership player with a big future.

Has gone downhill every year.

 

[bontshow]

Nah still love my footy. We beat Hawthorn and Carlton often enough to keep me happy.

I just don't have massive expectations for 2016.

Still beat Carlton

 

[Haduken]

Still beat Carlton

exactly!!!

 

[iBeng]

But you didnt beat the Lions

 

[carnthedons]

Now that the professional aborigine has retired to go be prime minister or Secretary General of the UN or something, surely our captain's title of chief finger pointer and hence spot in the list is assured.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Now that the professional aborigine has retired to go be prime minister or Secretary General of the UN or something, surely our captain's title of chief finger pointer and hence spot in the list is assured.

He'd need to fight Heritier for the job , I think Heritier is intending to hold down the position in his spare time amongst being a professional footballer and Pope as well.

Is Heritier on the list ?

 

[Sir Hugh Percy]

He'd need to fight Heritier for the job , I think Heritier is intending to hold down the position in his spare time amongst being a professional footballer and Pope as well.

Is Heritier on the list ?

Hard to say whether H is an injury troll or not... **** it, just put him in there anyway.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Hard to say whether H is an injury troll or not... **** it, just put him in there anyway.

We can sort of imagine how bad he'd be if he was fit.

 

[iBeng]

You cant have a bottom 50 without the Kanye West of the AFL.

 

[Sir Hugh Percy]

Adam Oxley and Marley Williams would have to get guernseys. Brandon Ellis?

 

[boondy]

A big hand for Cameron Wood.
Not everyone can carve out a 12 year AFL football career without being able to play good.

How many years has John Butcher been playing . He has been the only John on an AFL list since Jon Woodcock

 

[SaintsSeptember]

How many years has John Butcher been playing . He has been the only John on an AFL list since Jon Woodcock

Nearly got me, the trick in the question is the word "playing" isn't it.
Still a baby at 25, 3 more years to make retirement. ( before that its de-listing ).

 

[Haduken]

But you didnt beat the Lions

no mtter it's not like we cant use the good draft picks..
and it' ridiculous to think we were any chance of even making finals, let alone win one. so home and away wins/losses mattered even ;ess thsn they normally do.you're either contending or it's a waste of time paying it any mind whatsoever.